James Bond vs Jason Bourne? - Page 3

mrsticky005 · 04-21-2010, 01:52 PM

Hm so far Bond outnumbers Bourne 4-2.

Wooster · 04-21-2010, 01:57 PM

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Hm so far Bond outnumbers Bourne 4-2.

Clearly something is wrong. It should be 1.23e13 to 4.2

mrsticky005 · 04-21-2010, 02:00 PM

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Clearly something is wrong. It should be 1.23e13 to 4.2

In favor of Bourne yes I think I can finally agree with you Wooster.

Toma RNK · 04-21-2010, 02:01 PM

This is likely because most people only watch movies, not read books....

Wooster · 04-21-2010, 02:05 PM

It's now 5 to 2. Bond is shaken not stirred.

mrsticky005 · 04-21-2010, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Toma RNK

This is likely because most people only watch movies, not read books....

What is likely?

Toma RNK · 04-21-2010, 02:07 PM

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What is likely?

The only valid explanation or reason for bond to beat bourne, is that most people have not read ANY of the books for either character.

Based on the movies (in which jason bournes character was massacred worse than escaflowne on fox) bond is superior to bourne. If you follow the books, bourne would DESTROY bond.

mrsticky005 · 04-21-2010, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Toma RNK

The only valid explanation or reason for bond to beat bourne, is that most people have not read ANY of the books for either character.

Based on the movies (in which jason bournes character was massacred worse than escaflowne on fox) bond is superior to bourne. If you follow the books, bourne would DESTROY bond.

Would he? Mostly the question is who do you like better and I like Jason Bourne better. But how is it that Bourne would destroy Bond. I mean
the way I see it, Bond has impossible luck and charm. While Bourne
seems like someone who could die at any moment.

Toma RNK · 04-21-2010, 02:20 PM

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Would he? Mostly the question is who do you like better and I like Jason Bourne better. But how is it that Bourne would destroy Bond. I mean
the way I see it, Bond has impossible luck and charm. While Bourne
seems like someone who could die at any moment.

Bond has gadgets and charm, bourne has geographical thought, patience, and is a far better guerrilla than bond. Also far better weapon training and a more diverse portfolio.

mrsticky005 · 04-21-2010, 02:25 PM

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Bond has gadgets and charm, bourne has geographical thought, patience, and is a far better guerrilla than bond. Also far better weapon training and a more diverse portfolio.

Hm, well I can tell that from the movies alone.

I think it depends on what laws we're working with.

The Everything Will Work in the Favor of James Bond. Law.

or

Pretty Much Nothing Will Work in the Favor of Jason Bourne Except That
He Can't Die Yet For The Sake Of Plot But He Probably Would Die Eventually Because The Entire CIA Wants His Head On A Stake. Law.

darkjam · 04-21-2010, 02:27 PM

I personally prefer Jason Bourne, I just thought his overall character was better.

mrsticky005 · 04-21-2010, 02:29 PM

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I personally prefer Jason Bourne, I just thought his overall character was better.

Heh, already at 50 posts.

Wooster · 04-21-2010, 02:45 PM

Here let Ian Fleming explain why Bond wins." Exotic things would happen to and around him, but he would be a neutral figure- an anonymous, blunt instrument wielded by a government department"

See Bond works with MI6 and the CIA through Felix Leiter. Bourne has a distinct disadvantage here.

Not to mention, Bourne is a pansy. Bond is ruthless and dispassionate.

mrsticky005 · 04-21-2010, 03:18 PM

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Here let Ian Fleming explain why Bond wins." Exotic things would happen to and around him, but he would be a neutral figure- an anonymous, blunt instrument wielded by a government department"

See Bond works with MI6 and the CIA through Felix Leiter. Bourne has a distinct disadvantage here.

Not to mention, Bourne is a pansy. Bond is ruthless and dispassionate.

Felix Leiter (and the CIA) only really existed to make Bond look good.
At least according to the films.

Bond: Well I defeated SPECTRE once and for all, single-handely ended the Cold War and all wars to be, got the girl, got the other girl, and discovered
the cure for cancer.
Leiter: So...what do I do?
Bond: Paperwork

Ok, 'splain why Bourne is a pansy. Last time I checked rebelling against
the government especially when you're CIA is often an easy way to get
yourself killed. So considering the risk, Bourne is hardly a pansy.

Take THAT HMS Wooster!

Wooster · 04-21-2010, 03:25 PM

Simple Matt Damon=Jason Bourne. I win.

Lower your colors U.S.Sticky

Edit: I should admit that not using Carlos the Jackal servery hampers the movie. But since I haven't seen the movies or read the books. I am still pure.

mrsticky005 · 04-21-2010, 03:32 PM

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Simple Matt Damon=Jason Bourne. I win.

Lower your colors U.S.Sticky

So what if Matt Damon plays Jason Bourne? What difference does it make?
The question is Bourne vs Bond. Not Damon vs Connery or whatever.

There's a reason they're called ACTORS.

Take Tom Cruise for example. I think in real life he's a nut case
but I still think he's a good actor.

So, no. You don't win Wooster. Not yet at least.

Lower YOUR colors HMS Wooster.

Wooster · 04-21-2010, 03:34 PM

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So what if Matt Damon plays Jason Bourne? What difference does it make?
The question is Bourne vs Bond. Not Damon vs Connery or whatever.

There's a reason they're called ACTORS.

Take Tom Cruise for example. I think in real life he's a nut case
but I still think he's a good actor.

So, no. You don't win Wooster. Not yet at least.

Lower YOUR colors HMS Wooster.

Could Matt Damon play Bond? Not a chance.

The fact that Matt Damon can play Bourne damns him.

This is your last warning. Lower your colors, or we will blow you out of the water.

mrsticky005 · 04-21-2010, 03:39 PM

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Could Matt Damon play Bond? Not a chance.

The fact that Matt Damon can play Bourne damns him.

This is your last warning. Lower your colors, or we will blow you out of the water.

Daniel Craig played James Bond. I didn't think he was anything spectacular.

In fact I think the only two Bonds worth anything are Connery and Bronsan.

JCTKNE4E · 04-22-2010, 04:36 AM

Griping about the N64 controller? Hell, that's an early model of the Xbox 360 controller, IMO.

Nothing wrong with it, and the trigger on the bottom to shoot made the game great.

Wooster · 04-22-2010, 04:40 AM

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Griping about the N64 controller? Hell, that's an early model of the Xbox 360 controller, IMO.

Nothing wrong with it, and the trigger on the bottom to shoot made the game great.

This man speaks the truth.

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