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Old 06-22-2010, 07:11 PM   #1
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Boy, Orochimaru has a twisted life to say at least. He deserted Jiraiya and the Leaf Village just for power. The snake ninja went to the Sound Village to base his operations there. He had Kabuto as his henchman and the Sound Five. He also sent Guren to beat Naruto, Kakashi, Yamato, Team Kurenai, Ino, Shizune, Sai, Sakura, Lee, and Tenten in one of the filler arcs. You know what happened to Orochimaru. Try putting him to work at a McDonalds. Would you want to see Orochimaru working there if you wanted to enjoy a burger?
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haha! just trying to picture him in the uniform and I'm cracking up

I'd order the most complicated burger ever and then I'd send it back with some bogus complaint and tell him to make it again and again and again.

I don't think I'd ever actually eat anything made by Oro. I'd leave the burger outside on the sidewalk for the seagulls and bums.
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haha! just trying to picture him in the uniform and I'm cracking up

I'd order the most complicated burger ever and then I'd send it back with some bogus complaint and tell him to make it again and again and again.

I don't think I'd ever actually eat anything made by Oro. I'd leave the burger outside on the sidewalk for the seagulls and bums.
That's funny if you ate a burger made by Orochimaru at a McDonalds. What about if they had him at the cashier?
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That's funny if you ate a burger made by Orochimaru at a McDonalds. What about if they had him at the cashier?
I would pay in pennies
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Only if Orochimaru doesn't control your body when you're paying in pennies for your meal at McDonalds.
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oh my god! I can hear him saying "Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?" xD
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the McDonalds buliding would burn down and all the little kids would be afraid what if they have dress up as Ronald McDonald oh those poor kids
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What if Orochimaru had to dress up as Ronald McDonald? ^ Idea from above post.
Look, Ronald is slithering about! What if he tried to bite his drink and slurp like a vampire, or tried to give someone a curse mark through a Quarter Pounder or something? If he did that, he could get more workers to join McDonald's because they would instantly be bonded with him via the mark and would be drawn to work there with him. Then he'd be getting a raise for getting a lot of workers. XD
He'd be a good manager because he could extend his neck to get his head to float around the workers to see if they would be doing their job or not. What if he licked every burger beforehand. Eww.
What if he said this to a drive-thru person? "What toy do you want with your Happy Meal, sir? The Hot Wheels Racer or the killer snake?"
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What if Orochimaru had to dress up as Ronald McDonald? ^ Idea from above post.
Look, Ronald is slithering about! What if he tried to bite his drink and slurp like a vampire, or tried to give someone a curse mark through a Quarter Pounder or something? If he did that, he could get more workers to join McDonald's because they would instantly be bonded with him via the mark and would be drawn to work there with him. Then he'd be getting a raise for getting a lot of workers. XD
He'd be a good manager because he could extend his neck to get his head to float around the workers to see =if they would be doing their job or not. What if he licked every burger beforehand. Eww.
What if he said this to a drive-thru person? "What toy do you want with your Happy Meal, sir? The Hot Wheels Racer or the killer snake?
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Don't say that! I work there, why would I want snake-face skulking around the restaurant?! He would have to be in grill, or no deal. He would scare away all the customers, and make the children cry.
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I can see him with the clown nose and everything xD
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I'd get my meal, eat it, then go up to him and ask if he want's to help me rule the world and we'd just go from there.
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Why the hell is there snake juice all over my big mac.
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Orochimaru: Hi welcome to mCdonals
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Customers and their kids would be very scared if Orochimaru was Ronald McDonald. The former member of the Sannin wearing one of most recognizable icons in business would be even scarier. If that happens, no one would eat at the McDonalds where Orochimaru works.
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I ordered chicken nuggets not snake heads.
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What if Orochimaru had to dress up as Ronald McDonald? ^ Idea from above post.
Look, Ronald is slithering about! What if he tried to bite his drink and slurp like a vampire, or tried to give someone a curse mark through a Quarter Pounder or something? If he did that, he could get more workers to join McDonald's because they would instantly be bonded with him via the mark and would be drawn to work there with him. Then he'd be getting a raise for getting a lot of workers. XD
He'd be a good manager because he could extend his neck to get his head to float around the workers to see if they would be doing their job or not. What if he licked every burger beforehand. Eww.
What if he said this to a drive-thru person? "What toy do you want with your Happy Meal, sir? The Hot Wheels Racer or the killer snake?"
Orochimaru would cause more than good if he even worked at a McDonalds. The kids would be so scared and can ask their parents to leave in horror. Scary but funny.
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Orochimaru workin' those buns and burgers?

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*is glad i don't eat mcdonalds*

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