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uncleof2@hotmail.com · 04-29-2009, 11:22 PM

there is the pope the president a liltle boy scout and the smartest person in the world they are talking and the plane starts to shake and they all look to eath other and the president says i am the leader of the free country i think i should get the 1 0f 3 pariachutes and he takes it and goes then the smartest person in the world say i will probaly become the next persident so he takes it and goes the pope looks at the little boy and says i think you should take the last one i am old and lived a good life the little boy says you don't have to die the smartest person in the world jumped out with my backpack

evil buzzard · 04-30-2009, 01:12 AM

Hey the jokes here are so funny i thinks its endles for how many that could be here! lol more!

Anbu-Phoenix · 04-30-2009, 08:57 PM

i dont know if this one was already said but anyway

a duck with one shoe walks into a bar the the bartender say "hey you lost a shoe there"
and the duck replies "nope i found one".

evil buzzard · 04-30-2009, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the tenth jinjuuriki

i dont know if this one was already said but anyway

a duck with one shoe walks into a bar the the bartender say "hey you lost a shoe there"
and the duck replies "nope i found one".

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

more so i can gain power

evil buzzard · 04-30-2009, 09:37 PM

This is a fun topic to read go for it if you just got here!

evil buzzard · 04-30-2009, 11:34 PM

make a naruto joke or some thing!

i need to lagh!

animelover · 05-01-2009, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evil buzzard

make a naruto joke or some thing!

i need to lagh!

corny but.......
ur mamas so fat, even Naruto doesn't beleive it

seannfma · 05-01-2009, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by animelover

Quote:

Originally Posted by evil buzzard

make a naruto joke or some thing!

i need to lagh!

corny but.......
ur mamas so fat, even Naruto doesn't beleive it

lol that wasnt corny

NARUTO 99 · 05-01-2009, 06:25 AM

A cowboy rode into town on Friday.He stayed there for three days and left on Friday how did he do it?

seannfma · 05-01-2009, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NARUTO 99

A cowboy rode into town on Friday.He stayed there for three days and left on Friday how did he do it?

the horses name was friday

NARUTO 99 · 05-01-2009, 06:30 AM

Your mama is so fat that she put on a black sweater walked out side and all the kids said awwww man its night time already.

seannfma · 05-01-2009, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NARUTO 99

Your mama is so fat that she put on a black sweater walked out side and all the kids said awwww man its night time already.

lol lol lol lol lol

evil buzzard · 05-01-2009, 08:06 AM

AHhahahahahahahahahaha. LOL!

Samagamirou · 05-01-2009, 12:32 PM

Grrr i dont count 'ur momma' jokes as jokes. make another one!!

Anbu-Phoenix · 05-01-2009, 01:10 PM

Here's a joke

How do you kill an elephant.

NARUTO 99 · 05-01-2009, 01:12 PM

YO MAMA JOKES RULE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU smell so bad that a skunk thought you smelled bad

seannfma · 05-01-2009, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the tenth jinjuuriki

Here's a joke

How do you kill an elephant.

how

uncleof2@hotmail.com · 05-01-2009, 01:45 PM

how do you get a blonde gril on the roof : you tell her the drinks are on the house

uncleof2@hotmail.com · 05-01-2009, 01:46 PM

Two guys are bungee jumping one day. The first guy says to the second, "You know man, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico."

The second guy thinks about it and agrees. The two men pool their money together and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They fly to Mexico and begin to set up at the town square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

The first guy decides to jump to test the equipment. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.

This time, he is bruised and bleeding. The second guy tries to grab a hold of him and misses again. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back and he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine. Hey, what the heck is a 'pinata'?"

Kentaro Izarashi · 05-01-2009, 10:09 PM

OK so why does Micheal Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

Cuz theres twenty of em

Did you hear about the new McJackson sandwich at McDonalds?

Yeah its a 40 year old patty between two eight-year-old buns

04-29-2009, 11:22 PM	#201
uncleof2@hotmail.com Freshmen Academy Student Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	Re: Make a joke post it here there is the pope the president a liltle boy scout and the smartest person in the world they are talking and the plane starts to shake and they all look to eath other and the president says i am the leader of the free country i think i should get the 1 0f 3 pariachutes and he takes it and goes then the smartest person in the world say i will probaly become the next persident so he takes it and goes the pope looks at the little boy and says i think you should take the last one i am old and lived a good life the little boy says you don't have to die the smartest person in the world jumped out with my backpack

04-30-2009, 01:12 AM	#202
evil buzzard Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Clung to your leg. Posts: 2,502 Rep Power: 9	Re: Make a joke post it here Hey the jokes here are so funny i thinks its endles for how many that could be here! lol more! __________________ I will be the 2nd Uberkage! ┌─┐ ─┐ │▒│ /▒/ │▒│/▒/ │▒ /▒/─┬─┐ │▒│▒\|▒│▒│ ┴─┴─┐-┘─┘ │▒┌──┘▒▒▒│ └┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌ Lives in AgentShayd's skirt.

04-30-2009, 08:57 PM	#203
Anbu-Phoenix Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Why do you wanna know i think its kinda private, Pervert! Posts: 3,521 Rep Power: 0	Re: Make a joke post it here i dont know if this one was already said but anyway a duck with one shoe walks into a bar the the bartender say "hey you lost a shoe there" and the duck replies "nope i found one". __________________ Electricity is really just organized lightning. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. --- George Carlin Blood Village For Life!!! Love Hurts But Being Unloved Hurts Worse ~ Me

04-30-2009, 09:37 PM	#205
evil buzzard Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Clung to your leg. Posts: 2,502 Rep Power: 9	Re: Make a joke post it here This is a fun topic to read go for it if you just got here! __________________ I will be the 2nd Uberkage! ┌─┐ ─┐ │▒│ /▒/ │▒│/▒/ │▒ /▒/─┬─┐ │▒│▒\|▒│▒│ ┴─┴─┐-┘─┘ │▒┌──┘▒▒▒│ └┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌ Lives in AgentShayd's skirt.

04-30-2009, 11:34 PM	#206
evil buzzard Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Clung to your leg. Posts: 2,502 Rep Power: 9	Re: Make a joke post it here make a naruto joke or some thing! i need to lagh! __________________ I will be the 2nd Uberkage! ┌─┐ ─┐ │▒│ /▒/ │▒│/▒/ │▒ /▒/─┬─┐ │▒│▒\|▒│▒│ ┴─┴─┐-┘─┘ │▒┌──┘▒▒▒│ └┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌ Lives in AgentShayd's skirt.

05-01-2009, 06:25 AM	#209
NARUTO 99 Freshmen Academy Student Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Konoha Posts: 15 Rep Power: 0	Re: Make a joke post it here A cowboy rode into town on Friday.He stayed there for three days and left on Friday how did he do it?

05-01-2009, 06:30 AM	#211
NARUTO 99 Freshmen Academy Student Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Konoha Posts: 15 Rep Power: 0	Re: Make a joke post it here Your mama is so fat that she put on a black sweater walked out side and all the kids said awwww man its night time already.

05-01-2009, 08:06 AM	#213
evil buzzard Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Clung to your leg. Posts: 2,502 Rep Power: 9	Re: Make a joke post it here AHhahahahahahahahahaha. LOL! __________________ I will be the 2nd Uberkage! ┌─┐ ─┐ │▒│ /▒/ │▒│/▒/ │▒ /▒/─┬─┐ │▒│▒\|▒│▒│ ┴─┴─┐-┘─┘ │▒┌──┘▒▒▒│ └┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌ Lives in AgentShayd's skirt.

05-01-2009, 12:32 PM	#214
Samagamirou Freshmen Academy Student Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 15 Rep Power: 0	Re: Make a joke post it here Grrr i dont count 'ur momma' jokes as jokes. make another one!!

05-01-2009, 01:10 PM	#215
Anbu-Phoenix Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Why do you wanna know i think its kinda private, Pervert! Posts: 3,521 Rep Power: 0	Re: Make a joke post it here Here's a joke How do you kill an elephant. __________________ Electricity is really just organized lightning. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. --- George Carlin Blood Village For Life!!! Love Hurts But Being Unloved Hurts Worse ~ Me

05-01-2009, 01:12 PM	#216
NARUTO 99 Freshmen Academy Student Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Konoha Posts: 15 Rep Power: 0	Re: Make a joke post it here YO MAMA JOKES RULE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU smell so bad that a skunk thought you smelled bad

05-01-2009, 01:45 PM	#218
uncleof2@hotmail.com Freshmen Academy Student Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	Re: Make a joke post it here how do you get a blonde gril on the roof : you tell her the drinks are on the house

05-01-2009, 01:46 PM	#219
uncleof2@hotmail.com Freshmen Academy Student Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	Re: Make a joke post it here Two guys are bungee jumping one day. The first guy says to the second, "You know man, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks about it and agrees. The two men pool their money together and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They fly to Mexico and begin to set up at the town square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy decides to jump to test the equipment. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. The second guy tries to grab a hold of him and misses again. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back and he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine. Hey, what the heck is a 'pinata'?"

05-01-2009, 10:09 PM	#220
Kentaro Izarashi Academy Graduate Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 88 Rep Power: 0	Re: Make a joke post it here OK so why does Micheal Jackson like twenty-eight year olds? Cuz theres twenty of em Did you hear about the new McJackson sandwich at McDonalds? Yeah its a 40 year old patty between two eight-year-old buns __________________ Mabinogi Rocks. Period. Jutsus: Itsutsu Kidate rasengan (Five Natures Rasengan), Chains of the Dark World, Reaper Death Clone Jutsu, Reverse Seal: Demons Release, 10 Tails Cloak,Transformation Jutsu. Weapons:Basic Ninja stuff, a Long Black katana with a broken chain on the hilt Kekkei Genkai: Sorigan. Village:Village Hidden in the Darkness Bijju: Ten Tailed Dragon Nindo: If you can be the best then be the best, otherwise get out of my way.

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