50 Shades of Glasgow

Wooster · 07-21-2012, 01:05 AM

Wee John ripped her 50p primark tights right off her "F*****' watch ya wee mongo!" shouted Sammy "Ma maw got me them for ma 13th the other day". He pulled down her soakin wet "iloveprimark" pants and slipped the hawn. She had a fanny like a melted Iceland bag, plastered to the back off a 38 bus.

With his Fake Lacoste tracksuit bottoms around his ankles, he gave her a good shaftin'. But It was all over for wee John after he said "its lit shaggin a pale a water, how many ye oan?"

This is the best writing ever!

The official Fifty Shades of Glasgow page. Go on gee it a like ya wee durtay!
http://www.facebook.com/FiftyShadesOfGlasgow

Wooster · 07-21-2012, 01:26 AM

You know what, I have to sticky this now.

I am sure the spirit of Vorn is looking down and smiling from his lighting bolt.

Ride it through the heavens, Vorn.

Err · 07-21-2012, 03:55 AM

Oh, Wooster. I'm glad to see you still sticky crap threads.

Wooster · 07-21-2012, 10:31 AM

Just trying to be like everyone else.

Wooster · 07-21-2012, 10:37 AM

The best:
wee tam was roon the back of a local aldi waitin on his maw, he had snout in mouth and bucky in hand whilst wee destiny was gubbin his baws and strockin his wee hauf inch willy winky, his maw found him and said "haw you ya wee dirty bastart thats nay way tae treat yer sister" !

07-21-2012, 01:05 AM	#1
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 37,202 Rep Power: 33	50 Shades of Glasgow Wee John ripped her 50p primark tights right off her "F****' watch ya wee mongo!" shouted Sammy "Ma maw got me them for ma 13th the other day". He pulled down her soakin wet "iloveprimark" pants and slipped the hawn. She had a fanny like a melted Iceland bag, plastered to the back off a 38 bus. With his Fake Lacoste tracksuit bottoms around his ankles, he gave her a good shaftin'. But It was all over for wee John after he said "its lit shaggin a pale a water, how many ye oan?" This is the best writing ever! The official Fifty Shades of Glasgow page. Go on gee it a like ya wee durtay! http://www.facebook.com/FiftyShadesOfGlasgow __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* Last edited by Wooster; 07-21-2012 at 01:07 AM.

07-21-2012, 01:26 AM	#2
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 37,202 Rep Power: 33	Re: 50 Shades of Glasgow You know what, I have to sticky this now. I am sure the spirit of Vorn is looking down and smiling from his lighting bolt. Ride it through the heavens, Vorn. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

07-21-2012, 10:31 AM	#4
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 37,202 Rep Power: 33	Re: 50 Shades of Glasgow Just trying to be like everyone else. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

07-21-2012, 10:37 AM	#5
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 37,202 Rep Power: 33	Re: 50 Shades of Glasgow The best: wee tam was roon the back of a local aldi waitin on his maw, he had snout in mouth and bucky in hand whilst wee destiny was gubbin his baws and strockin his wee hauf inch willy winky, his maw found him and said "haw you ya wee dirty bastart thats nay way tae treat yer sister" ! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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