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08-03-2012, 10:34 PM
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Attacks on the Rise, DNR okays Shotgun use
An alarming statistic has peeked in the great lake state of Minnesota this summer: Otter Attacks.
The once playful creatures have now turned deadly... or... as deadly as an otter can be. 3 separate attacks in different areas have taken place this year. Naturally the Otter uprising has Minnesotans trembling in fear. Bob Mlynar, a Department of Natural Resources conservation officer had this to say on the matter: Quote:
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08-04-2012, 01:01 PM
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Re: Attacks on the Rise, DNR okays Shotgun use
OK, but if the shot misses, we have to keep it as a guard otter. I bet they go right for the crotch every time.
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08-04-2012, 09:02 PM
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Re: Attacks on the Rise, DNR okays Shotgun use
if the shot misses A- I'll be horrifically embarrassed and B- wouldn't he just.. swim away?
Wait... reality isn't the same around, ok, fine we can keep it, BUT if I do nail it can we sell the pelt?
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08-04-2012, 09:06 PM
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Re: Attacks on the Rise, DNR okays Shotgun use
No because the pelt is worthless
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08-04-2012, 09:08 PM
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Re: Attacks on the Rise, DNR okays Shotgun use
Which speaks volumes about my sales pitch.
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08-05-2012, 09:10 AM
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Re: Attacks on the Rise, DNR okays Shotgun use
The pelt is waterproof. You could market it as thatching in today's economy.
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08-05-2012, 09:13 AM
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Re: Attacks on the Rise, DNR okays Shotgun use
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08-05-2012, 09:21 AM
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Re: Attacks on the Rise, DNR okays Shotgun use
More like absorbent for a few layers of skin. Otter pelt rejects water.
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08-05-2012, 09:25 AM
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08-05-2012, 11:18 AM
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08-05-2012, 11:38 AM
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Re: Attacks on the Rise, DNR okays Shotgun use
Hey Kreegah you wanna see my greasy otter pelt?
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08-05-2012, 01:06 PM
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Re: Attacks on the Rise, DNR okays Shotgun use
Is it hanging over your lumber mill?
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