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An alarming statistic has peeked in the great lake state of Minnesota this summer: Otter Attacks.
The once playful creatures have now turned deadly... or... as deadly as an otter can be. 3 separate attacks in different areas have taken place this year. Naturally the Otter uprising has Minnesotans trembling in fear. Bob Mlynar, a Department of Natural Resources conservation officer had this to say on the matter: Quote:
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OK, but if the shot misses, we have to keep it as a guard otter. I bet they go right for the crotch every time.
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if the shot misses A- I'll be horrifically embarrassed and B- wouldn't he just.. swim away?
Wait... reality isn't the same around, ok, fine we can keep it, BUT if I do nail it can we sell the pelt?
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No because the pelt is worthless
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Which speaks volumes about my sales pitch.
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The pelt is waterproof. You could market it as thatching in today's economy.
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So is cow pelt or hide
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More like absorbent for a few layers of skin. Otter pelt rejects water.
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Hey Kreegah you wanna see my greasy otter pelt?
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Is it hanging over your lumber mill?
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