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| Miscellaneous Aggregation of Pond Scum |
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| Gram-Positive Bacteria |
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| Gram-Negative Bacteria |
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| RNA Virus |
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| DNA Virus |
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| DNA/RNA Super Virus |
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| Domino Effect Prion Degenaration Pandemic |
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| Roundworm |
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| Tapeworm |
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| Worm (other) |
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| Ringworm in Brain |
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| Bot Fly Larvae |
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| Snail Parasites |
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| Chiggers |
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| Rickettsia (now classified as a Bacteria sub-group) |
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| Paramecia |
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| Amoeba |
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| Non-operative "benign" tumors |
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| Malignant tumors |
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| Gingivitis Unchecked |
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| Random Chemical Concoction |
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| Lightly Roasted Torture Victim Where DNA is Affected by Burns |
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| Successful Inter-species Breeding Program |
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| Too Much Cow Gas Accumulation in Atmosphere |
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| Tasty Lichen |
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| Deep-Sea Sponge |
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| Carnivorous Sponge |
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| Rabies |
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| Scabies |
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| Dung Beetle |
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| Dung Beetle Dungball Mistakenly Taken for Meatball |
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| Sustained Carbon Monoxide Poisoning |
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| Shark-Fin Liver (Should Have Been a Red Flag Right There!) |
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| The Bends |
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| Heroin Detox |
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| Alopecia |
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| Natural Genome Corruption |
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| Digestion of Raw Vegetation |
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| Too Much Sexual Interaction |
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| Moles |
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| The Other Moles |
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| Voles |
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| Shrews |
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| Hobo Spiders |
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| Snake Venom |
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| Curse of a Shaman |
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| Voodoo Ritual |
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| Corporate Policy |
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| Spontaneous Combustion Releasing Massive Spore Cloud Immune to Flame |
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| Alien Bio-Weapon |
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| Huffing Paint |
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| Snorting Smarties |
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| Trans-Fats |
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| Laser Exposure |
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| Improper Shielding When X-Rayed |
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| Multiple Scleroses |
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| By the Bastard Vermin Which Extinguished the Dinosaurs |
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| Louisiana Cooking |
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| Ingestion of Pills Made from Fetuses to Maximize Fertility |
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| Huffing Sulfides from Otherwise Odorless Gases |
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| Touched by Angel, the Walking STI |
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| Awoke on the Wrong Side of the Bed |
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| Albatross Droppings Bombard Pate and Seep into Braincase |
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| Kissing--a Vile Form of Oral Sex |
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| Circumcision Gone Wrong |
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| World Sanctions Against Breast Milk and Formula Babies Mutate to Adapt |
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| Modern Music Becomes Only Music |
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| Baskin Robbins Introduces 1,906 Ice Cream Flavors, Including Tuna and Bologna and Cow Udder (Exclusively for Uruguay) |
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| Grub Bites Carrot, Human Eats Carrot and Contracts Vile Illness |
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| The One Who Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Should Have Stayed Behind |
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| Sputnik Babies |
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| Television Viewing Average Jumps to 96 Hours a Week |
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| Herniated Disk Becomes Unbearable |
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| Proliferate Profanity Ulcerates Uvula |
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| Moon Affects Minds Like it Affects Tides |
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| Terraforming Deserts Gone Awry |
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| Raw Bacon |
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| Nuclear Implosions |
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| Bosons |
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| Chemistry Conniptions |
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| Listening to Slam Poets |
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| Drinking Sea Brine |
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| Overcoming Heart Palpitations by Randomly Biting Your Limbs, Then Never Cleaning Wounds Sustained |
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| Inbreeding Takes its Toll |
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| McDonald's Entire Menu Becomes Worldwide Food Staple |
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| Ants Already Have it and Pass it on to the Bloke Who Eats Chocolate-Covered Ants |
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| Whooping Cough |
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| Querrulous Pidgeon-feeders (Old Geezers) |
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| Coffee Spills On Servers and Man is Exposed to Life-Altering Sparks |
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| One Guy Pretends He is a Zombie, Everyone Else Immitates Until Method Actor Eats Brains and Sheet Gets Real |
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| Out-of-Touch Japanese Hold-over from World War II Concocts Brilliant Plan to Concquer America but Over-achieves |
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| Canada Says Pollution is Inevitable, Allows Roads Built Everywhere, and World's Last Bastion of Purifying Agents (Coniferous Forests) Perishes |
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| Mexico Exports Chihuahua-based Tacos |
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| Altar Boy Raises Cannibal Cult to Punish Sinful Fathers |
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| Charles Manson Gets Parole and Launches Phase II of His Cult |
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| Janet Reno Goes Waco on Michael Moore's Hideout--Proves an Insufficient Measure |
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| Somebody Shacks up with Linda Tripp |
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| Custodian Over-Sanitizes Toilet Seat |
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| Custodian Under-Sanitizes Toilet Seat, and Butt Gaskets Cannot Stymie Microbe Assault |
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| Comatose Patient Achieves Consciousness After 12 Years and is Still Clinically Brain Dead Despite Apparent Alertness |
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| Janitor Neglects to Wipe Down Ballustrade |
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| Maintenance Man Neglects to Wipe Down Plinth at the Smithsonian |
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| Maintenance Man Neglects Worn Pipe Fitting and Bursting Cess Infects Tenants |
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| Buzzards Devour Abomination (Modern Day Elephant Man) and Redneck Devours Buzzard |
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| Bob Barker's Crusade to Neutralize Pet Reproduction Fails and Feral Cats Bury Turds in Aquifers--Brita and Pur Unable to Cope |
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| Because Jesus Ordains it as Heavenly Punishment |
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Zombie Apocalypse
This won't be the typical debate, as there are multiple choices to discuss, but the spirit of debates should still hold sway! Which choice, and why? Don't forget the civil equivalent of a vicious rebuttal!
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Couldn't resist the albatross vote. xD //will articulate a better response at school cuz english will be boring,but I have to go at the moment
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
gulper eels says it all lol
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Please.... you're all wrong. It's the Slam Poets!!!! Everyone cover your ears and run!
Although, I am encouraged on a personal note, as the cause of the zombies in the screen play I had started writing is not on the list. Huzzah!
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Raw bacon, how else would you think it would spread so quickly?!
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Upon listening to the Slam poets, people become proponents of the antipoetry movement. People picket and roit until poetry is erased from all of culture. Eventually this thinking spreads to all creative activities. Creativity being a thing of the past, cold hard logic rules with an iron fist, while the human population continues to rise. Logic being the only thought process around, they erase all viable options down to two choices: 1) Eat each other. 2) Mandate sex to be a government controlled act. Obviously, the most logical choice won out.... Cannibalism.
Yea... that's right. I went there. 
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
The cure for cancer for the win.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
One Guy Pretends He is a Zombie, Everyone Else Immitates Until Method Actor Eats Brains and Sheet Gets Real.
Not logical, yet the only possible way humans would begin eating each other in public. Though peer influence has caused individuals to do even more extreme things. Referring to cases such as Charles Manson. Give a bunch of kids drugs, they start eating each other and going mad. Last edited by [Shikamaru]; 12-07-2011 at 08:17 PM. |
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On a serious note, it's totally going to be because of Genetics. Gene-Splicing, cloning, all of it is a bad idea. I dare you to argue with me, I will cite references.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Corn. I win. :3
Wait, laser exposure... BRAaAaAaaaaaAAAaaIns.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Nu it is obviously corporate policy p=
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Exactly.
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