Hidan & Kakuzu vs. Wolverine

[paulatreides0]

Originally Posted by Akatsuki X

Adamantium may be the hardest substance out there,

but its still metal

and last I checked Electricity>>Metal

That has nothing to do with the metal's hardness. And electricity does not beat metal. Metal is just a good conductor for electricity. This actually means that the electricity won't hurt his skeleton, it'll just pass through his body. It'll hurt like hell, but it won't leave any damage that'll last longer than a few minuts.

Originally Posted by Akatsuki X

so False Darkness travels through Wolverines bones, and affects his brain, considering the fact that your brain use's electrical impulses to control the body.

He's had bullets put through his brain, and regened his brain. Adamantium bullets.

Originally Posted by Akatsuki X

Wolverine's healing factor is a direct result of his brain telling his body to heal so if his brain is unable to function, he cannot heal.

No, it isn't. At all. The healing factors is due to his cells, not his body brain. Just like in every other animal. You hurt his brain, he'll just regen it.

[[Shikamaru]]

Originally Posted by paulatreides0

Wolverine has had all of himself minus the skeleton incinerated by a star before. He regened.....

Nothing in that list would work on Wolverine... Because:
-Wolverine got dropped in a star, showing he can survive temperatures far above anything and everything in the Naruto-verse

-Wolverine survived being dropped into a star, meaning he was in outerspace, meaning he can survive in a vacuum, meaning he doesn't really need to breathe

-Stopping his heart won't killing, not that it'd matter cause it'd just regen. Hell, he survived as a skeleton and then regrew his entire body. Every. Single. Organ.

-He can regen from just his skeleton...which nobody in the Naruto-verse can even scratch.

-They have nothing capable of beheading him. Hell, IIRC, Adamantium can't/has a lot of trouble cutting adamantium

-They have nothing even close to the level of a continent buster...like the Hulk...which Wolverine tanked many hits from....


While Wolverine can live, essentially for ever, so all he has to do is stand still while they tire themselves out. And then kill them. Horribly.


Wolverine stabs Hidan through the chest. They both lose their hearts. Wolverine regens. Hidan doesn't. GG Hidan.

Going with your logic, nobody in the history of the fiction world can defeat this god.
This is not even a battle, considering their opponent is not human, but a metal skeleton that can regenerate an entire brain in half a second.
Going by my logic, if you don't have a brain, you're dead.
What you're saying is he requires no oxygen, no food, no water, and basically has a body without homeostasis.
That's not a man, that's a fictional god. Whoever created this character went too far, considering he apparently cannot die, meaning he cannot lose any battle.

[Steven]

Originally Posted by Akatsuki X

Zigzag,

again you innate ability to try to prove EVERY single one of my post's on the battlegrounds wrong is astonishing.

But I don't see why it wouldn't work.

Adamantium may be the hardest substance out there,

but its still metal

and last I checked Electricity>>Metal

so False Darkness travels through Wolverines bones, and affects his brain, considering the fact that your brain use's electrical impulses to control the body.

Wolverine's healing factor is a direct result of his brain telling his body to heal,

so if his brain is unable to function, he cannot heal.

Your Wrong!!!

Wolverine has been hit with more powerful lightning attacks then Kakuzu could every hit him with and it has never stopped his healing power.

Marvel's healing factor has never been explained in its full so how would you know how wolverines healing works when its never been explainned?

[321zigzag1]

Why can't Hidan just dismember his limbs in the ritual circle?

[paulatreides0]

Originally Posted by [Shikamaru]

Going with your logic, nobody in the history of the fiction world can defeat this god.
This is not even a battle, considering their opponent is not human, but a metal skeleton that can regenerate an entire brain in half a second.
Going by my logic, if you don't have a brain, you're dead.

There's a reason Wolverine is considered broken.... It literally takes a reality warper or metal controller to actually be a threat against him.

Your logic is wrong. Wolverine got three or four bullets put through his skull in the movie. Adamanitum bullets. He regened it and was walking around a few moments later.

[Akatsuki X]

Originally Posted by [Shikamaru]

Going with your logic, nobody in the history of the fiction world can defeat this god.
This is not even a battle, considering their opponent is not human, but a metal skeleton that can regenerate an entire brain in half a second.
Going by my logic, if you don't have a brain, you're dead.

This is what I'm saying

this is exactly like the thread I'm also debating on which is Wolverine vs. Naruto.

According to those backing up Wolverine

he is pretty much unbeatable.

If you can completely heal, when you are only a adamantium skeleton, with no flesh whatsoever,

that shouldn't even be considered healing,

its pretty much putting Wolverine on an almost omnipotent level of durability,

because being able to create matter (flesh and organs) out of nothing is an omnipotent ability

And I just can't believe that Wolverine is that strong.

[Berzakinski]

Originally Posted by paulatreides0

-They have nothing capable of beheading him. Hell, IIRC, Adamantium can't/has a lot of trouble cutting adamantium

Hidan's voodoo ritual is the closest thing you can get to reality-warping in the Naruto-verse. It doesn't matter where or how tough Wolverine is, if Hidan is in his circle with Wolverine's blood and he cuts his own head off Wolverine will not recover, since his head will be detached. Unless he can grow a new head and get a major speed boost Wolverine is not winning.

EDIT: credit to zigzag and sageofsixpaths for already explaining this painfully obvious point.

[paulatreides0]

Originally Posted by Steven

Marvel's healing factor has never been explained in its full so how would you know how wolverines healing works when its never been explainned?

It's controlled like regen in every animal. Solely cell-based activity, like it is in humans. Your brain has nothing to do with it really, its cells acting and replicating and replacing what needs to be replaced.

Originally Posted by 321zigzag1

Why can't Hidan just dismember his limbs in the ritual circle?

He can just regen it. The fact that he could regen his brain and skull after having adamantium bullets bored in his skull proves he can not just regen the bone, but the metal as well.

Not to mention that it wouldn't damage Wolverine much due to his ridiculous skeleton.

[Steven]

Originally Posted by 321zigzag1

Why can't Hidan just dismember his limbs in the ritual circle?

Because Hidan has normol Bones Wolverine has Metal bones that cannot be cut with normal stuff.

Wolverine can walk without his head Hidan cannot So if Hidan so how was able to cut his head off then wolverine walk over puts his head back on and lol at Hidan.

[[Shikamaru]]

What I'm pointing out is the simple fact that Wolverine can defeat anyone.

Considering he can never, ever die.

How can you debate with him at all? The metal skeleton is god himself, because wolverine is not human, but a piece of metal sculpted into human body structure with no brain.

Comics are comics, this simply defies the laws of all logic. He can operate without a brain. Meaning the metal skeleton must be possessed.

Because random cells create themselves around a piece of metal, not because of the brain.

Meaning Wolverine is not Wolverine, but a piece of metal, considering the metal controls the body, not the brain.

[321zigzag1]

Originally Posted by Akatsuki X

And I just can't believe that Wolverine is that strong.

I am waiting to see if you are going to prove that I am on some conspiracy to prove you wrong. :/

Originally Posted by Berzakinski

Hidan's voodoo ritual is the closest thing you can get to reality-warping in the Naruto-verse. It doesn't matter where or how tough Wolverine is, if Hidan is in his circle with Wolverine's blood and he cuts his own head off Wolverine will not recover, since his head will be detached. Unless he can grow a new head and get a major speed boost Wolverine is not winning.

EDIT: credit to zigzag and sageofsixpaths for already explaining this painfully obvious point.

Actually Danzo's Izanagi is reality warping limited wise. And Madara is spatial warp.

Originally Posted by paulatreides0

He can just regen it. The fact that he could regen his brain and skull after having adamantium bullets bored in his skull proves he can not just regen the bone, but the metal as well.

Not to mention that it wouldn't damage Wolverine much due to his ridiculous skeleton.

He can regen limbs? Since when?

Also his head as well?

[Berzakinski]

Originally Posted by 321zigzag1

Actually Danzo's Izanagi is reality warping limited wise. And Madara is spatial warp.

I wasn't really thinking of other Naruto characters at the time is all.

[321zigzag1]

Originally Posted by Steven

Because Hidan has normol Bones Wolverine has Metal bones that cannot be cut with normal stuff.

Wolverine can walk without his head Hidan cannot So if Hidan so how was able to cut his head off then wolverine walk over puts his head back on and lol at Hidan.

Hidan's Ritual could go around that you know?

[paulatreides0]

Originally Posted by [Shikamaru]

What I'm pointing out is the simple fact that Wolverine can defeat anyone.

Considering he can never, ever die.

How can you debate with him at all? The metal skeleton is god himself, because wolverine is not human, but a piece of metal sculpted into human body structure with no brain.

Comics are comics, this simply defies the laws of all logic. He can operate without a brain. Meaning the metal skeleton must be possessed.

Because random cells create themselves around a piece of metal, not because of the brain.

Meaning Wolverine is not Wolverine, but a piece of metal, considering the metal controls the body, not the brain.

Stop griping. It's going by feats. MARVEL is broken, we all know that.

Originally Posted by 321zigzag1

He can regen limbs? Since when?

Also his head as well?

His limbs because he can regen almost any tissues and his bones. But not the head, that I'm not sure of.

But he can regen his skull to some degree. Remember in the film when whats-his-name shot Adamantium bullets through him? He regened his brain and the holes in his skull. That shows he can regen parts of his adamantium skeleton. Although I don't think he'll survive without his head.

[321zigzag1]

Originally Posted by paulatreides0

But he can regen his skull to some degree. Remember in the film when whats-his-name shot Adamantium bullets through him? He regened his brain and the holes in his skull. That shows he can regen parts of his adamantium skeleton. Although I don't think he'll survive without his head.

So if the zombie brothes realize that head dismemberment is possible than they can win.

Possible aye?

[paulatreides0]

Originally Posted by 321zigzag1

So if the zombie brothes realize that head dismemberment is possible than they can win.

Possible aye?

Problem is that they have no way of decapitating him. And Hidan's ritual I'm iffy on because we don't know how it'd affect Wolverine due to the broken skeleton.

[321zigzag1]

Originally Posted by paulatreides0

Problem is that they have no way of decapitating him. And Hidan's ritual I'm iffy on because we don't know how it'd affect Wolverine due to the broken skeleton.

Not him. Hidan himself obviously.

In theory it should be able to although I can understand your skepticism however Wolverine really lacks the means to take down for example Kakuzu due to Grudge Fear make up. Unless by attrition.

Does Wolverine have infinite stamina?

[paulatreides0]

Originally Posted by 321zigzag1

Does Wolverine have infinite stamina?

I cannot be sure of that, but I've never seen Wolverine actually tire out.

[321zigzag1]

Then how does he really outlast Naruto who has near limitless stamina?

[paulatreides0]

Originally Posted by 321zigzag1

Then how does he really outlast Naruto who has near limitless stamina?

Naruto can't run out of Chakra and doesn't tire out? Since when?

Also, like I said before, that was all I know. I'm really not too sure on the subject matter. All I can say is that its massively superhuman.