What if I told you.....

Teddie · 02-23-2010, 05:37 PM

That I have six toes on one foot?

That I have as much of a claim to being center of the universe as every other speck of matter in existence?

That I can control fire with my mind?

That I can cause things to spontaneously combust at will, infinitely far away from me?

That the brain is more gelatinous than solid?

That Jello contains things that would make you vomit in a second?

That McDonalds all white meat chicken nuggets are 1% chicken?

That there is a country 1/6 the size of the state of Rhode Island that isnt the Vatican?

That Julius Ceasar was not the first emperor of Rome, but rather the first Dictator for life?

That Haiti STILL NEEDS YOUR HELP AND PRAYERS?

That this smilyface

is the most used one on the forum?

Jimboberino · 02-23-2010, 05:38 PM

I'd believe 75% of what you say. That's what.

Ryuuko · 02-23-2010, 05:39 PM

I feel like you and Sage are well acquainted, Mr. Chidori4.

/reads siggy

Damn, I'm good.

Teddie · 02-23-2010, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimboberino

I'd believe 75% of what you say. That's what.

Which dont you believe xD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryuuko

I feel like you and Sage are well acquainted, Mr. Chidori4.

/reads siggy

Damn, I'm good.

What tipped you off, besides the brotherhood thing.

SageoftheSixPaths · 02-23-2010, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chidori4

That I have six toes on one foot?
May I borrow one?
That I have as much of a claim to being center of the universe as every other speck of matter in existence?
That would be true if I weren't already the center of the universe.
That I can control fire with my mind?
This is true.
That I can cause things to spontaneously combust at will, infinitely far away from me?
Also true.
That the brain is more gelatinous than solid?
Mine is rock hard. I checked by rolling my eyes backwards into my head and looking.
That Jello contains things that would make you vomit in a second?
Mayonnaise?!/ Chocolate?! (lol)/ Jonny Rockets?!
That McDonalds all white meat chicken nuggets are 1% chicken?
99% Ronald McDonal's feces.
That there is a country 1/6 the size of the state of Rhode Island that isnt the Vatican?
Austranida?
That Julius Ceasar was not the first emperor of Rome, but rather the first Dictator for life?
Were you there? How do you know for sure?
That Haiti STILL NEEDS YOUR HELP AND PRAYERS?
AMEN.
That this smilyface

is the most used one on the forum?
Thank you, TDZ.

In red.

Jimboberino · 02-23-2010, 05:42 PM

The three things that I can't confirm via Google.

Ryuuko · 02-23-2010, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chidori4

What tipped you off, besides the brotherhood thing.

Hahahaha...it just sounded a lot like something Sage would say.

Not to mention that he answered every question. Yep, you two are bros.

Teddie · 02-23-2010, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageoftheSixPaths

In red.

No, that would hurt
False.
Si
Si
I would make a joke about something we talked today, but it'd be offensive. (Shoplifter?

)
Maybe, I hate you, I HATE YOU.
Yup
No, Austranada is smaller.
Yes.
So help.
And....yea.

Teddie · 02-23-2010, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimboberino

The three things that I can't confirm via Google.

The fire ones and my toes?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryuuko

Hahahaha...it just sounded a lot like something Sage would say.

Not to mention that he answered every question. Yep, you two are bros.

Exactly.

Jimboberino · 02-23-2010, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chidori4

The fire ones and my toes?

Indeederoni, Chidori. INDEED-A-RONI... but I'll take Sage's word for it. Why would a hospital lie?

SageoftheSixPaths · 02-23-2010, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimboberino

Indeederoni, Chidori. INDEED-A-RONI... but I'll take Sage's word for it. Why would a hospital lie?

Hospital took non prescription drugs?

Teddie · 02-23-2010, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimboberino

Indeederoni, Chidori. INDEED-A-RONI... but I'll take Sage's word for it. Why would a hospital lie?

Well he is my brother xD
He's seen it. Cept the toes. That'd be weird.

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