Spoiler: Oh, oh how horribly EVIL!!! THEORY TIME.

Kreegah!!! · 04-17-2011, 04:11 PM

Naruto has always been cautioned about the risks he faces obtaining new powers, mixing powers together, and over-extending his powers.

Kishimoto had, it's rumoured, wanted to pair Naruto and Sasuke together at the end, but people were like "no, please."

You are probably wondering why I placed these two jarringly separate matters together. If you've read many of my past threads or been victimized by my PMs, you may also be wondering what new terror is about to throttle your mind and blind your inner eye.

Not to worry! I shall bear you no mercy.

As we know, mangas of this type seem to add power after power onto the Protagonist so he can topple all the evil powers in one wee campaign.

This is what happens: Naruto obtains the other half of the 9T's chakra, and later becomes Jinchuriki of the reconstituted Juubi. Then he throws on the SOT6P's Cloak, and adds in Sage Mode, allong with his Rinnies. As he lifts high his ultimate Rasengan Bomb of Doom, he decides that he must also shock his opponent into immobility, so he thinks of using the Harem Jutsu. But it's too much! Naruto becomes one hot babe launching an earth-crushing attack against the evil foe! Success!

But... whereas lack of control with Sage Mode leads to petrification, in this instance it leads to a simple, irreversible over-extension of his final jutsu, like a PC caught in a logic loop, frozen forever!!! He's now a smoking hottie for life, and smitten Sasuke's got a new mate in mind for rebuilding his clan. Harmony Achieved.

The Second Pornkage · 04-17-2011, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

Naruto has always been cautioned about the risks he faces obtaining new powers, mixing powers together, and over-extending his powers.

Kishimoto had, it's rumoured, wanted to pair Naruto and Sasuke together at the end, but people were like "no, please."

You are probably wondering why I placed these two jarringly separate matters together. If you've read many of my past threads or been victimized by my PMs, you may also be wondering what new terror is about to throttle your mind and blind your inner eye.

Not to worry! I shall bear you no mercy.

As we know, mangas of this type seem to add power after power onto the Protagonist so he can topple all the evil powers in one wee campaign.

This is what happens: Naruto obtains the other half of the 9T's chakra, and later becomes Jinchuriki of the reconstituted Juubi. Then he throws on the SOT6P's Cloak, and adds in Sage Mode, allong with his Rinnies. As he lifts high his ultimate Rasengan Bomb of Doom, he decides that he must also shock his opponent into immobility, so he thinks of using the Harem Jutsu. But it's too much! Naruto becomes one hot babe launching an earth-crushing attack against the evil foe! Success!

But... whereas lack of control with Sage Mode leads to petrification, in this instance it leads to a simple, irreversible over-extension of his final jutsu, like a PC caught in a logic loop, frozen forever!!! He's now a smoking hottie for life, and smitten Sasuke's got a new mate in mind for rebuilding his clan. Harmony Achieved.

^That...sounds like something I'd say

mrsticky005 · 04-17-2011, 04:53 PM

Kreegah you're genius both fascinates and disturbs me greatly.

zerosameri · 04-17-2011, 05:14 PM

Oh wow...

Sheelah · 04-17-2011, 05:28 PM

I just can't see this happening, but I'll give you an "A" for effort.

EvL j3st3r · 04-17-2011, 05:32 PM

beautiful.......just f#&#$ng beautiful! You should write a novel.

Kreegah!!! · 04-17-2011, 05:32 PM

I can't take all the credit. Engineer Basko and I were discussing this on TC the other day, and I just decided it had to be shared.

That guy is so genius it's astonishing. Too bad he's out for awhile doing his boat run or whatevs it is.

Man, he best not be like kravenkorvinus and just disappear unexpectedly.

Vornmusion · 04-17-2011, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

Naruto has always been cautioned about the risks he faces obtaining new powers, mixing powers together, and over-extending his powers.

Kishimoto had, it's rumoured, wanted to pair Naruto and Sasuke together at the end, but people were like "no, please."

You are probably wondering why I placed these two jarringly separate matters together. If you've read many of my past threads or been victimized by my PMs, you may also be wondering what new terror is about to throttle your mind and blind your inner eye.

Not to worry! I shall bear you no mercy.

As we know, mangas of this type seem to add power after power onto the Protagonist so he can topple all the evil powers in one wee campaign.

This is what happens: Naruto obtains the other half of the 9T's chakra, and later becomes Jinchuriki of the reconstituted Juubi. Then he throws on the SOT6P's Cloak, and adds in Sage Mode, allong with his Rinnies. As he lifts high his ultimate Rasengan Bomb of Doom, he decides that he must also shock his opponent into immobility, so he thinks of using the Harem Jutsu. But it's too much! Naruto becomes one hot babe launching an earth-crushing attack against the evil foe! Success!

But... whereas lack of control with Sage Mode leads to petrification, in this instance it leads to a simple, irreversible over-extension of his final jutsu, like a PC caught in a logic loop, frozen forever!!! He's now a smoking hottie for life, and smitten Sasuke's got a new mate in mind for rebuilding his clan. Harmony Achieved.

Stop teasing me with this and write a fanfic already!

Hyuuga Heir · 04-17-2011, 06:14 PM

lmao xD

Cenzo · 04-17-2011, 06:19 PM

Best theory yet!

kalmeast · 04-17-2011, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

Naruto has always been cautioned about the risks he faces obtaining new powers, mixing powers together, and over-extending his powers.

Kishimoto had, it's rumoured, wanted to pair Naruto and Sasuke together at the end, but people were like "no, please."

You are probably wondering why I placed these two jarringly separate matters together. If you've read many of my past threads or been victimized by my PMs, you may also be wondering what new terror is about to throttle your mind and blind your inner eye.

Not to worry! I shall bear you no mercy.

As we know, mangas of this type seem to add power after power onto the Protagonist so he can topple all the evil powers in one wee campaign.

This is what happens: Naruto obtains the other half of the 9T's chakra, and later becomes Jinchuriki of the reconstituted Juubi. Then he throws on the SOT6P's Cloak, and adds in Sage Mode, allong with his Rinnies. As he lifts high his ultimate Rasengan Bomb of Doom, he decides that he must also shock his opponent into immobility, so he thinks of using the Harem Jutsu. But it's too much! Naruto becomes one hot babe launching an earth-crushing attack against the evil foe! Success!

But... whereas lack of control with Sage Mode leads to petrification, in this instance it leads to a simple, irreversible over-extension of his final jutsu, like a PC caught in a logic loop, frozen forever!!! He's now a smoking hottie for life, and smitten Sasuke's got a new mate in mind for rebuilding his clan. Harmony Achieved.

overly awesome...it took me a while to catch it and i'm like....

Kreegah!!! · 04-18-2011, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vornmusion

Stop teasing me with this and write a fanfic already!

I'm coming to the slow realization that I may not have the attention span necessary for so much as a long-winded rant on something let alone a fanfic or an actual published piece of literature.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cenzo

Best theory yet!

Of mine or ever?

Quote:

Originally Posted by kalmeast

overly awesome...it took me a while to catch it and i'm like....

Kishi has been playing it close to the belt, but I think we have enough now to predict end events. I'm also thinking I should have made a poll.

EvL j3st3r · 04-18-2011, 05:56 PM

add one.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ · 04-19-2011, 08:20 AM

Now that's what I called some theory!

Engineer Basko · 04-21-2011, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

I can't take all the credit. Engineer Basko and I were discussing this on TC the other day, and I just decided it had to be shared.

That guy is so genius it's astonishing. Too bad he's out for awhile doing his boat run or whatevs it is.

Man, he best not be like kravenkorvinus and just disappear unexpectedly.

Do not be so modest, Kreegah!. I acted like more of a foil.

And I'm back, on a short leave I think you call it? We do not even receive Easter as a day off, because the captain is Jewish.

So we have today through Saturday night to ourselves and that is all.

You must tell me more about this guy. You speak of him often.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vornmusion

Stop teasing me with this and write a fanfic already!

I think he would do well, too, but I think he has confidence issues and does not want to risk embarrassment to himself.

I was astonished to see so many people had voted for him to write one; I think the very amount means he must be obligated to do this.

But where are all the names? I saw only three.

Sparky · 04-21-2011, 03:37 PM

...............AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH!!!!

Wow 9,009 votes for the last option unbelievable!!!

I can't belive you came up with tath yourself....I think Im scarred.

Kreegah!!! · 04-21-2011, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Now that's what I called some theory!

I call it unique.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Engineer Basko

Do not be so modest, Kreegah!. I acted like more of a foil.

And I'm back, on a short leave I think you call it? We do not even receive Easter as a day off, because the captain is Jewish.

So we have today through Saturday night to ourselves and that is all.

You must tell me more about this guy. You speak of him often.

I think he would do well, too, but I think he has confidence issues and does not want to risk embarrassment to himself.

I was astonished to see so many people had voted for him to write one; I think the very amount means he must be obligated to do this.

But where are all the names? I saw only three.

Baskosauce! Wassup, man?

Foil or no, it was a team effort! /brofist

Shore leave, I think you mean.

Or holiday?

I think he was an alt to keep me company. Now my imaginary friend has departed...

Or I hate typing? It's a drain on my patience?

I sense an unsubtle hand in this...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparky

...............AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH!!!!

Wow 9,009 votes for the last option unbelievable!!!

I can't belive you came up with tath yourself....I think Im scarred.

Scarred? From the truth?

Troll Master · 04-21-2011, 05:32 PM

Wow that is the biggest TROLLING I've ever had in my entire life just from reading that.

Jakropha · 04-22-2011, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Troll Master

Wow that is the biggest TROLLING I've ever had in my entire life just from reading that.

And in a few more minutes, you will get a shot of Trolline Flamozine, about 300Mg of it.
Enough to kill an unstable man...

Merechan · 04-22-2011, 08:10 AM

I... I don't understand. o___o

View Poll Results: Viability of Outcome and thoughts on Theory as a Whole
Viable and the only course of action logical to pursue	3	27.27%
Viable and likely, but Kabuto wins in the end and uses the "Chronicles" Idea Kreegah! posted elsewhere	2	18.18%
Not very Likely. Since I know you're serious, I'll be serious too	1	9.09%
Not even possible	2	18.18%
Write a Fanfic before the stress kills Vorn	9,007	100.00%
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04-17-2011, 04:11 PM	#1
Kreegah!!! Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,868 Rep Power: 15	Oh, oh how horribly EVIL!!! THEORY TIME. Naruto has always been cautioned about the risks he faces obtaining new powers, mixing powers together, and over-extending his powers. Kishimoto had, it's rumoured, wanted to pair Naruto and Sasuke together at the end, but people were like "no, please." You are probably wondering why I placed these two jarringly separate matters together. If you've read many of my past threads or been victimized by my PMs, you may also be wondering what new terror is about to throttle your mind and blind your inner eye. Not to worry! I shall bear you no mercy. As we know, mangas of this type seem to add power after power onto the Protagonist so he can topple all the evil powers in one wee campaign. This is what happens: Naruto obtains the other half of the 9T's chakra, and later becomes Jinchuriki of the reconstituted Juubi. Then he throws on the SOT6P's Cloak, and adds in Sage Mode, allong with his Rinnies. As he lifts high his ultimate Rasengan Bomb of Doom, he decides that he must also shock his opponent into immobility, so he thinks of using the Harem Jutsu. But it's too much! Naruto becomes one hot babe launching an earth-crushing attack against the evil foe! Success! But... whereas lack of control with Sage Mode leads to petrification, in this instance it leads to a simple, irreversible over-extension of his final jutsu, like a PC caught in a logic loop, frozen forever!!! He's now a smoking hottie for life, and smitten Sasuke's got a new mate in mind for rebuilding his clan. Harmony Achieved.

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Kreegah!!! Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,868 Rep Power: 15	Re: Oh, oh how horribly EVIL!!! THEORY TIME. I can't take all the credit. Engineer Basko and I were discussing this on TC the other day, and I just decided it had to be shared. That guy is so genius it's astonishing. Too bad he's out for awhile doing his boat run or whatevs it is. Man, he best not be like kravenkorvinus and just disappear unexpectedly.

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Hyuuga Heir Genin Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 344 Rep Power: 7	Re: Oh, oh how horribly EVIL!!! THEORY TIME. lmao xD

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