Akatsuki/Chuck Norris battle royale

RSAHinataSpringbokF1 · 07-03-2009, 07:35 PM

A battle royale would be nice between the Akatsuki and Chuck Morris. A whole group of renegade shinobi going against the actor? That'd be fun. Pick the side who wins.

itachi/madara · 07-03-2009, 07:36 PM

chuck norris.....

ECW Original · 07-03-2009, 07:39 PM

Chuck...Norris...will kill...them.

RSAHinataSpringbokF1 · 07-03-2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ECW Original

Chuck...Norris...will kill...them.

Whoa? Chuck Norris winning? No way, Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Deidara, Konan, Zetsi, and Pain would swarm Chuck and kill him.

itachi/madara · 07-03-2009, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by RSAHinataSpringbokF1

Whoa? Chuck Norris winning? No way, Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Deidara, Konan, Zetsi, and Pain would swarm Chuck and kill him.

nope..he looks at them and they die
NORRISGAN!

RSAHinataSpringbokF1 · 07-03-2009, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by itachi/madara

nope..he looks at them and they die
NORRISGAN!

Not likely.

itachi/madara · 07-03-2009, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RSAHinataSpringbokF1

Not likely.

just wait...in 3 days chuck norris will come to ur house and kill u

RSAHinataSpringbokF1 · 07-03-2009, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by itachi/madara

just wait...in 3 days chuck norris will come to ur house and kill u

Chuck Norris would be too busy.

deidara330 · 07-03-2009, 08:17 PM

Deidara is more AWESOME than Chuck Norris. His art is a BANG!

Nawaki Uchiha · 07-03-2009, 08:17 PM

he's never to busy. chuck norris wins

Darkest-Yang · 07-03-2009, 08:25 PM

Chuck Norris is super he wins no matter what he'll roundhouse kick akatsuki in the back of the face

ThunderSpirit · 07-03-2009, 09:12 PM

Any one of the Akatsuki single handedly stomp Norris. All together its definitely no problem.

itachi/madara · 07-03-2009, 09:22 PM

anti-norrises will get killed in 3 days.

Miles Edgeworth · 07-03-2009, 10:39 PM

Lol, epic as he is, Akatsuki stomps.

And i've heard that a lot. I'm still alive >.>

KyuubiAkatsuki · 07-03-2009, 10:41 PM

Chuck Norris's mere name would destroy them

ThunderSpirit · 07-03-2009, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by KyuubiAkatsuki

Chuck Norris's mere name would destroy them

There seem to be quite a few Chuck Norris fans on here.

Hiro · 07-03-2009, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by deidara330

Deidara is more AWESOME than Chuck Norris. His art is a BANG!

this is gonna turn into a debate, i can feel it ^_^

THIS IS WHY CHUCK NORRIS STOMPS.....ANYONE!!!! LOL XD

Spoiler:

CHUCK NORRIS

ChuckNorris got his driver's license at 16... seconds

when Chuck Norris jumps he doesn't jump he pushes the whole Earth down

People have often asked the United States, what is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply.... ChuckNorris

ChuckNorris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

ChuckNorris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month

ChuckNorris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there

A blind man once stepped on ChuckNorris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm ChuckNorris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by ChuckNorris.

There is no 'Ctrl' button on ChuckNorris's computer. ChuckNorris is always in control

Didn't you get the message saying google won't search for chucknorris because you don't find chucknorris, he'll find you.

ChuckNorris was born in a log cabin he built himself.

ChuckNorris sleeps with a night light at night, but not because ChuckNorris is afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of ChuckNorris

ChuckNorris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

The dinosaurs didn't go extinct becasue of a metor, the went extinct because of the Chuck Norris

The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: ChuckNorris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his bellybutton, his liver, and his beard.

chucknorris can swim on land

Superman wears ChuckNorris pajamas.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like ChuckNorris, but they grow up just to be killed by ChuckNorris.

ChuckNorris doesn't sleep, he waits

one day a rattlesnake bit chucknorris. three days later the snake died from the excessive pain

ChuckNorris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. at night.

the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for ChuckNorris.

When chucknorris was born the only person to cry was the doctor

When ChuckNorris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

ChuckNorris can kill two stones with one bird.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless ChuckNorris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to ChuckNorris just to be on the safe side.

ChuckNorris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut ChuckNorris is ChuckNorris.

When taking the SAT, write "ChuckNorris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

ChuckNorris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

In the beginning there was nothing...then ChuckNorris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe

If you Google search "ChuckNorris getting his butt kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until ChuckNorris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

when chucknorris wants an egg he breaks the chicken

Contrary to popular belief, ChuckNorris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep ChuckNorris out. It failed miserably

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures ChuckNorris allows to live.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to ChuckNorris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

ChuckNorris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

ChuckNorris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of ChuckNorris's warm-up exercises.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And ChuckNorris."

Human cloning is outlawed because if ChuckNorris were cloned, then it would be possible for a ChuckNorris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised
There is no chin under ChuckNorris' Beard. There is only another fist.
ChuckNorris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ChuckNorris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
ChuckNorris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
If you ask ChuckNorris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
The chief export of ChuckNorris is pain.
ChuckNorris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with ChuckNorris.

Hiro · 07-03-2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by KyuubiAkatsuki

Chuck Norris's mere name would destroy them

no, just thinking of his name would kill them XD

KyuubiAkatsuki · 07-03-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Hiro Tasogare

no, just thinking of his name would kill them XD

rofl ha ha true

dragonjinchuriki dj · 07-03-2009, 10:50 PM

chuck norris will kill all of them except 4 tobi and hidan(cause there immortal)

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