Letters to the Editor: #1

Jakropha · 11-09-2012, 01:48 PM

Dear Editor Sir, I am dismayed to inform you that your dog has been defecating on my lawn again. If I see your pure breed English Mastiff on my property again, I with-hold the right to liberate the animals brain from his cranium via a rifle. I hear that your dog is very nice, once he gets to know you as a person. I do not follow this belief, as all dogs should know everybody, because as human beings, our lives are indicated by our odor.
So I hereby plead that you place your canine companion on a leash, or I do not become responsible for your funeral expenses. I am looking forward to seeing you at work tomorrow, or court, your call.

EDIT: I want to do more of these, sort of like a little comedic storyline for my hypothetical life, as the letters go on, the relationship between the Editor and the Man shall be explained.
These make me giggle as I write them too

megabbaut · 11-09-2012, 01:49 PM

I volunteer to clean up after the dog.

Jakropha · 11-09-2012, 01:51 PM

After I'm through with the dog?

Because I don't like people defecating on my lawn either punk

megabbaut · 11-09-2012, 01:52 PM

If you would like to allow me to, sir/madam

Jakropha · 11-09-2012, 01:53 PM

Just don't drop your drawers, or I drop you!

megabbaut · 11-09-2012, 01:55 PM

Can I drop the dog, madam?

Jakropha · 11-09-2012, 01:57 PM

You have my permission to die, him

megabbaut · 11-09-2012, 01:58 PM

I would not like to die, madam. The dog should die tho.

Jakropha · 11-09-2012, 02:00 PM

Very well, commence with the stretcher, or the guillotine, whatever you prefer.

megabbaut · 11-09-2012, 02:02 PM

Editer used stretcher.

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

Jakropha · 11-09-2012, 02:09 PM

Dog used howl

it doesn't affect editor

megabbaut · 11-09-2012, 02:12 PM

Editor used guillotine.

It's a One Hit KO!

Spoiler:

Jakropha · 11-09-2012, 02:16 PM

Ikr. Same with Fissure I believe.

We need to battal!! Pokemon Black 2. My place, 6:00 sharp!

megabbaut · 11-09-2012, 02:18 PM

Shure. Level 50, k? Wuts your code?

Jakropha · 11-09-2012, 02:25 PM

Lemme look it up, let's PM this from now on.

Also, if you have a foreign Black/white 2, I would like a Ditto from you please

11-09-2012, 01:49 PM	#2
megabbaut Debby Downer Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dish town...filled with fish Posts: 8,622 Rep Power: 19	Re: Letters to the Editor: #1 I volunteer to clean up after the dog. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. My theme: YouTube: My Battle Theme: YouTube: GT & PSN: VesicantDegree1

11-09-2012, 01:51 PM	#3
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,807 Rep Power: 26 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Letters to the Editor: #1 After I'm through with the dog? Because I don't like people defecating on my lawn either punk __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

11-09-2012, 01:52 PM	#4
megabbaut Debby Downer Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dish town...filled with fish Posts: 8,622 Rep Power: 19	Re: Letters to the Editor: #1 If you would like to allow me to, sir/madam __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. My theme: YouTube: My Battle Theme: YouTube: GT & PSN: VesicantDegree1

11-09-2012, 01:53 PM	#5
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,807 Rep Power: 26 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Letters to the Editor: #1 Just don't drop your drawers, or I drop you! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

11-09-2012, 01:55 PM	#6
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11-09-2012, 01:48 PM	#1
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,807 Rep Power: 26 Member's Picture Albums	Letters to the Editor: #1 Dear Editor Sir, I am dismayed to inform you that your dog has been defecating on my lawn again. If I see your pure breed English Mastiff on my property again, I with-hold the right to liberate the animals brain from his cranium via a rifle. I hear that your dog is very nice, once he gets to know you as a person. I do not follow this belief, as all dogs should know everybody, because as human beings, our lives are indicated by our odor. So I hereby plead that you place your canine companion on a leash, or I do not become responsible for your funeral expenses. I am looking forward to seeing you at work tomorrow, or court, your call. EDIT: I want to do more of these, sort of like a little comedic storyline for my hypothetical life, as the letters go on, the relationship between the Editor and the Man shall be explained. These make me giggle as I write them too __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Jakropha; 11-09-2012 at 01:52 PM.

11-09-2012, 01:57 PM	#7
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,807 Rep Power: 26 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Letters to the Editor: #1 You have my permission to die, him __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

11-09-2012, 01:58 PM	#8
megabbaut Debby Downer Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dish town...filled with fish Posts: 8,622 Rep Power: 19	Re: Letters to the Editor: #1 I would not like to die, madam. The dog should die tho. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. My theme: YouTube: My Battle Theme: YouTube: GT & PSN: VesicantDegree1

11-09-2012, 02:00 PM	#9
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,807 Rep Power: 26 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Letters to the Editor: #1 Very well, commence with the stretcher, or the guillotine, whatever you prefer. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

11-09-2012, 02:02 PM	#10
megabbaut Debby Downer Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dish town...filled with fish Posts: 8,622 Rep Power: 19	Re: Letters to the Editor: #1 Editer used stretcher. ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. My theme: YouTube: My Battle Theme: YouTube: GT & PSN: VesicantDegree1

11-09-2012, 02:09 PM	#11
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,807 Rep Power: 26 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Letters to the Editor: #1 Dog used howl it doesn't affect editor __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

11-09-2012, 02:12 PM	#12
megabbaut Debby Downer Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dish town...filled with fish Posts: 8,622 Rep Power: 19	Re: Letters to the Editor: #1 Editor used guillotine. It's a One Hit KO! Spoiler: Fun Fact: Guillotine is actually a real One Hit KO pokemon move since the first generation. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. My theme: YouTube: My Battle Theme: YouTube: GT & PSN: VesicantDegree1

11-09-2012, 02:16 PM	#13
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,807 Rep Power: 26 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Letters to the Editor: #1 Ikr. Same with Fissure I believe. We need to battal!! Pokemon Black 2. My place, 6:00 sharp! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

11-09-2012, 02:18 PM	#14
megabbaut Debby Downer Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dish town...filled with fish Posts: 8,622 Rep Power: 19	Re: Letters to the Editor: #1 Shure. Level 50, k? Wuts your code? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. My theme: YouTube: My Battle Theme: YouTube: GT & PSN: VesicantDegree1

11-09-2012, 02:25 PM	#15
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,807 Rep Power: 26 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Letters to the Editor: #1 Lemme look it up, let's PM this from now on. Also, if you have a foreign Black/white 2, I would like a Ditto from you please __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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