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Old 06-15-2011, 06:33 PM   #1
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Default Tsunade vs Konohamaru

Before the fight starts, Tsunade gets both her arms and both her legs chopped off and she loses two liters of blood.

Tsunade is not allowed to use chakra for any reason.

Konohamaru has a minigun. Konohamaru is given the strength necessary to carry and fire this minigun. The minigun gets unlimited ammo.

Tsunade gets full prep and full knowledge. Konohamaru only gets enough knowledge to know how to operate a minigun.

How does this go down?
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Old 06-15-2011, 07:06 PM   #2
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Sucknade gets shot in the head.The end.
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Is this serious....?
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How could this possibly be considered a serious thread?
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Old 06-15-2011, 07:48 PM   #5
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Default Re: Tsunade vs Konohamaru

Konohamaru uses Sexy no Jutsu and imitates Dan with Jiraiya.

He proceeds to torture her until she bleeds to death.
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Tsunade asks konohamaru to come closer she will give him the secret about the hokages then bites his screams " Asuma and the 3rd are dead get over it little punk then she bites his ear off and while he is sobbing over grandaddy and uncle asuma he bleeds t death so tsunade wins and goes to the hospital
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Tsunade would die from her own injuries long before a mere lost ear would kill even the weakest of weaklings.
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maybe IF she cant use Chakra
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Which she can't.
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Well a minigun has some serious recoil, and though kono has the strength to fire it, he doesn't necessarily have the strength to control it. Tsunade, with full prep, chills until her body recuperates. Refills the blood naturally and has the wounds from her arms and legs being chopped off healed over.

Then, knowing Kono can't control said minigun, flops to the ground. Since kono can't per se aim the gun, simply carry and fire, he ends up toppling over when he fires it, effectively disarming himself. Tsunade gnaws his jugular open.

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Or rasengan to the face.
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Or rasengan to the face.
All he knows how to do is fire a minigun, so no.
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All he knows how to do is fire a minigun, so no.
The given knowledge limitations only refer to extra knowledge, it doesn't prevent him from using stuff he already knows.

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Well a minigun has some serious recoil, and though kono has the strength to fire it, he doesn't necessarily have the strength to control it.
Control was implied when fire was specified.

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Tsunade, with full prep, chills until her body recuperates. Refills the blood naturally and has the wounds from her arms and legs being chopped off healed over.
Because that totally happens in less than months and months.

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Asinine. And this isn't asinine, it's epic and hilarious.
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The given knowledge limitations only refer to extra knowledge, it doesn't prevent him from using stuff he already knows.

"Kono only has enough knowledge to fire a minigun"

Is much different than

"Kono has no extra knowledge except how to fire a minigun"



Control was implied when fire was specified.

I can fire a bazooka, doesn't mean I can avoid dealing with recoil.

Because that totally happens in less than months and months.

You gave her full prep.

Asinine. And this isn't asinine, it's epic and hilarious.
Theres no point to it as a serious note towards either fighter's skills or overall ability. In the eyes of the battlegrounds, its the commonplace clutter that floats around the river of actual topics.
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"Kono only has enough knowledge to fire a minigun"

Is much different than

"Kono has no extra knowledge except how to fire a minigun"


Only if you're going to argue semantics out of spite instead of taking the words for their actual meaning.

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You're splitting hairs.


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Even supposing that prep extended to allowing her wounds to heal, the prep occurs before the removal of her limbs.

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And what ever gave you the idea that it was meant to be?

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Does recoil really matter when Sucknade's blown to bits?
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Not in the least.
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Only if you're going to argue semantics out of spite instead of taking the words for their actual meaning.

If you want people to take them for their real meaning, then type their real meaning. I don't feel like attempting to decode your gibblets, so as a person who thinks with logic I take the words at all I can assume they mean, which is face value.

Type what you mean or don't type. Its simple.


You're splitting hairs.

How is that splitting hairs? A gun like a minigun has enough recoil to dislocate shoulders and crack bones, damage your organs via vibration, etc. Being able to carry and fire doesn' mean you can handle the recoil behind it, meaning Kono fires. If he can't handle the recoil, he will get toppled and his body basically brutalizied by the recoil, letting Tsunade gnaw open a jugular.


Even supposing that prep extended to allowing her wounds to heal, the prep occurs before the removal of her limbs.
You put "before the fight starts" rather than "when the fight starts".
Thus meaning it falls in the realms of prep, and since she has full prep she can wait for herself to heal.
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Does recoil really matter when Sucknade's blown to bits?
Yes when kono can't actually hit with the gun itself.
Imagine it as trying to land a bulls-eye on a dart board while experiencing a 8.0 earthquake.

With no control and a minigun, its the same experience.
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But he has control and I'm pretty sure recoil happens AFTER he fires.Therefore it is irrelevant.
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