Pornkage

BoxHead · 02-11-2013, 08:39 PM

I fear that one day, my parents will jump onto my laptop, type in "porn" in the url and see your profile pop up as the first result.

I do not know how to explain this.

Sagepain · 02-11-2013, 08:50 PM

What you should be worrried about is if they bring tissues and clean there hands after typing porn.

Maruko · 02-12-2013, 05:04 AM

Put a password on your laptop.

Jakropha · 02-12-2013, 08:20 AM

Do what I do and act like I haven't even gone through puberty.

They never suspected a thing!

Maruko · 02-12-2013, 08:23 AM

Box looks like Glenn from TWD.

Vex · 02-12-2013, 09:55 AM

When people ask to use my laptop I get a sudden miscarriage because I don't want them to see my porn.

My mom has taken it without asking before so I just know she's seen some

. NO SHAME.

Edit: I have a password on my laptop. It's 'meow.' But it's kind of pointless because I've set my laptop to never sleep or shut down. It only stops and needs unlocking if I close it then open it.

Edit 2: Why am I talking about this

Xibitz360 · 02-12-2013, 10:02 AM

Shake and Bake?

/jots down for future reference and/or possible usage...

MysticGoten · 02-12-2013, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vex

When people ask to use my laptop I get a sudden miscarriage because I don't want them to see my porn.

My mom has taken it without asking before so I just know she's seen some

. NO SHAME.

Edit: I have a password on my laptop. It's 'meow.' But it's kind of pointless because I've set my laptop to never sleep or shut down. It only stops and needs unlocking if I close it then open it.

Edit 2: Why am I talking about this

I had the exact same situation -- and also changed my password to meow?

Vornmusion · 02-12-2013, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vex

When people ask to use my laptop I get a sudden miscarriage because I don't want them to see my porn.

My mom has taken it without asking before so I just know she's seen some

. NO SHAME.

Edit: I have a password on my laptop. It's 'meow.' But it's kind of pointless because I've set my laptop to never sleep or shut down. It only stops and needs unlocking if I close it then open it.

Edit 2: Why am I talking about this

You said you don't download porn!

Vex · 02-12-2013, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vornmusion

You said you don't download porn!

i dont. it's all in my browser history baby

Vornmusion · 02-12-2013, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vex

i dont. it's all in my browser history baby

Ctrl+Shift+P all day baby

Edit:
I just noticed we both used baby. Now my post has no flow.

Sagepain · 02-12-2013, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vex

i dont. it's all in my browser history baby

No incognito?

Noob >.>

Maruko · 02-12-2013, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagepain

No incognito?

Noob >.>

I wouldn't go incognito if I lived alone.

Sagepain · 02-12-2013, 10:42 AM

What if someone came over and wanted to use your comp/laptop?

Maruko · 02-12-2013, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagepain

What if someone came over and wanted to use your comp/laptop?

Why would someone want to use my laptop?
D:
It's mine!

02-11-2013, 08:39 PM	#1
BoxHead P-P-P-PENTAKILL Kuzan Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Dark Side of the Rainbow Posts: 9,229 Rep Power: 21 Member's Picture Albums	Pornkage I fear that one day, my parents will jump onto my laptop, type in "porn" in the url and see your profile pop up as the first result. I do not know how to explain this. __________________

02-12-2013, 05:04 AM	#3
Maruko Winter is Coming Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 12,203 Rep Power: 33	Re: Pornkage Put a password on your laptop. __________________

02-12-2013, 08:20 AM	#4
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,722 Rep Power: 25 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Pornkage Do what I do and act like I haven't even gone through puberty. They never suspected a thing! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

02-12-2013, 08:23 AM	#5
Maruko Winter is Coming Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 12,203 Rep Power: 33	Re: Pornkage Box looks like Glenn from TWD. __________________

02-12-2013, 09:55 AM	#6
Vex Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Sep 2009 Posts: 20,372 Rep Power: 34	Re: Pornkage When people ask to use my laptop I get a sudden miscarriage because I don't want them to see my porn. My mom has taken it without asking before so I just know she's seen some . NO SHAME. Edit: I have a password on my laptop. It's 'meow.' But it's kind of pointless because I've set my laptop to never sleep or shut down. It only stops and needs unlocking if I close it then open it. Edit 2: Why am I talking about this __________________ i'm not a hoe.

02-12-2013, 10:02 AM	#7
Xibitz360 The Legendary Master X Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: V & X Private Dimension <3 Posts: 11,836 Rep Power: 20 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Pornkage Shake and Bake? /jots down for future reference and/or possible usage... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ❤ "Neither the Angels in heaven above, nor the Demons down under the sea, can ever dissever my soul from the soul of the beautiful Annabel Vee" Ich Liebe Dich So Sehr Mein Konigin!! ❤ YouTube: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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