Every Naruto Ninjas vs.... Chuck Norris - Page 2

Zarah · 08-16-2009, 03:42 PM

chuck noris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He will use the ball kicking jutsu @ win!!!!!!!!!

deidara330 · 08-16-2009, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Zarah

chuck noris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He will use the ball kicking jutsu @ win!!!!!!!!!

I doubt that jutsu would work on Madara, he could just make himself intangible and it wouldn't work.

Legendary Hokage · 08-16-2009, 03:59 PM

Every Naruto Ninja would win.

Zarah · 08-16-2009, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by deidara330

i doubt that jutsu would work on madara, he could just make himself intangible and it wouldn't work.

no!!!! Chuck would kick so hard it would have effects in all dimensions containing balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RockyL · 08-16-2009, 05:28 PM

god i hate chuck norris he is sooo overrated. in reality hinata could beat

Gin · 08-16-2009, 07:52 PM

God. What a dumb question. You people aren't thinking with the slightest tweak of rationality. People who can kill people by looking at them vs. somebody who can kick people. I wonder.

Konoha'sGreenThunder · 08-16-2009, 07:53 PM

TonTon solos. -is anti-Chuck-

keito · 08-16-2009, 07:54 PM

chuck norris easily

DragonAngel · 08-16-2009, 07:56 PM

Some words from the wise.

Stop with the Chuck Norris crap!

people are treating him like some sort of destructive invincible god.

The Ninjas would win.

Konoha'sGreenThunder · 08-16-2009, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DragonAngel

Some words from the wise.

Stop with the Chuck Norris crap!

people are treating him like some sort of destructive invincible god.

The Ninjas would win.

Oh, thank you! I thought I was the only one who didn't like him. Everywhere you go people say this stuff. Even if it's a joke, it's so old and annoying.

Konan9 · 08-17-2009, 11:05 AM

If all the ninja mean even the dead ones, or the ones in comas....

Tsunade should solo. And kick Chuck's butt.

I also agree with the Chuck-haters. He is overrated...

deidara330 · 08-17-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by NejiHyuga900

Who do you think would win? Chuck Norris or every ninja in Naruto?

Let's see, every ninjas attacking Chuck Norris vs. Chuck's Roundhouse kick to everyone in the face.

Chuck Norris is nowhere near fast enough to roundhouse kick Sasuke, or anyone else for that matter.

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Originally Posted by MizukiUchiha11

Chuck Norris

How? He isn't as fast or as powerful as a single Akatsuki member.

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Originally Posted by shadowninja7

tough.
chuck norris would kick every1 but be tired when he faced the last people.

i still say chuck norris lol

He can't defeat Pain in 1 kick. He can't defeat Pain in a hundred kicks, because he can keep reviving the Pain bodies and beat Chuck.

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Originally Posted by Should Of Had A V8

Chuck would kick a** he would spank naruto like a ninja

Naruto Rasengans Chuck's face, he dies.

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Originally Posted by rose93

chuck norris!!!!
I think............haha~

You think? Seriously, Chuck could never win.

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Originally Posted by Zarah

no!!!! Chuck would kick so hard it would have effects in all dimensions containing balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your logic is fail. Chuck Norris cannot travel between dimensions, and has not shown the slightest ability to be able to harm Madara.

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Originally Posted by keito

chuck norris easily

This is what would happen:
Chuck Norris and the ninja stare each other down.
Then Chuck dies. Most likely what would happen, considering the speed feats of Sasuke and other Akatsuki members. They beat him to a pulp in the time frame of a second, and then Sasuke delivers the final blow in the form of an extremely painful roundhouse kick to the face. Seriously, Chuck Norris can't win. Even if this is a joke thread, I still stick by the logical outcome.

keito · 08-17-2009, 11:28 AM

true, deidara330
and it was a joke

realistically, yes ninjas would win

Shika · 08-17-2009, 11:30 AM

I'd have to go with Chuck

Akutenshi · 08-17-2009, 05:13 PM

This just a forum settle down

Yuki Niigata · 08-18-2009, 04:22 PM

CHUCK NORRIS PWNS. i was waiting for someone to post something liek this

D

~Lovely.Dreams~ · 08-18-2009, 04:35 PM

Chuck Norris would win this, easily.

ECW Original · 08-18-2009, 04:40 PM

Chuck Norris wins just by thinking about them.

Sai's brother · 08-18-2009, 04:40 PM

Not Chuck

Lets see some battle combos

Naruto and Ino
------
Ino uses mind transfer
Naruto uses Rasensuriken
Ino gets out of his body before she is hit
Rasen-Suriken hits Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Dies

Sasuke and Sai
Sasuke use Chirorii Current
Chuck cant move
Sai cuts off Chucks head

Kakashi and Asuma
Asuma attacks with his weapons
Chuck Norris dodges
Asuma sends out chakara in his weapon and it hits Chuck
Kakashi uses lighting blade on his heart
Chuck Dies

...Yah no matter what Chuck will die

Akutenshi · 08-20-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sai's brother

Not Chuck

Lets see some battle combos

Naruto and Ino
------
Ino uses mind transfer
Naruto uses Rasensuriken
Ino gets out of his body before she is hit
Rasen-Suriken hits Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Dies

Sasuke and Sai
Sasuke use Chirorii Current
Chuck cant move
Sai cuts off Chucks head

Kakashi and Asuma
Asuma attacks with his weapons
Chuck Norris dodges
Asuma sends out chakara in his weapon and it hits Chuck
Kakashi uses lighting blade on his heart
Chuck Dies

...Yah no matter what Chuck will die

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Gin Genin Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In your head. Posts: 385 Rep Power: 0	Re: Every Naruto Ninjas vs.... Chuck Norris God. What a dumb question. You people aren't thinking with the slightest tweak of rationality. People who can kill people by looking at them vs. somebody who can kick people. I wonder.

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08-17-2009, 11:28 AM	#33
keito Ninja Academy Student Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Maryland Posts: 49 Rep Power: 0	Re: Every Naruto Ninjas vs.... Chuck Norris true, deidara330 and it was a joke realistically, yes ninjas would win

08-17-2009, 11:30 AM	#34
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08-18-2009, 04:40 PM	#39
Sai's brother Jonin Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: I live with you. We share beds remember D: Posts: 17,172 Rep Power: 16 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Every Naruto Ninjas vs.... Chuck Norris Not Chuck Lets see some battle combos Naruto and Ino ------ Ino uses mind transfer Naruto uses Rasensuriken Ino gets out of his body before she is hit Rasen-Suriken hits Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Dies Sasuke and Sai Sasuke use Chirorii Current Chuck cant move Sai cuts off Chucks head Kakashi and Asuma Asuma attacks with his weapons Chuck Norris dodges Asuma sends out chakara in his weapon and it hits Chuck Kakashi uses lighting blade on his heart Chuck Dies ...Yah no matter what Chuck will die

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