Dinner with the Akatsuki - Page 2

Kiseki · 07-14-2010, 01:22 PM

Pain: Dude, you're wearing 4 pairs of contacts?

Deidara: So, you are why they made up the word 'handkisses'?
Konan: / Ignores her.
Itachi: If you don't date me I'll shave all your hair off okay?

Zetsu: Seriously... would you eat yourself? P:
Kisame: Are you stabbed in the face?

Kakuzu: Did you ever braided yourself a skarf?
Hidan: You're full of infections aren't cha?

Sasori: Did you ever made out with one of your puppets?
Tobi: Can I keep you? You're hilariously awesome.

Shika · 07-14-2010, 01:50 PM

Your threads are always terrible. Cant you think of anything of any value to say?

WindScar22 · 07-14-2010, 03:47 PM

I'd only have dinner with them as long as it wasn't a plot by Zetsu to make me to come and be their dinner. Also, I'd have to make Deidara promise that he didn't put any explosives in my dinner.

JenniferWonderland · 09-11-2010, 08:09 AM

Fun fun ^-^

akatsuki_member246 · 08-07-2011, 01:39 PM

I'd go off with Itachi, Deidara, Hidan, and Konan and hang out while seducing Itachi, which will work and he will be mine. HE WILL BE MINE I TELL YOU, ALL MINE!

kagura13 · 08-07-2011, 01:58 PM

This would be very a very akaward dinner. Tobi would be hyper and playing with his food. Deidara would blow something up. Konan would be making oragami. Pein would be trying to imtimate me. Kakuzu would try and steal my stuff and sell it. Hidan would try and kill me. Itachi would put me under genjutsu. Kisame would`n care. Sasori would try and make me into a puppet. And Zetsu would try and eat me.

Sabaku.Soso · 08-07-2011, 09:06 PM

uhm, I think itd be like this:
Id ask Itachi did it hurt so much when his eyes bled? (Amaterasu),
Ask Deidara if he wants more food for his other 3 mouths
Ask Hidan what Jashin looks like
Ask Kakuzu abt his revenue in the last 2 years
Ask Zetsu what kind of plant is attaching to them?(if not aloe vera lol)
Ask Konan if she can teach ppl some basics of origami
Ask Madara if he needs skin care (gosh, I have a mountain, Id give him some lol)
Ask Sasori was it painful when he was turning himself into human puppet?

Hacker562 · 08-10-2011, 06:10 AM

I would keep dropping items and being excesused from the table so I dont make them mad.

They could burn your eye sockets out

Hacker562 · 08-10-2011, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabaku.Soso

uhm, I think itd be like this:
Id ask Itachi did it hurt so much when his eyes bled? (Amaterasu),
Ask Deidara if he wants more food for his other 3 mouths
Ask Hidan what Jashin looks like
Ask Kakuzu abt his revenue in the last 2 years
Ask Zetsu what kind of plant is attaching to them?(if not aloe vera lol)
Ask Konan if she can teach ppl some basics of origami
Ask Madara if he needs skin care (gosh, I have a mountain, Id give him some lol)
Ask Sasori was it painful when he was turning himself into human puppet?

Great questions man!

07-14-2010, 01:22 PM	#21
Kiseki That Sexy Koala Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Where you live. Obviously. Posts: 13,467 Rep Power: 25 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Dinner with the Akatsuki Pain: Dude, you're wearing 4 pairs of contacts? Deidara: So, you are why they made up the word 'handkisses'? Konan: / Ignores her. Itachi: If you don't date me I'll shave all your hair off okay? Zetsu: Seriously... would you eat yourself? P: Kisame: Are you stabbed in the face? Kakuzu: Did you ever braided yourself a skarf? Hidan: You're full of infections aren't cha? Sasori: Did you ever made out with one of your puppets? Tobi: Can I keep you? You're hilariously awesome. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Luna Pink Hikari & Kiseki are the sexy Quad-force <3 Last edited by Kiseki; 07-14-2010 at 01:26 PM.

07-14-2010, 01:50 PM	#22
Shika Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Shadows Posts: 4,975 Rep Power: 9	Re: Dinner with the Akatsuki Your threads are always terrible. Cant you think of anything of any value to say? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Fate fell short this time Your smile fades in the summer Place your hand in mine I'll leave when I wanna.

07-14-2010, 03:47 PM	#23
WindScar22 Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: In the USA. Posts: 2,058 Rep Power: 7	Re: Dinner with the Akatsuki I'd only have dinner with them as long as it wasn't a plot by Zetsu to make me to come and be their dinner. Also, I'd have to make Deidara promise that he didn't put any explosives in my dinner. __________________ The green that trails Namimori Not large not small, Nami is best Always unchanging Vigorous and gallant.... Let's sing together Namimori middle school! Hibari: This signature is now perfect. If you so much as add one more word, I'll bite you to death. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Hibari: I'm so going to get you for this.

09-11-2010, 08:09 AM	#24
JenniferWonderland Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: < - - Shut up Meg. Posts: 4,294 Rep Power: 7 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Dinner with the Akatsuki Fun fun ^-^ __________________ ugh idk

08-07-2011, 01:39 PM	#25
akatsuki_member246 Chunin Exam Participant Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Akatsuki Hideout chillin' with Itachi, Hidan, and Deidara Posts: 651 Rep Power: 4	Re: Dinner with the Akatsuki I'd go off with Itachi, Deidara, Hidan, and Konan and hang out while seducing Itachi, which will work and he will be mine. HE WILL BE MINE I TELL YOU, ALL MINE! __________________ *(^ ^)/))) Lord Jashin Will Curse You!* */_!_\ Put this on your sig if you love Hidan* *(./_\.) Mangekyo Sharingan!!!* */_!_\ Put this on your sig if you love Itachi* *(/_* (^-\) WEE! ART IS A BANG! UN /_!_\ Put this on your siggy if you love Deidara "Sorry Sasuke... this is the last time." -Uchiha Itachi's final words (0)/_\(0) When the clan says that you can't love a certain woman... say screw you and kill them. - Uchiha Itachi. Put this in your siggy if you agree with Itachi.

08-07-2011, 01:58 PM	#26
kagura13 Veteran Chunin Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Candyland Posts: 1,364 Rep Power: 4	Re: Dinner with the Akatsuki This would be very a very akaward dinner. Tobi would be hyper and playing with his food. Deidara would blow something up. Konan would be making oragami. Pein would be trying to imtimate me. Kakuzu would try and steal my stuff and sell it. Hidan would try and kill me. Itachi would put me under genjutsu. Kisame would`n care. Sasori would try and make me into a puppet. And Zetsu would try and eat me. __________________ Be who you want to be, people should like for who you are. WOHOO FOR NERDS if you are a nerd put this in your signature.

08-07-2011, 09:06 PM	#27
Sabaku.Soso Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Kaze no Kuni Posts: 3,821 Rep Power: 5	Re: Dinner with the Akatsuki uhm, I think itd be like this: Id ask Itachi did it hurt so much when his eyes bled? (Amaterasu), Ask Deidara if he wants more food for his other 3 mouths Ask Hidan what Jashin looks like Ask Kakuzu abt his revenue in the last 2 years Ask Zetsu what kind of plant is attaching to them?(if not aloe vera lol) Ask Konan if she can teach ppl some basics of origami Ask Madara if he needs skin care (gosh, I have a mountain, Id give him some lol) Ask Sasori was it painful when he was turning himself into human puppet? __________________ Pray for Gaara......

08-10-2011, 06:10 AM	#28
Hacker562 Ninja Academy Student Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 38 Rep Power: 0	Re: Dinner with the Akatsuki I would keep dropping items and being excesused from the table so I dont make them mad. They could burn your eye sockets out __________________ Cuts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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