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Old 11-15-2010, 02:26 PM   #1
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Default Chuck Norris vs Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa vs Dos Equis guy
the battle of the most amazing men on earth.
Location: New York City
Restrictions: Old Spice Guy gets his horse 5 minutes after the start of the fight and his his boat 30 minutes after the start of the fight. Dos Equis guy has downed a bottle of Dos Equis. Chuck Norris gets his hat. Old Spice Guy already has Old Spice on
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I think Chuck Norris's time has ended i think the real fight is between Isaiah and Dos Equis guy.
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Old 11-15-2010, 02:33 PM   #2
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Default Re: Chuck Norris vs Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa vs Dos Equis guy
Dos Equis by far.

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Old 11-15-2010, 02:33 PM   #3
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how about trolololo guy? :/
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Old 11-15-2010, 02:33 PM   #4
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The Dos Equis guy and the Old Spice Guy team up and kill Chuck Norris for being an overused disgrace.
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Old 11-15-2010, 02:35 PM   #5
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the Old Spice guy into oblivion, thus making the real match between Chuck Norris and the Dos Equis guy. However, drinking Dos Equis makes the Dos Equis guy an Omnipotent+, so he causes all of Chuck Norris's attack to only hit himself, resulting in Chuck Norris perpetually roundhouse kicking himself to death.

In other words, Dos Equis guy wins.
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Morgan Freeman comes end and kills them. Matter of fact, bring me in, and I'll end them as well. It's that simple.
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Old 11-15-2010, 03:45 PM   #7
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Default Re: Chuck Norris vs Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa vs Dos Equis guy
@ Dudemeister: WIN
@ Deidara330: Forgot to add Old Spice guy has put on old spice before hand, so he just makes chuck norris kick a diamond while hiding in a oyster shell
@ Tyrell: Morgan Freeman is god he is to powerful for this fight
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Old Spice guy's a massive reality warper.He wins.
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Old 11-15-2010, 04:39 PM   #9
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Dos Equis guy say "Stay thirsty my friends" Then breaks the bottle over Suck Norris's head, and the old spice Guy says "You could smell like a man if you use Old Spice and not a lady scented body wash" And the white horse kills the Dos Equis guy.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris vs Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa vs Dos Equis guy
old spice is used by both chuck norris and dos equis guy so he wins lol

also yeah old spice guy is all powerful reality warper
dos equis guy is just lucky as suave
chuck norris is a man who had people write a list to glorify good ol walker texas ranger
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Old spice guy says swan dive, throws a cake he made in the gormet kitchen he built you by hand at the dos equis guy, says the cake is now diamonds, killing the dos equis guy. Then chuck goes for a round house, but old spice guy says your legs are now diamonds as chuck falls over in withering amounts of pain. Old spice guy then beats up chuck noris with a petrified freshwater fish, while saying your name. But chuck dies and falls in 2. And old spice guy responds, "I didn't say your name, but there were treasures inside". Proceeds to man voice happy birthday and rides off on his lion jet ski into the best night of your life.
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the old spice guy is a casual reality warper, he turns their brains into daimonds
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Whoever Chuck's facing, he gets raped. My 7 year old sister kicks his ass.

If it were a "who's gayest" contest, however...
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Chuck Norris has a gun so.......
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TMYMCSL turns his gun into sand.
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yeah of coarse hes a bullet timer..

he freezes time
walks over
kills you
eats bullet
pooops it out
ressurects you
shoots it at you
then turns the bullet into diamonds
rips through chucks head
turns the moon into a giant diamon and shinra tenseis it into chuck norris

then he blows up the multiverse
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It amazes me how this forum can take a bad joke and run it into the ground with 16 more bad jokes.
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It amazes me how this forum can take a bad joke and run it into the ground with 16 more bad jokes.
it amazes me how this forum can take a grumpy old nin and adores him like he's justin bieber. xD

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it amazes me how this forum can take a grumpy old nin and adores him like he's justin bieber. xD

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Chuck Norris win without batting an eyelash.
Old Spice Guy turns his eyelashes to diamonds
then Dos Equis guy tells him to "stay thirsty my friend" and Chuck dies of the ultimate desire to have some dos equis
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