The Adventures of Jimminy Joe Humbledorp

[Nick Tasogare]

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This is just a simple RP with no specific plot or any of that. I just want to have fun
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Characters:

Username: Nick Tasogare
Character Name: Jimminy Joe Humbledorp
Age: 23
Sex: Male
Orientation: Straight Mon. - Tues., Asexual Wed. - Fri., Gay Sat. - Sun., Abstinent on Holidays.
Special Skill/Ability/Talent/Thing: Magical saliva. Most times the effects are that it that can heal wounds or cause extreme pain/death.
Bio: Unknown, he has no memory of his past. All he knows is that his left arm is red and his right foot is gold. He's also somewhat mentally handicapped.

Username: Sasori-ANAC
Character Name: John 'Jacob-Jingleheimmer' Smit
Age: I live forever and look like I'm 21
Sex: Male
Orientation: Straight (All the time)
Special Skill/Ability/Talent/Thing: The skill of all other languages being known and easily persuades people.
Bio: Has lived life since 1 AC, was actually one of the wise men, and has lived forever since knowing many bits of history.

Username: CardCaptor Sakura.
Character Name: Vexxington Dinkleburg.
Age: 12.
Sex: Female.
Orientation: Pansexual.
Special Skill: I can count to potato, and my favorite color is ham.
Bio: Mommy tried to babort me.

Username: Luna Mikazuki
Character Name: Pernis "Dee-Dee" Sockfellow
Age: 16
Sex: Not a virgin/Female
Orientation: Straight
Special Skill/Ability/Talent/Thing: I can fit my whole fist in my mouth, and my boobs can tell when it's raining.
Bio: She was born and raised on a farm. Her father used to beat us and the family and they all had to bump nasties...even with the animals. She ran away to live with a circus, where she found out some of her special abilities.

Username: Maikeru Shinigami
Character Name: Vincent Antagon
Age: 24
Sex: Male
Orientation: Hates Everyone
Special Skill/Ability/Talent/Thing: Spelling and grammar skills are higher than a second grade level. Ambidextrous.
Bio: Vincent is somewhat schizophrenic.

Username: J-Sun Tasogare
Character Name: Roflberry A. Pwncakes
Age: 21
Sex: Only for Money
Orientation: Straight
Special Skill/Ability/Talent/Thing: I have three thumbs on my ass that shoot magic haxx0r beams
Bio: Roflberry used to be a dwarf, until one day he tried experimental Viagra that made him grow two feet, his height even increased a few inches as well. That special pill for down days had some side-effects however because he grew three thumbs on his ass. Don't ask for a thumb war.

[Space Cowboy Sasori]

Username: Sasori-ANAC
Character Name: John 'Jacob-Jingleheimmer' Smit
Age: I live forever and look like I'm 21
Sex: Male
Orientation: Straight (All the time)
Special Skill: The skill of all other languages being known and easily persuades people.
Bio: Has lived life since 1 AC, was actually one of the wise men, and has lived forever since knowing many bits of history.

[Vex]

Username: CardCaptor Sakura.
Character Name: Vexxington Dinkleburg.
Age: 12.
Sex: Female.
Orientation: Pansexual.
Special Skill: I can count to potato, and my favorite color is ham.
Bio: Mommy tried to babort me.

[Luna Mikazuki]

Username: Luna Mikazuki
Character Name: Pernis "Dee-Dee" Sockfellow
Age: 16
Sex: Not a virgin/Female
Orientation: Straight
Special Skill/Ability/Talent/Thing: I can fit my whole fist in my mouth, and my boobs can tell when it's raining.
Bio: She was born and raised on a farm. Her father used to beat us and the family and they all had to bump nasties...even with the animals. She ran away to live with a circus, where she found out some of her special abilities.

Will be edited with more character info.

[Nick Tasogare]

Jimminy Joe Humbledorp ((JJ for short) walked down the street and entered the ice cream shop. He stopped and looked around, all the posters of ice cream caused his tongue to roll out of his mouth and hang to the side. He laughed a sort of laugh that ca only be laughed by someone as special as him, and he walked to the desk and ordered some ice cream. His saliva dripped onto the counter, and when the man tried to clean it up, the special properties of JJ's saliva caused the man's hand to set ablaze and then proceed to fall off.

[Vex]

Vex always at JJ's side, she pets him.

[Nick Tasogare]

"Massah Vex, wan sum mah eyes creem?" JJ asks his favorite master, Vexxington.

[Luna Mikazuki]

Dee-Dee walked into the ice cream shop and layed her eyes upon the flamed counter-dude. The fire alarm set of sprinklers in the building.

"Oh dear goodness." Dee checked her boobs. "I think it's raining."

[Nick Tasogare]

"Nuuuuuhhhhh my ithe keem get't'all wet!!!" JJ exclaimed, his words slurred and hard to understand because of his.... condition. He cried, and his nose became all snotty. His tongue rolled out again and burnt a hole in the table, through which the ice cream fell. This angered JJ and he started flailing.

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

Username: Maikeru Shinigami
Character Name: Vincent Antagon
Age: 24
Sex: Male
Orientation: Hates Everyone
Special Skill/Ability/Talent/Thing: Spelling and grammar skills are higher than a second grade level. Ambidextrous.
Bio: Vincent is somewhat schizophrenic.

[Luna Mikazuki]

Dee drags her boobs against the wall, searching for ghosts.

[J-Sun Tasogare]

Username: J-Sun Tasogare
Character Name: Roflberry A. Pwncakes
Age: 21
Sex: Only for Money
Orientation: Straight
Special Skill/Ability/Talent/Thing: I have three thumbs on my ass that shoot magic haxx0r beams
Bio: Roflberry used to be a dwarf, until one day he tried experimental Viagra that made him grow two feet, his height even increased a few inches as well. That special pill for down days had some side-effects however because he grew three thumbs on his ass. Don't ask for a thumb war.

[Vex]

Vex fixes her eyes on Roflberry. In an instant, his facial hair falls off. 'A NEW ABILITY!' she exclaims.

[Nick Tasogare]

Spotting the facial hair on the ground beneath Roflyberry, JJ drops to the floor and crawls over to where it has fallen and sticks it onto his face.

[J-Sun Tasogare]

Originally Posted by CardCaptor Sakura

Vex fixes her eyes on Roflberry. In an instant, his facial hair falls off. 'A NEW ABILITY!' she exclaims.

Roflberry's midget self marched over to Vexxington to get his precious beard back, however on his long trip of ten feet (it's a lot for the little guys) he became tangled in Dee-Dee's superior facial hair.

[Luna Mikazuki]

Originally Posted by J-Sun Tasogare

Roflberry's midget self marched over to Vexxington to get his precious beard back, however on his long trip of ten feet (it's a lot for the little guys) he became tangled in Dee-Dee's superior facial hair.

Dee feels something stinky in her facial hair.

"Excuse me, Sir, but I'm searching for rain."

[J-Sun Tasogare]

Originally Posted by Luna Mikazuki

Dee feels something stinky in her facial hair.

"Excuse me, Sir, but I'm searching for rain."

Roflberry finally escapes from the forest of facial hair, and quickly scurries away to continue hating on the giant folk.

[Space Cowboy Sasori]

JJJS was just walking down the sidewalk saying hi to everybody in a different language eachtime for fun. Then he would persuade them to drop down and give them 20 in a different language and they would, because he'd use German and that's an angry language.

[Luna Mikazuki]

Originally Posted by J-Sun Tasogare

Roflberry finally escapes from the forest of facial hair, and quickly scurries away to continue hating on the giant folk.

Dee sighs to herself and puts her fist in her mouth.

"GOD, the nerve of some people.."

[Nick Tasogare]

JJ licks his entire face with his magical tongue, causing the facial hair acquired from to grown tenfold, turning the entire ice cream shop into a sweaty, greasy forest much like a larger version of Dee-Dee's fur.