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Old 01-20-2012, 01:33 PM   #1
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Who gets the most women? Both have sexy white hair. Both have beautiful baritones. Both are Jewish???

Who can get the most women in a 24-hour period? They get to choose where they "fish."

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There's no evidence that Jiraiya has ever had sex, while Magneto has three children. That means at least two women have done the nasty with him.

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Jiraiya a virgin? Get out of town.
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I don't believe for one second that Jiraiya is a virgin. Even though normal girls in naruto series don't like him, there are many houses there, and with the money he makes from his books he can have as much fun as he wants hehe
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Mangeto has a better body then most pro Athletes that are fifty plus years younger than him

Magneto and Charles Xavier in old X-men comic flash backs used to run around night clubs and bars looking all fly pimptastic and picking up chicks

hell IIRC without using their powers in one comic pure physical prowess IIRC they beat up a bar full of hells angels and stole their women

original 70's pimps

Jiraiya conversely does seem to be a favorite of strip clubs and bath houses and the antagonistic hostility women have for him seems playful

but he seemed to genuinely love Tsunade so who knows if he ever got poon tang pie

I know for sure Magneto did..there were entire flash backs dedicated to showing how him and Charles were basically Bruce Campbell from the old spice commercials and that most interesting man in the world dude from the beer ones

I'd say that makes it likely that Eric was the bigger womanizer

I mean basically as young men This was Charles Xavier and This was magneto

mind you Jiraiya is basically the Ron Jeremy of his universe..so he might be able to top that but that's quite a mountain to climb

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So the only way Jiraiya wins is if ZZ Top pulls up in their sexmobile?

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And here I thought to give Jiraiya an even playing field.
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Magneto tapped Emma Frost... Nothing can top that.
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So the only way Jiraiya wins is if ZZ Top pulls up in their sexmobile?

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And here I thought to give Jiraiya an even playing field.
that might help a little bit
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You know, Jiraiya's abs are pretty washboardesque too.

And maybe some ladies like the scars?
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You know, Jiraiya's abs are pretty washboardesque too.

And maybe some ladies like the scars?
some ladies do indeed dig the scars

I'm not saying Jiraiya aint ripped..I'm saying Magneto looks like Bruno Sammartino

despite being almost 90 damn years old

mind you some women might be freaked out by that... which might give J-man an edge i dunno
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Jiraiya is a spring chicken at 50.

Aging in comics is so amusing. I assume he and the Professor age and no one else does? The concentratin camp is pretty critical to Magneto' s identity.
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Jiraiya is a spring chicken at 50.

Aging in comics is so amusing. I assume he and the Professor age and no one else does? The concentratin camp is pretty critical to Magneto' s identity.
he's had his youth restored twice...and he's shown such a control over matter through the EM spectrum that he has rebuilt himself mid energy conversion and reversed it (while doing a dozen different things at once no less)

so my assumption is..he has either stopped his aging completely or reverses it every few decades Charles does age but he's also like between fifteen and twenty some years younger than Eric and some of the x-men like Storm gotta be close to 40 but there are middle aged women in real life who look absolutely god like..so her being in fantastic shape isn't unreal

jiraiya does look fantastically young though

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I wish the just keep the characters in there chosen decade. Spiderman in the 2000's city seems so wrong.

He does look good, but it is believable enough. Tsunade on the other hand...
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