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Old 07-01-2009, 10:50 AM   #1
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who will win???[SPOILER]CHUCK NORRIS[SPOILER]
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Chuck Norris...STOMPS.
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:11 AM   #4
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chuck norris, the others dont even have the slightest chance
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Chuck Norris,DUH!
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chuck norris
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chuck norris could take them with hes limbs tied behind hes back
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In actuality, every Naruto character ever would kill Chuck Norris before he could lift a finger.
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In actuality, every Naruto character ever would kill Chuck Norris before he could lift a finger.
WRONG!!! chuck norris wouldnt even have to fight them, he would give them a death stare and dare them to fight! then they would all run away with tails between their legs!!
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Chuck Norris could roundhouse kick them all in the face before they could bat an eyelash.
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WRONG!!! chuck norris wouldnt even have to fight them, he would give them a death stare and dare them to fight! then they would all run away with tails between their legs!!
So cocky "I'm better than all of you" beyond all reasoning Sasuke would just run away? Because this dude he's never met stared at him?
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So cocky "I'm better than all of you" beyond all reasoning Sasuke would just run away? Because this dude he's never met stared at him?
yes, Chuck Norris has this air about him like "you mess with me and you die, that includes you sasuke! " and im not cocky..... Chuck Norrris is, but he has a right to be! this is fun
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So cocky "I'm better than all of you" beyond all reasoning Sasuke would just run away? Because this dude he's never met stared at him?
You obviously underestimate Chuck Norris. He can kill two stones with one bird.
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You obviously underestimate Chuck Norris. He can kill two stones with one bird.
But really, you can't kill a stone because stones aren't alive.
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You obviously underestimate Chuck Norris. He can kill two stones with one bird.
i have 2 more
1: when chuck norris jumps in a pool he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norrised
2: chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, he stands out side once a week and dares it to grow
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But really, you can't kill a stone because stones aren't alive.
thats how strong chuck is, he brings stones alive just so he can kill them with 1 bird!
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yes, Chuck Norris has this air about him like "you mess with me and you die, that includes you sasuke! " and im not cocky..... Chuck Norrris is, but he has a right to be! this is fun
I wasn't calling YOU cocky, I was calling Sasuke cocky. And Orochimaru was noted in a recent anime episode to have the exact same air about him. Chuck Norris's "death stare" wouldn't work on Orochimaru.
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I wasn't calling YOU cocky, I was calling Sasuke cocky. And Orochimaru was noted in a recent anime episode to have the exact same air about him. Chuck Norris's "death stare" wouldn't work on Orrochimaru.
yes yes it would, chuck would demonstrate his awsomeness by killin' 2 stones with 1 bird, orochimaru would be so amazed that he would bow on his knees and beg chuck to make him his apprentice
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yes yes it would, chuck would demonstrate his awsomeness by killin' 2 stones with 1 bird, orochimaru would be so amazed that he would bow on his knees and beg chuck to make him his apprentice
Orochimaru has people follow him, he wouldn't become someone's apprentice.
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Orochimaru has people follow him, he wouldn't become someone's apprentice.
that is because he never met chuck norris before
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