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Easily Bribed
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DL and I have noticed some rather "interesting" threads as of late, and we've decided you all need our help. So we made you a dating guide, the fool proof way to get yourself a guy or gal. Enjoy! (and don't sue us.)
The Dating Guide For GIRLS Spoiler:
The Dating Guide For GUYS Spoiler:
We will be updating as our research progresses
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Cool Hwip
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The guy section is completely and utterly wrong... No soup for you
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DL thinks we should take out all the rules after Number one under the guys guide. I think he has a point.
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Girl section is...~shakes head at the failure~
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The Legendary Master X
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lol....what the- *Facepalm* lol
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Special Jonin Candidate
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For guys
I wouldn't say is necessary..More like understanding what the question is and answering it in a well thought out way. Obviously there are two ways you an answer, the direct way (which can and will get you into trouble), or give the same answer in a more toned down and methodical way. Gifts are a great thing, but don't just get stuff to get it. It's really not that hard to figure out what she likes, and what she doesn't typically you'll sort that out within a week. If you want to play that to your advantage keep track of it somewhere. While relatively expensive stuff is good around holidays/special days, keep in mind the inexpensive stuff with high intrinsic value (score ya extra points constantly) Rule 3 is pretty good as stands. you're the guy, be a gentlemen, pick up the tab for dinner, the movie, the date w/e. Dating's relatively expensive, and even though it's old school thinking, it makes an impact on that person. I wouldnt say you need to HIDE the cell, in the beginning, I'd bet she will expect other girls numbers to be there, thats just a fact of life, now if you are getting calls from other girls, or doing stuff you arn't supposed to, chances are you'll get caught..why? karma's has no mercy. You can pick a girl with 0 confidence, chances are it wont last all that long and be a very clingy one sided relationship (been there done that, she stole the t-shirt). Instead of worrying about her confidence, YOU need the confidence. If YOU carry YOURSELF with a ton of confidence, that's all it takes. It's actually amazing the difference you will notice in how people look at you. well, my thoughts |
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I'm just gonna stick to a facepalm XD
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Leader of the Demon Wolves
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This whole list is completely and utterly ridiculous. However given the fact that I am pretty sure...at least I hope this was supposed to be a funny...I will not say no more. AND back to the Weather we go...
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The girls section is so WIN!!!!!
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Obviously you are a little boy who wishes to become a man....UNFORTUANTLY with that small of idealist ways of think you shall never become one....END OF STORY...and I am off the forums...not in the mood to be here
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Beh I am over it...actually I came to apologize since I had a rough day I didn't mean to be such a meanie...all though I still disagree with it...^^
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Last Rule: Never argue with an angry woman, and learn to duck and cover
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hmmm Silent...I like that one...^^
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This is a joke, right?
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That girls section, needs work. First rule for example, makes it sound like if your not rail thin you'll never get a guy no matter how hard you try. A lot of it is attitude, if your confident and have self esteen, people are attracted to that. Physical attributes contribute but are not a major component. Stop having ideas, this a free country. People are allowed to have opinions and voice them. This makes it sound like we're stupid! When people hide their true selves in dating, they're only fooling themselves and the other person. Hence the reason for the high divorce rate in this country. People in some cases feel like they never knew their partner because they were deceived from the very beginning, as such, they don't know who their partner truly is like. A gap forms, theres a breakup and in some cases, divorce!! 'No cookies for you.
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Nope we were totaly serious. xD
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The Smiling Assassin
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There was more I could write but I'm too lazy >.>
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Hey you guys don't knock our hardwork. We wrote this for your benefits so ungrateful.
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is secretly a carebear
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And this is why DL has time to make 20+ alts.
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