ベーゼル： Why are you crying Naruto?
うずまき ナルト： I want peace! I want Sasuke!
ベーゼル： Oh O.o Well Naruto, we all know that would never happen.
うずまき ナルト： Yes it will!
ベーゼル： Okay, suit yourself.
ベーゼル： hmm.... Well I wonder if that made him any happier. :/
うずまき ナルト： So...
うずまき ナルト： uumm, nothing.
ベーゼル： Then why did you ask?
ベーゼル： Oh, forget it.
うずまき ナルト： Okay?
ベーゼル： You feel any better.
うずまき ナルト： Any better?
ベーゼル： Turn away from him and whisper: Great! He's acting stupid as always.
うずまき ナルト： I hear that!
ベーゼル： Hear what? OMG, he read my mind.
うずまき ナルト： Yup.
ベーゼル： He's on to me!
うずまき ナルト： You wanted to learn kage bunshin no jutsu, right? >_>
ベーゼル： What? I don't speak foreign language. That was close.
うずまき ナルト： What was close?
ベーゼル： Oh, nothing! Oh my god, I almost blown my over.
うずまき ナルト： Any how let start.
ベーゼル： Okay :/
うずまき ナルト： Wow, you really suck at this!
うずまき ナルト： uumm, I.. I.. I didn't.. mean you. lol, what an idiot.
ベーゼル： How did you do that.
うずまき ナルト： It's call talent. Something you'll never have.
ベーゼル： Your back stabbing me aren't you!
うずまき ナルト： What do you mean?
ベーゼル： What do I mean! I mean your look strange.
うずまき ナルト： This is how I usually look, now deal with it. Is he trying to negotiate weather I'm better looking them him?
ベーゼル： Woo..., what with the attitude? Is it because I'm always going to be better looking.
うずまき ナルト： Dam bastard, I'm better looking that why you choice me as your adoption.
ベーゼル： Your point?
うずまき ナルト： My point is I'll always be better looking.
ベーゼル： Okay, what ever. You don't need to get all selfish over that.
うずまき ナルト： Selfish?
ベーゼル： Yes selfish!
うずまき ナルト： Selfish over what!
ベーゼル： Your mom!
ベーゼル： I'm sorry Naruto, I didn't mean it that way.
うずまき ナルト： Then why did you bother saying it from the first place.
ベーゼル： Sorry Naruto
うずまき ナルト： Serves him right to show some respect.
ベーゼル： *sigh* He's such a cry baby! I wish I could tell him but he'll end up losing his self esteem. Well I adopted him so It's kind of my fault too.
うずまき ナルト： hehe, I could make him treat me to some ramen.
ベーゼル： Are you okay Naruto. Can I do something to help.
うずまき ナルト： Why would you care.
ベーゼル： aaahhh, he still hate me. I only met him today. What could he possibly be interest in doing.
うずまき ナルト： What is it this time?
ベーゼル： What are your interested in?
うずまき ナルト： Like if you care.
ベーゼル： I do, well if you don't want to speak up I'll make you.
うずまき ナルト： Haha, really funny. Try me.
ベーゼル： Oh, he is pushing his luck.
Just tell me please!
うずまき ナルト： That how you make other speak up. Wow he's lame.
ベーゼル： Yeah, you got a problem?
うずまき ナルト： In fact I do.
ベーゼル： Oh, really now.
うずまき ナルト： Let see your skills. Oops, I forgot you got none.
ベーゼル： Yes I do!
うずまき ナルト： Why don't be make a deal. If I win you'll have to treat me to ramen. I win and you don't treat me to ramen, serious consequences will be reflected toward you. Understood!
ベーゼル： uumm... Na.. Naruto Oh my god, why do I have to be the one in this situation at this moment.
うずまき ナルト： Speak up!!!
ベーゼル： Ca.. Can we talk this out.
うずまき ナルト： Wow, what a wimp. Can't even stand up for himself. Pathetic.
ベーゼル： hmm... maybe I should treat him to ramen and thing will be solved.
How about I treat you to ramen any time you want. How about we go now? I hope he'll fall for it. I really don't want a hideous beat up body from that amazing kage bunshino jutsu. Whatever you call it.
うずまき ナルト： That's works too, I guess if he starts to act up again. I'll just do this and I'll be sure to get anything I wish.
Okay let go then.
ベーゼル： How annoying.
うずまき ナルト： I'm done, ベーゼル。 Now I'll just stand over here.
Ramen Manager: It'll be $5000 yens. How will you be paying cash, debit or credit cards.
ベーゼル： WHAT! You serious. It's $5000 yens. Holy crap, how many did he eat.
うずまき ナルト： Well that probably enough pranks for one day. At least I can help myself to some ramen for another year.
ベーゼル： You little bastard. When I'm done with them, your next.
うずまき ナルト： Did I hear something, it must of been the wind.
ベーゼル： You, get over here now! For exchange of what you just did, teach me the kage bunshuno jutsu or how ever it's called.
うずまき ナルト： Why bother teaching it to you if you got no talent.
ベーゼル： Then I'll promise you, I'll learn it in less then a week.
うずまき ナルト： dought that, Kakashi said I'm the only one who learn the fastest around these village.
Fine, I'll teach you then.
ベーゼル： Heray!!! Time to learn this, and I can get him back , can't wait.
うずまき ナルト： Kage bunshin no jutsu!
Teach me now!
うずまき ナルト： Just say the words and do it.
ベーゼル： What is he talking about, that impossible there always a way into doing it.
うずまき ナルト： Come on now say kage bunshin no jutsu!
ベーゼル： kage bunshino jutsu! *eehh,
wa.. was that good?...
うずまき ナルト： What in earth is that. An your totally saying it wrong, pronounces it correctly. ka-ge bu-n-shi-n-no-ju-tsu.
ベーゼル： ka-ge bu-n-shi-no-jutsu
うずまき ナルト： Oh, for god sakes. How hard could this be.
ベーゼル： It's easy I.. I just need some time.
うずまき ナルト： Well since you know what to do I'm out. I'll check back in a week.
ベーゼル： I can do it. I will make clones.
Kage bunshin no jutsu! I did it! Naruto, Naruto! Ahh dam it where did he go. Follow me clone. Let find Naruto so I can show him I did it. Why does this always happens to me, when I got something done no one is there to see proof.
うずまき ナルト： hmm... I wonder if he actually got that jutsu done. I should probably go check. Then again I could get another bowl of ramen before I go.
ベーゼル： Where in earth is he. Wait what if I made more clone to search for him. Yeah that'll be an excellent idea. Kage bunshin no jutsu.
What the heck!
うずまき ナルト： Well I can't wait to see him struggle pull that kage bunshun no jutsu.
ベーゼル： hmm.. I should probably check the ramen shop. That boy sure eat a lot.
うずまき ナルト： Oh so you finally given up training. Also you don't mind to pay for my bowl of ramen again, right?
ベーゼル： In fact I do mind. prepare to see my kage bunshin no jutsu.
うずまき ナルト： Is this some joke, you expect you could learn kage bunshin no jutsu in a less then one hour.
ベーゼル： So what you think.
うずまき ナルト： aaahhh, how is that possible. I really must of underestimated him.
ベーゼル： hehe! After all he teach me kage bunshin no jutsu. The least I could do is say thanks. Wait a minutes, what am I talking about he just made me pay $5,000 yens for his meals and now he asking me to pay for another one.
*sigh* He could possibly know more. Yeah maybe I should just thanks him.
Hey, Naruto. Sorry.
うずまき ナルト： Huh, why are you saying sorry? Did I really make him that upset.
ベーゼル： I got carried away and acted all rule toward you. a.. a.. thanks for teaching me the kage bunshin no jutsu too.
うずまき ナルト： Is this some emotion trick he's trying to pull me in? Then again I did go pretty harsh on the kid.
Hey, I'm sorry too. You know the ramen bill from earlier. You had to pay for, it wasn't how much I ate. I only wanted you to give more cash so that. I could eat there about a year before that $5000 yens go away.
YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
うずまき ナルト： Hey I already said sorry, besides we'll have more ramen to eat and we can go there anytime.
ベーゼル： You mean, I can.
うずまき ナルト： Well literally, I told them to keep it a secret between me and him by giving him $500 yens. The rest of the $5000 are mine to eat up.
ベーゼル： Dam it.
We could of use with that money for other stuff, you fatty.
うずまき ナルト： Hey! I already said sorry now chill out jeez.
ベーゼル： If you teach me more jutsu I will.
うずまき ナルト： Fine. Since you learn that fast. Let try a extreme jutsu. rasengan.
うずまき ナルト： That's right, it's called rasengan. I'll show you. Kage bunshin no jutsu! rasengan!
ベーゼル： What you need kage bunshin no jutsu before you can do rasengan. I didn't expect this would be harder then I thought
うずまき ナルト： I don't want to tell him but if he can make rasengan with no clone. That.. would be so embarrassing for me.
Well uum, you don't need kage bunshin no jutsu. I just to do it to show off.
ベーゼル： Huh? Isn't it better to do it with out kage bunshin no jutsu then?
うずまき ナルト： Uumm well... you see... Yeah!
ベーゼル： Well can you show me?
うずまき ナルト： NO!. Why does he have to ask that.
ベーゼル： So will you?
うずまき ナルト： Not today okay. Besides we uses enough chakra today. We should go get some rest and train tomorrow.
ベーゼル： but... I..
うずまき ナルト： No but's, now lets head home.
ベーゼル： Fine. Seem like I chosen the incorrect character to adopt. He may be annoying but I must be responsible for take care of him now.
Hey Naruto let go to the ramen shop before we head home.
うずまき ナルト： but.. I'm stuffed.
ベーゼル： Well I haven't ate. Come on now, it's not the same with out you there.
うずまき ナルト： Fine, we'll go get some ramen.