Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch

Wooster · 01-28-2012, 02:45 PM

Danzo travels to the Hokage summit with his two lackeys Fuu and Tourune. He is deeply concerned that the whole ninja world is in danger, and he must somehow save everyone. But just as he plans to use Shisui's eye on Mifune, he thinks, "screw these losers. Gaara is a punk, Mei's hair looks like it came form the 80's. Onoki smells like an old folks home. And A just crushed my antique armoire. I am going to use this eye down at Hot Springs and get laid."

As he gets up to leave, a bunch of crap goes down with Sasuke and Madara. So Danzo politely takes his leave. Tobi saves Sasuke's ass from A before A beheads him and takes Karin along to heal the poor Sasuke in his magical box land.

Madara catches up to Danzo and his lackeys. Danzo sends his lackeys to distract Tobi while he takes his leave. During the battle, Torune and Fu actually keep their distance and distract Tobi. But during the battle, Fu chops of his arm and throws it at Tobi and causes him to barf up Sasuke and Karin. Sasuke completes a graceful triple salchow and lands on his feet. Karin hits her head and dies. As the judges give Sasuke four 10's and an 8, from the Russian, he spots Danzo and chases after him.

Now the battle begins. Sasuke vs Danzo. Who will win? Who will get the babes? Who will cry like a little girl about his brother?

YOU DECIDE!

megabbaut · 01-28-2012, 02:47 PM

Sasuke receives an emo heart attack and dies.

Cult of Personality · 01-28-2012, 02:48 PM

My memory of the fight is not the best but I seem to remember something about Karin having to heal him...

PuffPuffPanda · 01-28-2012, 02:48 PM

Danzo gets Kotoamatsukami?

Wooster · 01-28-2012, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cult of Personality

My memory of the fight is not the best but I seem to remember something about Karin having to heal him...

You don't say?

It should be noted, I didn't say anything about Danzo unsealing his arm.

BoxHead · 01-28-2012, 02:54 PM

Since Tobi is in the middle of barfing, he is distracted, unable to help Sauce.

Danzy Devito releases his arm and Sauce releases his Suasnoo. He releases multiple Izanagi's and lets Sasuke waste his eye and chakra, until he appears dead. When Sauce pops out of MS, he can just reappear behind Sasuke and lolstab him with a wind kunai, while Tobi is still throwing up.

Then he goes to the Hot Springs and puts the babes under a genjutsu and gets jiggy.

BoxHead · 01-28-2012, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wooster

You don't say?

It should be noted, I didn't say anything about Danzo unsealing his arm.

Then Danzo dies due to not having an epic Izanagi strategy against Susanoo.

Wooster · 01-28-2012, 02:57 PM

Hmm, I don't know if I agree with any of you yet.

NagatoGod_of_Pain · 01-28-2012, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by PuffPuffPanda

Danzo gets Kotoamatsukami?

I'm sure you mean Sasuke.

But yes, seeing as Danzo hasn't used it, Sasuke gets mind controlled.

BoxHead · 01-28-2012, 02:59 PM

He uses his foxy old charms to distract Sasuke and stab him with a wind kunai.

Wooster · 01-28-2012, 03:00 PM

We are getting closer, but where is the pizazz?

PuffPuffPanda · 01-28-2012, 03:00 PM

Unless Shisui's eye is restricted, that piece of hax solos this.

It freed Itachi from Edo Tensei, is probably the most subtle genjutsu to date, and was expressed by Itachi to work on an EMS Sasuke.

In the manga Danzo was saving Shisui's eye for Tobi. Here he won't hold its powers back and will use it (either for Koto or Izanagi) to kill Sasuke.

BoxHead · 01-28-2012, 03:04 PM

Why would he use Shisui's eyes if he wants to use it to get jiggy at the hot springs?

Foxy old charms, I'm telling you.

Wooster · 01-28-2012, 03:18 PM

Sadly, you are right Danzo must use Shisui's eye and lose the babes.

Thoroughly chagrined about about losing some hot babes, Danzo determines that he must punish his puppet Sasuke down to the deepest level. Sasuke returns to Tobi just as he is finishing off the lackeys. Sasuke wraps his arm around Tobi and say, "Good job, bro."
Tobi says, "Thank, I never knew you care..." as Sasuke Amaterasus Tobi to oblivion.
Sasuke then returns to Danzo, who has unsealed his arm. "I'm gonna give you a whippin boy," says Danzo. Danzo then repeats a battle we are all too familiar with letting Sasuke believe Tobi and Karin are by his side.

To add to Sasuke's pain, Danzo makes Sasuke relive flashbacks of the Uchiha massacre and then tells Sasuke he is Itachi's biggest mistake. Once Danzo stabs Sasuke through, a lady of the night infested with diseases walks by. Danzo has Sasuke bite this disease bag; Sasuke gets full blown AIDS. Danzo then leaves Sasuke with a dream about continually fighting an 80-pound weakling in the village that Sasuke can never beat and who will never leave him alone. These are Sasuke's last though as he drifts off to death.

After Danzo has saved the world once again, he still regrets he must wait until to tomorrow to get laid. Life is not easy for heroes.

BoxHead · 01-28-2012, 03:19 PM

...or foxy old charms.

mrsticky005 · 01-28-2012, 06:52 PM

Danzo wins even without Shisui's eye.

Sasuke "kills" Danzo. Danzo uses Izanagi teleport. Uses Vaccum Bullets and kills Sasuke.

Karin is not there to warn Sasuke so Sasuke doesn't react in time.
Tobi as far as I know is not a sensor and did not appear to know about
Danzo's izanagi beforehand so he does not warn Sasuke. Sasuke dies.

Danzo gets the babes.

Wooster · 01-30-2012, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsticky005

Danzo wins even without Shisui's eye.

Sasuke "kills" Danzo. Danzo uses Izanagi teleport. Uses Vaccum Bullets and kills Sasuke.

Karin is not there to warn Sasuke so Sasuke doesn't react in time.
Tobi as far as I know is not a sensor and did not appear to know about
Danzo's izanagi beforehand so he does not warn Sasuke. Sasuke dies.

Danzo gets the babes.

But he would have to unseal his arm first.

Dr Salt · 01-30-2012, 12:16 PM

You're all assuming that Danzo would actually get a woman.

He is very old, has eyes all over his arm, and a face of a dead guy on his stomach. What woman would go for that? Danzo has no children for a reason.

Hiruzen <3.

Danzo clearly loved Hiruzen, or else he woulda eye-controlled him long long ago.

Wooster · 01-30-2012, 12:28 PM

I am assuming he would not without Shisui's eye.

Maybe Danzo thought that would be cheating. Heck maybe he did use it. Hiruzen didn't stop the Uchiha massacre afterall.

Dr Salt · 01-30-2012, 12:31 PM

Nah, Hiruzen knew too much about the massacre to had to have been tricked. He even protected Sasuke after.

01-28-2012, 02:45 PM	#1
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 36,978 Rep Power: 32	Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch Danzo travels to the Hokage summit with his two lackeys Fuu and Tourune. He is deeply concerned that the whole ninja world is in danger, and he must somehow save everyone. But just as he plans to use Shisui's eye on Mifune, he thinks, "screw these losers. Gaara is a punk, Mei's hair looks like it came form the 80's. Onoki smells like an old folks home. And A just crushed my antique armoire. I am going to use this eye down at Hot Springs and get laid." As he gets up to leave, a bunch of crap goes down with Sasuke and Madara. So Danzo politely takes his leave. Tobi saves Sasuke's ass from A before A beheads him and takes Karin along to heal the poor Sasuke in his magical box land. Madara catches up to Danzo and his lackeys. Danzo sends his lackeys to distract Tobi while he takes his leave. During the battle, Torune and Fu actually keep their distance and distract Tobi. But during the battle, Fu chops of his arm and throws it at Tobi and causes him to barf up Sasuke and Karin. Sasuke completes a graceful triple salchow and lands on his feet. Karin hits her head and dies. As the judges give Sasuke four 10's and an 8, from the Russian, he spots Danzo and chases after him. Now the battle begins. Sasuke vs Danzo. Who will win? Who will get the babes? Who will cry like a little girl about his brother? YOU DECIDE!

01-28-2012, 02:47 PM	#2
megabbaut Debby Downer Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dish town...filled with fish Posts: 8,591 Rep Power: 18	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch Sasuke receives an emo heart attack and dies. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. My theme: YouTube: My Battle Theme: YouTube: GT & PSN: VesicantDegree1

01-28-2012, 02:48 PM	#3
Cult of Personality Super Banned Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,800 Rep Power: 0	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch My memory of the fight is not the best but I seem to remember something about Karin having to heal him...

01-28-2012, 02:48 PM	#4
PuffPuffPanda Apprentice Genin Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 147 Rep Power: 3	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch Danzo gets Kotoamatsukami?

01-28-2012, 02:54 PM	#6
BoxHead P-P-P-PENTAKILL Kuzan Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Dark Side of the Rainbow Posts: 9,244 Rep Power: 21 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch Since Tobi is in the middle of barfing, he is distracted, unable to help Sauce. Danzy Devito releases his arm and Sauce releases his Suasnoo. He releases multiple Izanagi's and lets Sasuke waste his eye and chakra, until he appears dead. When Sauce pops out of MS, he can just reappear behind Sasuke and lolstab him with a wind kunai, while Tobi is still throwing up. Then he goes to the Hot Springs and puts the babes under a genjutsu and gets jiggy. __________________

01-28-2012, 02:57 PM	#8
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 36,978 Rep Power: 32	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch Hmm, I don't know if I agree with any of you yet.

01-28-2012, 02:59 PM	#10
BoxHead P-P-P-PENTAKILL Kuzan Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Dark Side of the Rainbow Posts: 9,244 Rep Power: 21 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch He uses his foxy old charms to distract Sasuke and stab him with a wind kunai. __________________

01-28-2012, 03:00 PM	#11
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 36,978 Rep Power: 32	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch We are getting closer, but where is the pizazz?

01-28-2012, 03:04 PM	#13
BoxHead P-P-P-PENTAKILL Kuzan Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Dark Side of the Rainbow Posts: 9,244 Rep Power: 21 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch Why would he use Shisui's eyes if he wants to use it to get jiggy at the hot springs? Foxy old charms, I'm telling you. __________________

01-28-2012, 03:18 PM	#14
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 36,978 Rep Power: 32	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch Sadly, you are right Danzo must use Shisui's eye and lose the babes. Thoroughly chagrined about about losing some hot babes, Danzo determines that he must punish his puppet Sasuke down to the deepest level. Sasuke returns to Tobi just as he is finishing off the lackeys. Sasuke wraps his arm around Tobi and say, "Good job, bro." Tobi says, "Thank, I never knew you care..." as Sasuke Amaterasus Tobi to oblivion. Sasuke then returns to Danzo, who has unsealed his arm. "I'm gonna give you a whippin boy," says Danzo. Danzo then repeats a battle we are all too familiar with letting Sasuke believe Tobi and Karin are by his side. To add to Sasuke's pain, Danzo makes Sasuke relive flashbacks of the Uchiha massacre and then tells Sasuke he is Itachi's biggest mistake. Once Danzo stabs Sasuke through, a lady of the night infested with diseases walks by. Danzo has Sasuke bite this disease bag; Sasuke gets full blown AIDS. Danzo then leaves Sasuke with a dream about continually fighting an 80-pound weakling in the village that Sasuke can never beat and who will never leave him alone. These are Sasuke's last though as he drifts off to death. After Danzo has saved the world once again, he still regrets he must wait until to tomorrow to get laid. Life is not easy for heroes.

01-28-2012, 03:19 PM	#15
BoxHead P-P-P-PENTAKILL Kuzan Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Dark Side of the Rainbow Posts: 9,244 Rep Power: 21 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch ...or foxy old charms. __________________

01-28-2012, 06:52 PM	#16
mrsticky005 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In the White Text House Posts: 13,912 Rep Power: 23 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch Danzo wins even without Shisui's eye. Sasuke "kills" Danzo. Danzo uses Izanagi teleport. Uses Vaccum Bullets and kills Sasuke. Karin is not there to warn Sasuke so Sasuke doesn't react in time. Tobi as far as I know is not a sensor and did not appear to know about Danzo's izanagi beforehand so he does not warn Sasuke. Sasuke dies. Danzo gets the babes. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Spam once and the forum will be annoyed. Spam twice and warnings will be deployed Spam thrice and a infraction you will receive Spam 8,984 times and a FAIL Agent you''ll soon be. ...At least in my case. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-30-2012, 12:16 PM	#18
Dr Salt Apprentice Genin Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Waco Posts: 153 Rep Power: 3	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch You're all assuming that Danzo would actually get a woman. He is very old, has eyes all over his arm, and a face of a dead guy on his stomach. What woman would go for that? Danzo has no children for a reason. Hiruzen <3. Danzo clearly loved Hiruzen, or else he woulda eye-controlled him long long ago.

01-30-2012, 12:28 PM	#19
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 36,978 Rep Power: 32	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch I am assuming he would not without Shisui's eye. Maybe Danzo thought that would be cheating. Heck maybe he did use it. Hiruzen didn't stop the Uchiha massacre afterall. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-30-2012, 12:31 PM	#20
Dr Salt Apprentice Genin Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Waco Posts: 153 Rep Power: 3	Re: Danzo vs Sasuke: Not a rematch Nah, Hiruzen knew too much about the massacre to had to have been tricked. He even protected Sasuke after.

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