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View Poll Results: Best Sex-Ed Sensei?
Kakashi 57 18.57%
Jiraiya 89 28.99%
Tsunade 19 6.19%
Anko 33 10.75%
Ebisu 5 1.63%
Iruka 7 2.28%
Orochimaru 7 2.28%
Asuma 5 1.63%
Kurenai 16 5.21%
Gai-sensei 13 4.23%
3rd Hokage 1 0.33%
Akatsuki members 33 10.75%
Yamato 4 1.30%
Other sensei not mentioned 1 0.33%
Other charater (not a sensei) not mentioned 17 5.54%
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Old 06-22-2009, 07:27 PM   #1
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Default Who would be the best sex-ed sensei? ***KEEP APPROPRIATE***

I cracked up when I thought of this idea. (Please don't ask me how I got it, I don't know myself! ) But anyways, you know the question: Who would be the best sex-ed sensei?

Yeah, this could be between the actual sensei of Naruto or just all the characters. You guys choose. I expect some pretty interesting answers. Just remember to keep it appropriate!

*We don't need to know how, just who!*

If you had to take the "gentler" approach, I would probably go with Iruka, I guess. So I suppose that would be my choice for the best sex-ed sensei because I'm thinking of the poor children who have to go through this...ehm, unusual lecture.

If it had to be the "vulgar" approach, it would DEFINITELY be Hidan. (Oh god, the children!!! )

And just to be funny, I would think it would be Kakashi or Anko.

Finally, creepy approach...Yeah, Orochimaru, hands down.


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I read a fan fic where Kurenai taught this, and Shikamaru and Ino started making out *Vomit* she made everyone demonstrate. I would have to say that Iruka would be bad for this, because he is too...gentle? I think a good sensei for this would be Kakashi, because he would just say what needs to be said, and continue on the path if life. Or Tsunade, how fricken' hilarious would that be!! "Listen Up!!! This is a girl *points out a chart* and this is a boy *points to another chart* When they 'bond' and the boy gets veeeeeeeery happy, babies get made after cooking for nine months." She would obviously be more blunt, just explaining that she would get the "facts" over with. I would have said what I really think she would say, but there are kids on this forum!!!!!
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Old 06-22-2009, 07:33 PM   #3
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to make it funny jariaya
uncomfortable kakashi
and really awkward for him iruka
to make it really funny hidan it would have so much cussing
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jariaya would be so pervy doing the lesson tsunade would come in and beat him senseless
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id say jiraya ebisu or kakashi
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I read a fan fic where Kurenai taught this, and Shikamaru and Ino started making out *Vomit* she made everyone demonstrate. I would have to say that Iruka would be bad for this, because he is too...gentle? I think a good sensei for this would be Kakashi, because he would just say what needs to be said, and continue on the path if life. Or Tsunade, how fricken' hilarious would that be!! "Listen Up!!! This is a girl *points out a chart* and this is a boy *points to another chart* When they 'bond' and the boy gets veeeeeeeery happy, babies get made after cooking for nine months." She would obviously be more blunt, just explaining that she would get the "facts" over with. I would have said what I really think she would say, but there are kids on this forum!!!!!
*bursts out laughing* I could see Tsunade doing that! I think I would be at that sex-ed lecture just to hear her say that! And yes, I think it's a good thing we don't go into those "facts"!

Kurenai teaching sex-ed? *grabs nearby trashcan just in case* That's a bit disturbing...Making everyone demonstrate? Wow.

Hahaha...Iruka might actually feel too out of place. He never seems to know any of this stuff. I guess you could say he's a bit too..."innocent" in that regard. Then again, in the first episodes of the original Naruto, he did get nosebleeds! And that was always hilarious!
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jariaya would be so pervy doing the lesson tsunade would come in and beat him senseless
You can always count on Tsunade to beat Jiraiya senseless! I think it would be pretty good timing, considering what resources he has. The poor kids in that room...They'll be scarred for life! Whether it's the intense violence or the lecture, they won't escape without bad mental images.
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you should keep this to your self. some of the poeple regaster is young and so on.
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Be disturbed? Yeah, I think anyone would! (i'm hoping that's what you're talking about, lol)
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Anko... for some reason I see her as a teacher for this kind of stuff.
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this post is very Inaporperit. you should keep this to your self. some of the poeple regaster is young and so on.
Well, I guess we can remove it then. That, or change the title to something even more appropriate. To be honest, I've seen a few worst posts on here. But whatever the mods and you wish, I don't want any kids getting an early wake-up call on this.
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Anko... for some reason I see her as a teacher for this kind of stuff.
There's actually a fanart on that somewhere on deviantart...It doesn't show anything (thank god), but it does involve Iruka...
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Be disturbed? Yeah, I think anyone would! (i'm hoping that's what you're talking about, lol)
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There's actually a fanart on that somewhere on deviantart...It doesn't show anything (thank god), but it does involve Iruka...
Oh, I remember seeing that!
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maybe guy would make a good teacher cuz he wouldnt be uncomfortable about it and he probably wont get to indept but give a good lesson
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maybe guy would make a good teacher cuz he wouldnt be uncomfortable about it and he probably wont get to indept but give a good lesson
He would probably make it so you don't understand with all the adding in of 'Youthfulness" or something of the sort. But yeah, I think he would be good too. I think Rock Lee would be the only one to understand what Gai would be talking about.
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naruto would probably be the worst cuz he might teach and show the class his pervy jutsu which would prolly scarred the students for life they would be scarred but they'd either be scared or think its funny when sakura comes in and punches him thru a wall
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