Naruto morality test

Cult of Personality · 01-27-2012, 11:52 AM

Naruto is placed in a room with a red button and a blue button. He is informed that he must push one of the two buttons.

If he presses the red button, Sasuke will die and the Narutoverse will know peace and prosperity stretching on unto infinity.

If he pushes the blue button, Sasuke will live and he and Naruto will have the mansex and live happily ever after, but everyone else in the Narutoverse will die a slow incredibly painful death and their souls will endure in agony for all eternity.

Failure to push either button will result in the aforementioned deaths specified in both scenarios, and the Narutoverse will never know peace or prosperity ever again.

Which button does Naruto choose?

Kimimaro Kaguya · 01-27-2012, 11:54 AM

He would choose Blue without thinking xD

Devils Lawyer · 01-27-2012, 12:14 PM

He has clones so he chooses both.

Ultimate combatant · 01-27-2012, 12:26 PM

He`d press the red button!!!

Cult of Personality · 01-27-2012, 01:32 PM

Are you certain?

The Immortal Watch Dog · 01-27-2012, 01:33 PM

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He`d press the red button!!!

I doubt that..he hyper ventilated and fainted when he was told Sasuke attacked the five kages

Wooster · 01-27-2012, 01:33 PM

He presses both buttons. We already know this from canon.

Cult of Personality · 01-27-2012, 01:34 PM

If he presses both buttons, then Sasuke ceases to exist, because he can not be both alive and dead at the same time, and everyone in the Narutoverse dies and Naruto is left alone and he starts bawing like a little girl and then goes insane and kills himself.

Nightmare Luffy · 01-27-2012, 01:53 PM

Im pretty sure this is a joke thread & theres nothing but Naruto haters here, but I think its pretty obvious in a serious situation hed hit the red button.

Wooster · 01-27-2012, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Cult of Personality

If he presses both buttons, then Sasuke ceases to exist, because he can not be both alive and dead at the same time, and everyone in the Narutoverse dies and Naruto is left alone and he starts bawing like a little girl and then goes insane and kills himself.

No, I think Naruto and Sasuke both die. Everyone else is happy, at least the 10% who live.

joon61 · 01-27-2012, 03:03 PM

naruto is not that stupid.he would press the red button.

Cult of Personality · 01-27-2012, 03:13 PM

It's not a matter of stupidity, it's a matter of selfishness and self-centeredness. Two traits that Naruto possesses in abundance.

NBT · 01-27-2012, 03:20 PM

Blue button.

e710 · 01-27-2012, 04:08 PM

Blue button for sure Sasuke had girls on his lap and cared about Itachi I'm sure Naruto will fill that hole

Uchiha Sora · 01-27-2012, 05:04 PM

He would choose the red button since he wants to be hokage... And he can't be hokage if the villagers are dead

And being Hokage still has priority over Sasuke

I mean Sasuke is pretty much equal to jiraiya and iruka. Jiraiya is like his grandpa and iruka is like his older brother/dad.. and he still likes Sakura for god knows why -_-

But of course once he remembers the sex he'll press the blue button.

Cult of Personality · 01-27-2012, 05:08 PM

One could argue that if he's the only one left, it would be easier for him to become Hokage, since there would be no one to compete with for the job. Sasuke certainly has no interest in becoming Hokage.

Devils Lawyer · 01-27-2012, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Cult of Personality

If he presses both buttons, then Sasuke ceases to exist, because he can not be both alive and dead at the same time, and everyone in the Narutoverse dies and Naruto is left alone and he starts bawing like a little girl and then goes insane and kills himself.

He can always become an edo.

NBT · 01-27-2012, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Uchiha_Sora

He would choose the red button since he wants to be hokage... And he can't be hokage if the villagers are dead

And being Hokage still has priority over Sasuke

I mean Sasuke is pretty much equal to the entire leaf village. Jiraiya is like his grandpa and iruka is like his older brother/dad.. and he still likes Sakura for god knows why -_-

But of course once he remembers the sex he'll press the blue button.

Fixed that for ya.

Kill off a few fodder and Sasuke'll easily out weigh konoha.

Kuromaki · 01-27-2012, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by e710

Blue button for sure Sasuke had girls on his lap and cared about Itachi I'm sure Naruto will fill that hole

i see what you did there,

The Immortal Watch Dog · 01-27-2012, 08:28 PM

Naruto still wants to save Sasuke despite the blood on his hands the pain he has caused..and the sheer danger a living uchia who's been indoctrinated in their mentality and culture of racism represents.

Man is very selfish even if he tries to justify it by ending hatred or whatever

01-27-2012, 11:52 AM	#1
Cult of Personality Super Banned Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,800 Rep Power: 0	Naruto morality test Naruto is placed in a room with a red button and a blue button. He is informed that he must push one of the two buttons. If he presses the red button, Sasuke will die and the Narutoverse will know peace and prosperity stretching on unto infinity. If he pushes the blue button, Sasuke will live and he and Naruto will have the mansex and live happily ever after, but everyone else in the Narutoverse will die a slow incredibly painful death and their souls will endure in agony for all eternity. Failure to push either button will result in the aforementioned deaths specified in both scenarios, and the Narutoverse will never know peace or prosperity ever again. Which button does Naruto choose? Last edited by Cult of Personality; 01-27-2012 at 02:05 PM.

01-27-2012, 11:54 AM	#2
Kimimaro Kaguya Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 4,305 Rep Power: 7	Re: Naruto morality test He would choose Blue without thinking xD

01-27-2012, 12:14 PM	#3
Devils Lawyer Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: May 2011 Location: In the hole Posts: 4,594 Rep Power: 12	Re: Naruto morality test He has clones so he chooses both.

01-27-2012, 12:26 PM	#4
Ultimate combatant Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,164 Rep Power: 14	Re: Naruto morality test He`d press the red button!!!

01-27-2012, 01:32 PM	#5
Cult of Personality Super Banned Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,800 Rep Power: 0	Re: Naruto morality test Are you certain?

01-27-2012, 01:33 PM	#7
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 36,972 Rep Power: 32	Re: Naruto morality test He presses both buttons. We already know this from canon.

01-27-2012, 01:34 PM	#8
Cult of Personality Super Banned Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,800 Rep Power: 0	Re: Naruto morality test If he presses both buttons, then Sasuke ceases to exist, because he can not be both alive and dead at the same time, and everyone in the Narutoverse dies and Naruto is left alone and he starts bawing like a little girl and then goes insane and kills himself.

01-27-2012, 01:53 PM	#9
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joon61 Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Trying to eleminate the source of people's problems. Or make their day better by saying funny things Posts: 10,756 Rep Power: 17 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Naruto morality test naruto is not that stupid.he would press the red button. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-27-2012, 03:13 PM	#12
Cult of Personality Super Banned Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,800 Rep Power: 0	Re: Naruto morality test It's not a matter of stupidity, it's a matter of selfishness and self-centeredness. Two traits that Naruto possesses in abundance.

01-27-2012, 03:20 PM	#13
NBT Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Knoxville,Tennessee Posts: 8,424 Rep Power: 0	Re: Naruto morality test Blue button.

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e710 Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Red Half of the San Siro, with Balotelli Posts: 2,284 Rep Power: 9	Re: Naruto morality test Blue button for sure Sasuke had girls on his lap and cared about Itachi I'm sure Naruto will fill that hole

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Uchiha Sora Has a Keyblade Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chillin with Mabel and Waddles in Gravity Falls Posts: 9,683 Rep Power: 14	Re: Naruto morality test He would choose the red button since he wants to be hokage... And he can't be hokage if the villagers are dead And being Hokage still has priority over Sasuke I mean Sasuke is pretty much equal to jiraiya and iruka. Jiraiya is like his grandpa and iruka is like his older brother/dad.. and he still likes Sakura for god knows why -_- But of course once he remembers the sex he'll press the blue button. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Uchiha Sora; 01-27-2012 at 05:10 PM.

01-27-2012, 05:08 PM	#16
Cult of Personality Super Banned Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,800 Rep Power: 0	Re: Naruto morality test One could argue that if he's the only one left, it would be easier for him to become Hokage, since there would be no one to compete with for the job. Sasuke certainly has no interest in becoming Hokage.

01-27-2012, 08:28 PM	#20
The Immortal Watch Dog Mad dog on a loose leash Justice of the BG Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 6,956 Rep Power: 18	Re: Naruto morality test Naruto still wants to save Sasuke despite the blood on his hands the pain he has caused..and the sheer danger a living uchia who's been indoctrinated in their mentality and culture of racism represents. Man is very selfish even if he tries to justify it by ending hatred or whatever

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