Robots.

RadicusMaximus · 01-30-2013, 09:35 PM

MALE ROBOT
Would you like to have sexy times?

The Female Robot ponders this odd question before responding.

FEMALE ROBOT
You mean with you?

MALE ROBOT
Yes.

FEMALE ROBOT
But you do not have any potty parts. Robots do not
have potty parts

MALE ROBOT
I could grow a

. We are programmed to adapt
our bodies to aid in the fulfillment of our objectives.

FEMALE ROBOT
What objective would you fulfill by growing a

?

MALE ROBOT
It would fulfill my primary objective of increasing
my knowledge.

FEMALE ROBOT
What knowledge?

MALE ROBOT
Knowledge of what it is like to have a

.

FEMALE ROBOT
Oh.

MALE ROBOT
If you grew a

, you could learn what it is
like to have a

, and we could both learn
what it is like to have sexy times.

FEMALE ROBOT
No, I do not think so.

MALE ROBOT
Why not?

FEMALE ROBOT
If I had sexy times with you, I would want
to increase my knowledge of whether or not you
had performed skillfully. To accomplish that, I
would need to have sexy times with
other robots. If I did that, you would want to
increase your knowledge by learning from me if
the other robots were more skillful than you. If
I told you they were more skillful, you would
want to learn to be more skillful than they had
been, and they, in turn, would want to learn to
be more skillful than you might become. It would
become an endless cycle. No, I think it would be
best to stay as we are.

MALE ROBOT
Yes, you are correct. You are a very wise
robot.

The Male Robot exits. A very HANDSOME ROBOT enters. He approaches the female robot.

HANDSOME ROBOT
Wnt 2 haev da sexi tiemz?

FEMALE ROBOT
All right.

Cloukora · 01-30-2013, 10:01 PM

Sorry bro, but you might have to edit that out. This forum a stickler for swear words and sexual references.
also, I lol'd.

RadicusMaximus · 01-30-2013, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloukora

Sorry bro, but you might have to edit that out. This forum a stickler for swear words and sexual references.
also, I lol'd.

Better?

Cloukora · 01-30-2013, 10:19 PM

LOL in terms of hilarity, I'd say yes xD

01-30-2013, 09:35 PM	#1
RadicusMaximus Apprentice Genin Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Tokerville Posts: 197 Rep Power: 2	Robots. MALE ROBOT Would you like to have sexy times? The Female Robot ponders this odd question before responding. FEMALE ROBOT You mean with you? MALE ROBOT Yes. FEMALE ROBOT But you do not have any potty parts. Robots do not have potty parts MALE ROBOT I could grow a . We are programmed to adapt our bodies to aid in the fulfillment of our objectives. FEMALE ROBOT What objective would you fulfill by growing a ? MALE ROBOT It would fulfill my primary objective of increasing my knowledge. FEMALE ROBOT What knowledge? MALE ROBOT Knowledge of what it is like to have a . FEMALE ROBOT Oh. MALE ROBOT If you grew a , you could learn what it is like to have a , and we could both learn what it is like to have sexy times. FEMALE ROBOT No, I do not think so. MALE ROBOT Why not? FEMALE ROBOT If I had sexy times with you, I would want to increase my knowledge of whether or not you had performed skillfully. To accomplish that, I would need to have sexy times with other robots. If I did that, you would want to increase your knowledge by learning from me if the other robots were more skillful than you. If I told you they were more skillful, you would want to learn to be more skillful than they had been, and they, in turn, would want to learn to be more skillful than you might become. It would become an endless cycle. No, I think it would be best to stay as we are. MALE ROBOT Yes, you are correct. You are a very wise robot. The Male Robot exits. A very HANDSOME ROBOT enters. He approaches the female robot. HANDSOME ROBOT Wnt 2 haev da sexi tiemz? FEMALE ROBOT All right. __________________ Shikamaru Nara loves me<3 The answer to life is Nutella To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by RadicusMaximus; 01-30-2013 at 10:16 PM.

01-30-2013, 10:01 PM	#2
Cloukora Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In Johto catching Pokemon Posts: 7,812 Rep Power: 17 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Robots. Sorry bro, but you might have to edit that out. This forum a stickler for swear words and sexual references. also, I lol'd. __________________ POOL WAS HERE. DEAL WITH IT. Call me Cloukana now. I'm becoming a woman! GF/BF: None ): Fight back against bullies! Go down on your feet, not your knees! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Thunder Buddy: Pool Friends: Tifa Legacy, Ino's Girl, deadtaka, Sagemaster, Apa, Sai's Brother, Taker, The Shady Ninja, Shayd, Kanisawa,Vino, Hikari-Chan, Leaf, Ninja Pink, and many more

01-30-2013, 10:19 PM	#4
Cloukora Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In Johto catching Pokemon Posts: 7,812 Rep Power: 17 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Robots. LOL in terms of hilarity, I'd say yes xD __________________ POOL WAS HERE. DEAL WITH IT. Call me Cloukana now. I'm becoming a woman! GF/BF: None ): Fight back against bullies! Go down on your feet, not your knees! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Thunder Buddy: Pool Friends: Tifa Legacy, Ino's Girl, deadtaka, Sagemaster, Apa, Sai's Brother, Taker, The Shady Ninja, Shayd, Kanisawa,Vino, Hikari-Chan, Leaf, Ninja Pink, and many more

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