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Old 09-12-2010, 05:57 PM   #1
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Old 09-12-2010, 06:04 PM   #2
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Lmao.

Konan will outsmart the scissors and pwn them with a rock!!!
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She doesn't have a rock.
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Old 09-12-2010, 06:06 PM   #4
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Can she tag team with rock?

Edit: well nevermind then.
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easy she makes a gaint paper ball thats like a rock
shell call it chibaku paper tensei
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Hmm...then she wins by blowing up the scissors, she seems to always have paper bombs handy.
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easy she makes a gaint paper ball thats like a rock
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But it's still paper.
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Konan: I never thought I'd see you around here again.

Scissors: We're not children anymore, Konan. The doctors removed the safety guards years ago. My skills have ... sharpened.

Konan: You were so cute and chubby back then, with your Fisher Price handles. We used to make beautiful crafts together. We were happy...

Scissors: You were happy. If you weren't so high on paste all the time, you would have noticed my suffering!

Konan: *laughs* What do you mean? *nervously fingers jar of paste hidden in robes*

Scissors: Do you know how hard it is to get dried glue off young blades? DO YOU KONAN????!!!!

Konan: Let's settle this now!

Narrator: Poor Konan. She never saw the stapler jutsu coming.


Scissors win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
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Rock Lee>>>Uchiha

Rock>Uchiha
Rock>Scissors
Uchiha=Scissors
Konan= Paper
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Scissors>Paper
Scissors>Konan

Uchiha>Paper
Uchiha>Konan

Konan loses to scissors.

Which is Madara.
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Konan uses her ultimate summoning jutsu to summon The Rock (AKA Dwayne Johnson) and The Rock defeats The Scissors with his awesome un-pierce-able body.

Konan wins
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Since when does Konan use summoning jutsu.
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Whatever.
Scissors can just blitzes her anyway.
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Whatever.
Scissors can just blitzes her anyway.
Ah, but her summoning jutsu is lightspeed as stated by Morgan Freeman. She only has to summon The Rock, a confirmed FTL and Planet Buster, to win the match.
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Ah, but her summoning jutsu is lightspeed as stated by Morgan Freeman. She only has to summon The Rock, a confirmed FTL and Planet Buster, to win the match.
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Ah, but her summoning jutsu is lightspeed as stated by Morgan Freeman. She only has to summon The Rock, a confirmed FTL and Planet Buster, to win the match.
Scissors are massively FTL.Scissors blitzes.
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Scissors are massively FTL.Scissors blitzes.
But Konan can warp space/time with her left pinkie instantaneously. She can send Scissors to The Rock's inner dimension, where Scissors will spend all of eternity listening to bad Rock music.

Konan wins
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Rock Lee>>>Uchiha

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Konan= Paper
Rock<Paper
Scissors>Paper
Scissors>Konan

Uchiha>Paper
Uchiha>Konan

Konan loses to scissors.


Which is Madara.
What is this, I don't even....
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scissors: cut-you in lady-parts-no-jutsu

now konan has no nipples
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You sir, made me giggle.
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