Make a joke post it here. im going to post 999 jokes.

[NARUTARD93]

Alright, there's a blonde girl driving a car down the highway and she's swerving like crazy. An officer pulls her over and asks her why she's swerving like that. She replies with" I saw a try officer, so I swerved. But then I saw another one, so I swerved again. And then there was another tree."
The officer looks up and says," Ma'am, that's your air freshner."

[NARUTARD93]

Here's another one. There's blonde driving and she gets pulled over by an officer. Now the officer is blonde too and he comes over and says" Ma'am, can I see your liscense?' So the girl starts digging through her purse muttering liscense over and over again while pulling all this crap out of her purse. The officer says to her" It's square and has your picture on it." She says" Ahh, liscense," and hands the officer her mirror. The officer says" Oh, you're free to go. I didn't know you were a cop too."

[BaneDeidara]

Those were both realy funny, but i still dont get the one about the train

[NARUTARD93]

A building's on fire and there's a blonde, bruntte and red hair in the building. The fireman go up to a window with a trampoline and tell the red head to jump. She jumps out the window and the firemen move. The red head hits the ground. Splat! Then they tell the bruntte to jump. She tells them" I don't know guys. You told her to jump and then you moved." They reply" Oh, we don't like red heads, we'll catch you." So the bruntte jumps. The firemen once again move and she hits the ground. Splat! They turn to the blonde and tell her to jump. She tells them" I don't know, you just told them to jump and you moved." The firemen reply" Oh, we only like blondes. We don't like red heads or brunttes. We'll catch you." She answers them" Okay, but you leave, then I'll jump."

[BaneDeidara]

Those are all realy funny, but i still dont get that train one... -.- ...

[Anbu-Phoenix]

hahahahaha
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[Anbu-Phoenix]

Originally Posted by BaneDeidara

Those are all realy funny, but i still dont get that train one... -.- ...

she was saying how many got run over

[NARUTARD93]

A cat and dog come across a genie. The genie tells them that he will grant them each 3 wishes. So he goes up to the dog(this is a male dog) and askes him what he wants his first wish to be. The dog tells him" I want everydog on the block to be female." The genie replies with a snap of his fingers," Alright." He then goes over to the cat and asks him what he wants. The cat says" I want a helmet." The genie snaps his fingers and underneath the cats arm a helmet appears. The next day the genie comes back to the dog and asks him fo rhis 2nd wish. The dog replies" I've been thinking, the block's not good enough, I want every dog in the city to be female." "Okay," the genie replies and snaps his finger. He turns to the cat. The cat tell him" I want a motorcycle.' The genie snaps his finger and a motorcycle apppears. On the 3rd day the genie comes back to the dog and asks him what his final wish will be. The dog tells him," The town's not good enough, I want every dog in the state to be female." The genie sighs, snaps his finger and says" Okay then." He turns to the cat and the cat jumps on his motorcycle. He points to the dog and tells the genie his final wish," For that dog to be gay!" He lowers his helmet visor and takes off on the motorcycle.

[NARUTARD93]

Little Red Riding Hood is walking in the forest when she sees the Wolf behind a tree. She says" I see you Wolf." She's walking along and a little bit further she sees the wolf behind a bush. She onces again says" I see you Wolf." She continues on adn finds the Wolf behind the house, she says" I see you Wolf." The wolf replies, "For Pete's sake can't a wolf take a dump in the forest in peace?!"

[zerosameri]

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

[Ayden]

the parrot asked for a plain cracker, he got assaulted

[NARUTARD93]

There's these two guys that work in a sawmill. We'll call them Bob and Bill. Bob and Bill have been best friends and worked at the sawmill for years. Well one day, Bill gets a little careless and his hand gets too close to the saw. He cuts his hand off and blood starts going everywhere. Bob picks up Bill's hand drives Bill to the hospital. He drops him off with his hand and returns home. The next day when he returns to work, he is surprised to see that Bill is there working away like nothing ever happened. Bob takes a closer inspection and sees that Bill has both of his hands still attached to his arm. "Bill, you got your hand back! But how?" He exclaims. "It's amazing what modern medicene can do," Bill replies and the two go back to work. A few week's later Bill isn't paying very much attention to what he's doing and cuts off his other arm. Bob picks up the arm and drives Bill and his arm to the hospital. He returns to work the next and finds Bill already there working with both his arms. A few weeks pass by, and Bill's not all that careful and his neck gets to close to the saw and he cuts his head off. Bob looks at his friend, shrugs, and puts his head in a plastic bag and drives Bill to the hospital. The next day, Bob is somewhat shocked to find that Bill's not back at work. So he stops by the hospital after work and tracks down one of the doctors and asks what happened to Bill. The doctor replies, "You'd be amazed what we can do nowadays. We could've saved him but some idiot put his head in a bag."

[NARUTARD93]

I've got a lot of these if you haven't noticed yet. Alright, a teacher is quziing her student. She says," Bailey, if there are 5 birds sitting on an elctrical wire, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Bailey, replies "None." The teacher then says, " You're wrong Bailey, you fail. The answer is 4. But how'd you get zero?" Bailey answers her," You shot one and the other 4 got scared and flew away." The teacher replies," No, Bailey, you still fail, but I like the way you think." Bailey reotrts with," Teacher can I ask you something. There are three woman eating ice cream. One is taking small shy licks, the other is slurping nosiely, and the other is taking long hard sucks. Which one is married?" The teacher answers," Gee, I don't know Bailey, but I suppose the one taking long hard sucks is the one that's married." Bailey replies," No teacher, you're wrong, the one with the wedding ring is the married, but I like the way you think."

[NARUTARD93]

So how many jokes are we at? I suppose I'll keep going.
A genie is walking in a park when he notices these two statues. The statues depict a man and a woman reaching out to each but are seperated by 3 feet. The genie thinking to himself, man that must suck having to be stuck like that for ages. So he decides to make them alive for 1 hour. He snaps his fingers and the two come to life, he tells them," I'll give you one hour to go do whatever you wish." The two statues look at each other and then walk off towards a set of bushes. Branches start flying off of it and shouts of delight can be hear coming from the bush. The genie returns in one hour and calls the two back. "Wow, you two seemed to really have enjoyed that, so I'm going to give you one more hour." The man turns to the woman and says," Okay, this time you hold down the pigeon and I'll crap on it."

[The Demon Zabuza]

love all the jokes, especially Narutard's. Here's one-

A Blond, a brunette and a redhead were shipwrecked on a desert island. Eventually a bottle drifts along on the tide. they open the cork and out pops a genie. He tells them that they can all have one wish for freeing him. The redhead says "I want to go home" and she poofs away (like a ninja). The brunette says that she wants to go home and she poofs away. The blonde looked around and said "Awwww, I'm lonely. I wish my friends were here."

[brooksey]

where do cows go?

[The Demon Zabuza]

IDK, where do cows go?

[narutofan234]

you arive in town on friday stay 2 days but you leav on wedensday how do you do it

[Sasori_X]

What do you call a black pilot?

[Sasori_X]

Originally Posted by rasendori

a black pilot.....

Damn, you got it. None of my friends couldn't even figure it out. A bunch of racist guys.