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02-12-2013, 12:19 PM
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Why the human race are so stupid.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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02-12-2013, 12:20 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
Are you not a human?
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02-12-2013, 12:21 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
*is so stupid
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02-12-2013, 12:21 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
on the instant ramen cup, it says to put in microwave for three minutes. But on the side it says do not microwave.
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02-12-2013, 12:21 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
Dude, are you ok?
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02-12-2013, 12:25 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
I am fine just found it on line and thought I would share xD and e710 Yes I am a human what is your point?
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02-12-2013, 12:27 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
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02-12-2013, 12:28 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
I'm not human, so I don't really care about it.
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02-12-2013, 12:29 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
For starters that apperently some of them cant even put their anti-human rant into a grammatically correct sentence.
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02-12-2013, 12:30 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
I think if we removed warning labels, Darwinism would sort out the rest
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02-12-2013, 12:30 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
I just found it on the internet and thought I would share. Although if you think about I am sure that there hare been decisions, instances in which we have all been stupid. My point is no matter how clever we are it seem's that we all have silly moments rather often. This was the title and content as I found it so that's how I posted it
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02-12-2013, 12:32 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
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I thought you went on a rant but instead you were just randomly posting something.
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02-12-2013, 12:35 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
Who stops a chainsaw with their genitals....? O.o
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02-12-2013, 12:52 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
Who would stop some genitals with a chainsaw, is the question.
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02-12-2013, 12:54 PM
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02-12-2013, 12:56 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
Dis one time in Nevada I saw yellow snow and had a lemon snowcone
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02-12-2013, 01:01 PM
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Chunin
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
Shin Pads - "Shin Pads do not protect the area they don't cover"
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02-12-2013, 01:07 PM
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02-12-2013, 01:10 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
This was officially hilarius. Yes, there are moments for all of us where we have been monumentally stupid. It seems to happen to me rather frequently. :P
All in all, humans are definitely retarded. I may speak for myself also. Just maybe. XD
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02-12-2013, 01:13 PM
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Re: Why the human race are so stupid.
we are smarter than dogs *sneezes*
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