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Your Lord Zetsoom
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees
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Dear Editor Sir, I am dismayed to inform you that your dog has been defecating on my lawn again. If I see your pure breed English Mastiff on my property again, I with-hold the right to liberate the animals brain from his cranium via a rifle. I hear that your dog is very nice, once he gets to know you as a person. I do not follow this belief, as all dogs should know everybody, because as human beings, our lives are indicated by our odor.
So I hereby plead that you place your canine companion on a leash, or I do not become responsible for your funeral expenses. I am looking forward to seeing you at work tomorrow, or court, your call. EDIT: I want to do more of these, sort of like a little comedic storyline for my hypothetical life, as the letters go on, the relationship between the Editor and the Man shall be explained. These make me giggle as I write them too
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Debby Downer
Join Date: Nov 2010
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I volunteer to clean up after the dog.
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Your Lord Zetsoom
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After I'm through with the dog?
Because I don't like people defecating on my lawn either punk
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Debby Downer
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If you would like to allow me to, sir/madam
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Your Lord Zetsoom
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Just don't drop your drawers, or I drop you!
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Debby Downer
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Can I drop the dog, madam?
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Your Lord Zetsoom
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You have my permission to die, him
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Debby Downer
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I would not like to die, madam. The dog should die tho.
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Your Lord Zetsoom
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Very well, commence with the stretcher, or the guillotine, whatever you prefer.
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Debby Downer
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Editer used stretcher.
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
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Your Lord Zetsoom
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Dog used howl
it doesn't affect editor
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Debby Downer
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Editor used guillotine.
It's a One Hit KO! Spoiler:
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Your Lord Zetsoom
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Ikr. Same with Fissure I believe.
We need to battal!! Pokemon Black 2. My place, 6:00 sharp!
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Debby Downer
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Shure. Level 50, k? Wuts your code?
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Your Lord Zetsoom
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Lemme look it up, let's PM this from now on.
Also, if you have a foreign Black/white 2, I would like a Ditto from you please
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