Tsunade vs Orochimaru

Nyruss · 03-12-2010, 04:55 PM

For the hell of it, I've decided to make this thread to put one of Killerkunoichixxx's insane wankeries to the test. Orochimaru is limited to the jutsus he used during his fight with the Third Hokage. Full prep, as in his fight with the Third.

Fight takes place in a room that is (for the hell of it) 300 hundred feet wide and three hundred feet long.

The roof of the room is 55 meters high. This gives Tsunade plenty of room to summon Katsuyu with three meters of extra head room.

Bloodlust is on. CIS is off.

For those of you not aware and too lazy to take time out of your no doubt action packed lives of adventure, 1 meter is roughly 3 feet and change.

For my two cents: I say that Orochimaru, should he decide that instantly murdering her without trying is no fun, uses Summoning: Impure World Ressurection to ressurect the First, Second and Fourth Hokages, and proceeds to help them murderize Tsunade without trying.

SageoftheSixPaths · 03-12-2010, 04:58 PM

Full prep? Absolutely a stomp/ rape/ wth thread. Orochimaru uses Edo Tensei, brings back all four past Hokages and has them wipe the floor with Tsunade. Do I even need to put up an argument to back this one up?

Nyruss · 03-12-2010, 05:04 PM

It might prove preferable, in case Team Tsunade decides to start whining about the lack of an argument.

Lady Tsunade · 03-12-2010, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SageoftheSixPaths

Full prep? Absolutely a stomp/ rape/ wth thread. Orochimaru uses Edo Tensei, brings back all four past Hokages and has them wipe the floor with Tsunade. Do I even need to put up an argument to back this one up?

Agreed, but if he only Summons up Zombie Hashirama and Tobirama(Like he did in his battle with Hiruzen) its a different story. Tsunade punches through Hashiramas Wood Jutsu, Katsuyu tanks any of Tobiramas Water Style. With those Zombies feats?Katsuyu can take them both with its tanking feats coupled with Acid Slime. With no Manda Oro can't counter.

Dudemeister has a way of twisting words ^_~(And mkaing Spite threads :L)

Nyruss · 03-12-2010, 05:07 PM

Do you have any proof that Tsunade can punch through Hashirama's wood? Much less while she's being assaulted on all sides by at least three Kage level ninjas?

And no, I have never twisted her words. I have quoted them exactly in fact. ^_~

SageoftheSixPaths · 03-12-2010, 05:08 PM

Alright, fine then.

Orochimaru, since he has full prep, uses Edo Tensei to summon the past Hokages. All of them put together then absolutely rape Tsuande by completely overwhelming her with dozens of massive Jutsu, summons, and being all around better fighters than her. If she summons Katsuya, Minato summons Gamabunta (yes, he can do that) to counter. Combine that with the fact that the 3rd Hokage and 4th Hokage, who are the only known characters to have the Reaper Death Seal Jutsu, and there really isn't a way to beat Orochimaru's Hokage summons. This, along with his already impressive Jutsu arsenal, massive tanking ability and stamina, and his Kusanagi Sword, and he absolutely rapes her.

SageoftheSixPaths · 03-12-2010, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudemeister

Do you have any proof that Tsunade can punch through Hashirama's wood? Much less while she's being assaulted on all sides by at least three Kage level ninjas?

And no, I have never twisted her words. I have quoted them exactly in fact. ^_~

She can definitely punch through wood. She's punched through far denser concrete before with ease. There's no argument about that.

lightshadow · 03-12-2010, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SageoftheSixPaths

Alright, fine then.

Orochimaru, since he has full prep, uses Edo Tensei to summon the past Hokages. All of them put together then absolutely rape Tsuande by completely overwhelming her with dozens of massive Jutsu, summons, and being all around better fighters than her. If she summons Katsuya, Minato summons Gamabunta (yes, he can do that) to counter. Combine that with the fact that the 3rd Hokage and 4th Hokage, who are the only known characters to have the Reaper Death Seal Jutsu, and there really isn't a way to beat Orochimaru's Hokage summons. This, along with his already impressive Jutsu arsenal, massive tanking ability and stamina, and his Kusanagi Sword, and he absolutely rapes her.

Uhhh...what he said!

Nyruss · 03-12-2010, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SageoftheSixPaths

She can definitely punch through wood. She's punched through far denser concrete before with ease. There's no argument about that.

I just wanted to see her argument. I expect it would have been something along the lines of "BCUZ SHE IZ TEH UBER!"

SageoftheSixPaths · 03-12-2010, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by lightshadow

Uhhh...what he said!

For future reference, if you're going to post in the Battlegrounds, where posts count, I'd put in more than just "What he said". I'm not angry since you're not a regular here, but the others might down rep you for spam. Just watch out for it in the future.

@Kunoichi: Why would he only summon the 1st and 2nd Hokages and not all 4? That makes no sense.

Nyruss · 03-12-2010, 05:13 PM

She's just looking for ways for Tsunade to win. Even though even if Oro were limited to them, she would still lose.

Lady Tsunade · 03-12-2010, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudemeister

Do you have any proof that Tsunade can punch through Hashirama's wood? Much less while she's being assaulted on all sides by at least three Kage level ninjas?

And no, I have never twisted her words. I have quoted them exactly in fact. ^_~

Yup, she punched through walls,rocks,boulders on several occasions. Lifted Gamabuntas sword which is at least 100 times her weight.

And yes you did Twist my words, or actions rather. You seem to have said that I have said Tsunade>Oro with 1st,2nd,3rd and 4th Hokages and with Full Prep

When I said Tsunade>Oro with what he has displayed in his fight with Hiruzen

And from what I can see, Oro and the 4th and Third Hokage with all their feats from what they've shown so far-were not displayed in his battle with Hiruzen(The Third Hokage) ^_^

SageoftheSixPaths · 03-12-2010, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudemeister

She's just looking for ways for Tsunade to win. Even though even if Oro were limited to them, she would still lose.

Most definitely. Tsunade vs the 1st and 2nd? No way she could win. It's impossible to argue that she would without being a Tsuande wank, no offense meant to KK.

Vincentino · 03-12-2010, 05:16 PM

Orochimaru would summon Manda to deal with Katsuya. Orochimaru would summon the 4 Hokages to deal with Tsunade and even if she SOMEHOW defeated all of them, she'd be too tired and damaged to defeat Orochimaru, who still has PLENTY of energy left only after doing these two moves.

SageoftheSixPaths · 03-12-2010, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by KillerKunoichixxx

And from what I can see, Oro and the 4th and Third Hokage with all their feats from what they've shown so far-were not displayed in his battle with Hiruzen(The Third Hokage) ^_^

We know for a fact Orochimaru can summon the 4th. We also know that the 4th could solo Tsuande with a massive speed blitz. Since the 4th was alive in Kakashi Gaiden BEFORE Orochimaru and Hiruzen's fight, he technically already had feats. Therefore, he's usable in this fight.

Nyruss · 03-12-2010, 05:18 PM

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And yes you did Twist my words, or actions rather. You seem to have said that I have said Tsunade>Oro with 1st,2nd,3rd and 4th Hokages and with Full Prep

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Your exact words were "If he were limited to the Jutsus that he used in his fight with the Third Hokage, Tsunade has a shot at beating Orochimaru."

How have I twisted your words exactly?
You're just trying to backpedal because more of your wank is being disproven.

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When I said Tsunade>Oro with what he has displayed in his fight with Hiruzen

And he is indeed limited to what he displayed therein.

Lady Tsunade · 03-12-2010, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SageoftheSixPaths

Most definitely. Tsunade vs the 1st and 2nd? No way she could win. It's impossible to argue that she would without being a Tsuande wank, no offense meant to KK.

Sorry what?:/
Im not saying Hyped Hashirama with Bijuu control and the ability to beat Madara Uchiha, Im talking about Zombie Madara who could summon Trees, and use the Bringer of Darkness Jutsu. Tobirama used Water Dragon Jutsu didnt he?They both had decent Taijutsu skills. From what I see, that coupled with a Kusanagi Sword attack and exellent speed, doesnt >Katsuyu with Tsunade sitting atop her.

SageoftheSixPaths · 03-12-2010, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudemeister

Your exact words were "If he were limited to the Jutsus that he used in his fight with the Third Hokage, Tsunade has a shot at beating Orochimaru."

How have I twisted your words exactly?
You're just trying to backpedal because more of your wank is being disproven.

And he is indeed limited to what he displayed therein.

Well, technically if we were using the same scenario from Oro/ Hiruzen's fight Oro would only get to use the 1st, 2nd, and 4th Hokages, not Hiruzen himself. However, that's more than enough to beat Tsunade anyways.

Nyruss · 03-12-2010, 05:23 PM

You wanna get technical, I never specified that Oro was able to summon the Third. :P

Lady Tsunade · 03-12-2010, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SageoftheSixPaths

We know for a fact Orochimaru can summon the 4th. We also know that the 4th could solo Tsuande with a massive speed blitz. Since the 4th was alive in Kakashi Gaiden BEFORE Orochimaru and Hiruzen's fight, he technically already had feats. Therefore, he's usable in this fight.

And I have no trouble at admitting the 4th Rapes Tsunade any day of the week. If he is usable in this thread, then thats all fine and dandy. But what I wont agree with is two Zombie Kages(Who are probably below Kage Level) and an Orochimaru with no Summons,No Giant Kusanagi,no regen abilities etc beating Tsunade while she sits a top Katsuyu

03-12-2010, 04:55 PM	#1
Nyruss Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 8,050 Rep Power: 0	Tsunade vs Orochimaru For the hell of it, I've decided to make this thread to put one of Killerkunoichixxx's insane wankeries to the test. Orochimaru is limited to the jutsus he used during his fight with the Third Hokage. Full prep, as in his fight with the Third. Fight takes place in a room that is (for the hell of it) 300 hundred feet wide and three hundred feet long. The roof of the room is 55 meters high. This gives Tsunade plenty of room to summon Katsuyu with three meters of extra head room. Bloodlust is on. CIS is off. For those of you not aware and too lazy to take time out of your no doubt action packed lives of adventure, 1 meter is roughly 3 feet and change. For my two cents: I say that Orochimaru, should he decide that instantly murdering her without trying is no fun, uses Summoning: Impure World Ressurection to ressurect the First, Second and Fourth Hokages, and proceeds to help them murderize Tsunade without trying. Last edited by Nyruss; 03-12-2010 at 04:59 PM.

03-12-2010, 04:58 PM	#2
SageoftheSixPaths NOTHING FISH?! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Where you live Posts: 10,696 Rep Power: 12	Re: Tsunade vs Orochimaru Full prep? Absolutely a stomp/ rape/ wth thread. Orochimaru uses Edo Tensei, brings back all four past Hokages and has them wipe the floor with Tsunade. Do I even need to put up an argument to back this one up? __________________ Signature currently offline

03-12-2010, 05:04 PM	#3
Nyruss Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 8,050 Rep Power: 0	Re: Tsunade vs Orochimaru It might prove preferable, in case Team Tsunade decides to start whining about the lack of an argument.

03-12-2010, 05:07 PM	#5
Nyruss Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 8,050 Rep Power: 0	Re: Tsunade vs Orochimaru Do you have any proof that Tsunade can punch through Hashirama's wood? Much less while she's being assaulted on all sides by at least three Kage level ninjas? And no, I have never twisted her words. I have quoted them exactly in fact. ^_~

03-12-2010, 05:08 PM	#6
SageoftheSixPaths NOTHING FISH?! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Where you live Posts: 10,696 Rep Power: 12	Re: Tsunade vs Orochimaru Alright, fine then. Orochimaru, since he has full prep, uses Edo Tensei to summon the past Hokages. All of them put together then absolutely rape Tsuande by completely overwhelming her with dozens of massive Jutsu, summons, and being all around better fighters than her. If she summons Katsuya, Minato summons Gamabunta (yes, he can do that) to counter. Combine that with the fact that the 3rd Hokage and 4th Hokage, who are the only known characters to have the Reaper Death Seal Jutsu, and there really isn't a way to beat Orochimaru's Hokage summons. This, along with his already impressive Jutsu arsenal, massive tanking ability and stamina, and his Kusanagi Sword, and he absolutely rapes her. __________________ Signature currently offline

03-12-2010, 05:13 PM	#11
Nyruss Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 8,050 Rep Power: 0	Re: Tsunade vs Orochimaru She's just looking for ways for Tsunade to win. Even though even if Oro were limited to them, she would still lose.

03-12-2010, 05:16 PM	#14
Vincentino Genin Elite Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: The land of cookies and milk Posts: 432 Rep Power: 0	Re: Tsunade vs Orochimaru Orochimaru would summon Manda to deal with Katsuya. Orochimaru would summon the 4 Hokages to deal with Tsunade and even if she SOMEHOW defeated all of them, she'd be too tired and damaged to defeat Orochimaru, who still has PLENTY of energy left only after doing these two moves. __________________ Spongebob quotes got too boring and is too lazy to think of another signature.

03-12-2010, 05:23 PM	#19
Nyruss Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 8,050 Rep Power: 0	Re: Tsunade vs Orochimaru You wanna get technical, I never specified that Oro was able to summon the Third. :P

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