Best threat...

Souret · 02-24-2013, 05:47 AM

What's the best threat you've heard/seen?

So many people make awful threats like "I'll kill you" or "you've got to sleep sometime" so what is the best one you've seen?

This is my favorite, a girl in my year convinced everyone with fb to make the satus "Omg *insert specific girls name* I can't believe you have herpes." and so on, there ended out being over 100 of these statuses, this was the girls reply
"No. When I approach I shall be as silent as the night, one minute I'm there, the next I'm gone like smoke in the wind, you'll be looking over your shoulder for days, weeks, months, years, who knows. But one day you'll stop. One day you'll give up. One day you'll relax. And that day my dear Tabby, that shall be the day when philosophers have to rethink the limits of humanity, because my revenge shall be sweet, slow and painful. Your screams will ring in the ears of the innocent for weeks to come. And the only bells ringing shall be that of the churches in remembrance of you and the pain you endured for a seemingly infinite time before I saw fit to end it."

Shikamaru Nara · 02-24-2013, 06:02 AM

Holy sh*t.

Cyl · 02-24-2013, 06:06 AM

Now THAT'S an scary threat...I personally would change my name and go into witness protection...

InnerSakura · 02-24-2013, 06:12 AM

I agree with Cyl.

Kiseki · 02-24-2013, 06:24 AM

God that is ... creepy

Maruko · 02-24-2013, 06:28 AM

The worst threat?
I'll let Jakropha loose on yo' a$$!

The Second Pornkage · 02-24-2013, 07:06 AM

I think the best one I've heard is

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you....

joon61 · 02-24-2013, 07:10 AM

Souret · 02-24-2013, 07:22 AM

Porn that one is scary :P it's on par with the one from gladiator :P

l3thall3g3nd · 02-24-2013, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Second Pornkage

I think the best one I've heard is

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you....

You a taken fan?

Souret · 02-24-2013, 08:55 AM

Who isn't a taken fan it's a great movie :P

l3thall3g3nd · 02-24-2013, 08:57 AM

^ Shame taken 2 was terrible.

Sagepain · 02-24-2013, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Second Pornkage

I think the best one I've heard is

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you....

Taken

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking to troll us, I can tell you we aren't easily rustled. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you're telling the truth to me now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you're trolling I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

^Internet version^

Rouge Uchiha18 · 02-24-2013, 09:28 AM

The best, and funniest I have heard, is im going to beat the sh*t out of you.

Blind Uchiha · 02-24-2013, 09:33 AM

YouTube:

BMC1994 · 02-24-2013, 09:44 AM

Souret

That girl has some serious issues. O.o

And taken is only one of the most badass movies i have ever seen. Dat Threat. If it was me on the other side of that phone i would be shitting my pants

Souret · 02-24-2013, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind Uchiha

YouTube:

That is one hell of a threat

BMC Nah she's one of the funniest people I know she'd just a bit blunt. the only othe time I've heard her threaten someone was a simple "I will cut you"

NINE-TAILS-BIJU · 02-24-2013, 09:48 AM

That was legitimately cool and scary

Rouge Uchiha18 · 02-24-2013, 09:52 AM

Iv heard some dumb threats souret.

But "I will cut you" is the most dumb.

Souret · 02-24-2013, 09:55 AM

Tbf the other girl was treating her like a dag and going "come here, come on" in this really annoying voice dragging her along and she just said, "I will cut you" In this completely serious voice

02-24-2013, 05:47 AM	#1
Souret Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Little place called Wonderland Posts: 5,856 Rep Power: 16 Member's Picture Albums	Best threat... What's the best threat you've heard/seen? So many people make awful threats like "I'll kill you" or "you've got to sleep sometime" so what is the best one you've seen? This is my favorite, a girl in my year convinced everyone with fb to make the satus "Omg insert specific girls name I can't believe you have herpes." and so on, there ended out being over 100 of these statuses, this was the girls reply "No. When I approach I shall be as silent as the night, one minute I'm there, the next I'm gone like smoke in the wind, you'll be looking over your shoulder for days, weeks, months, years, who knows. But one day you'll stop. One day you'll give up. One day you'll relax. And that day my dear Tabby, that shall be the day when philosophers have to rethink the limits of humanity, because my revenge shall be sweet, slow and painful. Your screams will ring in the ears of the innocent for weeks to come. And the only bells ringing shall be that of the churches in remembrance of you and the pain you endured for a seemingly infinite time before I saw fit to end it." __________________ Just Call Me Intellectual Hoe⚜ -JAFL ScrappY Approves! Life Lives, Life Dies, Life Laughs, Life Cries, Life Gives Up and Life Tries. But Life Looks Different Through Everyones Eyes. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Shoukry my Sexy S Sister Amazon my ganster Sister

02-24-2013, 06:02 AM	#2
Shikamaru Nara busybusybusy Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: New York Posts: 43,910 Rep Power: 42 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1 Total Points: 4	Re: Best threat... Holy sht. __________________ Everybody wanna be a critic, I have my life and I will live it.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

02-24-2013, 06:06 AM	#3
Cyl Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: In the shadows Posts: 13,510 Rep Power: 13	Re: Best threat... Now THAT'S an scary threat...I personally would change my name and go into witness protection...

02-24-2013, 06:12 AM	#4
InnerSakura Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: On the other side Posts: 3,037 Rep Power: 13 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Best threat... I agree with Cyl. __________________ Note to self: do NOT upset Sakura. She'll kill you! ~Naruto CHAAA!!!!!

02-24-2013, 06:24 AM	#5
Kiseki Release the Kraken! Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Where you live. Obviously. Posts: 13,716 Rep Power: 28 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Best threat... God that is ... creepy __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Luna Pink Hikari & Kiseki are the sexy Quad-force <3

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Maruko Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 13,097 Rep Power: 37	Re: Best threat... The worst threat? I'll let Jakropha loose on yo' a$$!

02-24-2013, 07:06 AM	#7
The Second Pornkage The White Flash Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: The Bathroom. Knock before entering, please. Posts: 3,655 Rep Power: 16	Re: Best threat... I think the best one I've heard is I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.... __________________ Just Call Me Level-II-Sex-Offending Hoe♋ -JAFL ScrappY Approves! "You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking." -Michael Kelso, That '70s Show To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

02-24-2013, 08:55 AM	#11
Souret Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Little place called Wonderland Posts: 5,856 Rep Power: 16 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Best threat... Who isn't a taken fan it's a great movie :P __________________ Just Call Me Intellectual Hoe⚜ -JAFL ScrappY Approves! Life Lives, Life Dies, Life Laughs, Life Cries, Life Gives Up and Life Tries. But Life Looks Different Through Everyones Eyes. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Shoukry my Sexy S Sister Amazon my ganster Sister

02-24-2013, 08:57 AM	#12
l3thall3g3nd Chunin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: England Posts: 1,121 Rep Power: 6	Re: Best threat... ^ Shame taken 2 was terrible.

02-24-2013, 09:28 AM	#14
Rouge Uchiha18 Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Destroyed Akatsuki hideout. Posts: 3,478 Rep Power: 10 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Best threat... The best, and funniest I have heard, is im going to beat the sht out of you. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. How-d'ye-do? To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Rouge Uchiha18 Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Destroyed Akatsuki hideout. Posts: 3,478 Rep Power: 10 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Best threat... Iv heard some dumb threats souret. But "I will cut you" is the most dumb. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. How-d'ye-do? To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Souret Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Little place called Wonderland Posts: 5,856 Rep Power: 16 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Best threat... Tbf the other girl was treating her like a dag and going "come here, come on" in this really annoying voice dragging her along and she just said, "I will cut you" In this completely serious voice __________________ Just Call Me Intellectual Hoe⚜ -JAFL ScrappY Approves! Life Lives, Life Dies, Life Laughs, Life Cries, Life Gives Up and Life Tries. But Life Looks Different Through Everyones Eyes. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Shoukry my Sexy S Sister Amazon my ganster Sister

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