Wurst RPG - Page 2

Maikeru D. Shinigami · 09-26-2011, 09:48 AM

Oh, hello, Kreegah!, what ingenious bastard has locked us in this room? Was it Jigsaw again?

mrsticky005 · 09-26-2011, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Maikeru Shinigami

Oh, hello, Kreegah!, what ingenious bastard has locked us in this room? Was it Jigsaw again?

As you chit chat with Kreegah the pigeon flies away with bacon

Bacon · 09-26-2011, 09:51 AM

Hurray, I'm going to candy land?

Maikeru D. Shinigami · 09-26-2011, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

Hurray, I'm going to candy land?

Nah, you're going to Candy Mountain. Yeah Charlie, Candy Mountain!

mrsticky005 · 09-26-2011, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

Hurray, I'm going to candy land?

The pigeon flies high to the air. With it's keen eagle eyes
it sees it's destination. SMOKEY GRILL LAND.

mrsticky005 · 09-26-2011, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maikeru Shinigami

Nah, you're going to Candy Mountain. Yeah Charlie, Candy Mountain!

Maikeru looks up and starts talking.

Acid Rain falls into his mouth.

Maikeru is now deathly ill.

Bacon · 09-26-2011, 09:54 AM

Are there other captives like me?

mrsticky005 · 09-26-2011, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

Are there other captives like me?

The pigeon thinks to itself "I have found the last piece of bacon...

THE WORLD IS MINE!"

Bacon · 09-26-2011, 09:57 AM

The pidgeon is mistakenly shot by a duck hunter

mrsticky005 · 09-26-2011, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Bacon

The pidgeon is mistakenly shot by a duck hunter

The pigeon catches the bullet in it's teeth and spits it back out.

The duck explodes into pie.

Bacon · 09-26-2011, 10:01 AM

The pie is a lie, it's a IED

mrsticky005 · 09-26-2011, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Bacon

The pie is a lie, it's a IED

the IED is blueberry flavor

Bacon · 09-26-2011, 10:04 AM

The pidgeon's allergic to blueberries

Rotate · 09-26-2011, 10:13 AM

I choose down. o.o

Maikeru D. Shinigami · 09-26-2011, 10:14 AM

Maikeru uses his godmod powers to overcome the illness and then shoots the acid rain with a gun.

Kreegah!!! · 09-26-2011, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsticky005

the bacon sizzles deliciously

Not understanding a word of English the pigeon thinks you are here
to steal it's delicious bacon and claws at your face with it's iron talons.

Scarred for life from a potato-mashing incident, Kreegah! is unharmed and unaffected by the avian tirade.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsticky005

You choose right but your body moves to the left.

You bump into Kreegah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maikeru Shinigami

Oh, hello, Kreegah!, what ingenious bastard has locked us in this room? Was it Jigsaw again?

No clue, I just blundered in on a bus. That pigeon has ingested Bacon. That soul belongs to ME.

Although if it infests the bird I may tame myself a useful pet. The dominant language here seems to be Pigeon. With Bacon and Pigeon together, we can communicate somewhat through a Pigeon-English compromise of sorts. We must rule this rabble.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsticky005

The pigeon flies high to the air. With it's keen eagle eyes
it sees it's destination. SMOKEY GRILL LAND.

I don't kbow where it's headed, but we should follow.

shinmarubountyhunter · 09-26-2011, 12:48 PM

I choose Left

deidara#1 · 09-26-2011, 12:57 PM

I choose to stomp the pigeon to death.

mrsticky005 · 09-26-2011, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

The pidgeon's allergic to blueberries

The pigeon dies. Bacon falls to his death. His crispy delicious death.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rotate

I choose down. o.o

You fall. On your face. On the marble floor.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maikeru Shinigami

Maikeru uses his godmod powers to overcome the illness and then shoots the acid rain with a gun.

By using his godmod powers Maikeru has made himself even more ill.

A doctor is needed immediately!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

Scarred for life from a potato-mashing incident, Kreegah! is unharmed and unaffected by the avian tirade.

No clue, I just blundered in on a bus. That pigeon has ingested Bacon. That soul belongs to ME.

Although if it infests the bird I may tame myself a useful pet. The dominant language here seems to be Pigeon. With Bacon and Pigeon together, we can communicate somewhat through a Pigeon-English compromise of sorts. We must rule this rabble.

I don't kbow where it's headed, but we should follow.

The acid rain stings bitterly upon the scars Kreegah got from the pigeon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by shinmarubountyhunter

I choose Left

Shikamarubountyhunter finds himself in a forest with a lot of trees
and a wired telephone that's unplugged. Shikamarubountyhunter
walks into a tree of sharp and pointy objects.

Quote:

Originally Posted by deidara#1

I choose to stomp the pigeon to death.

Dr. Deidara # 1 is imagining things and steps on Dr. Deidara's foot
thinking foot is pigeon. Dr. Deidara is inside a trash compacter.

Kreegah!!! · 09-27-2011, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsticky005

The pigeon dies. Bacon falls to his death. His crispy delicious death.

You fall. On your face. On the marble floor.

By using his godmod powers Maikeru has made himself even more ill.

A doctor is needed immediately!

The acid rain stings bitterly upon the scars Kreegah got from the pigeon.

Shikamarubountyhunter finds himself in a forest with a lot of trees
and a wired telephone that's unplugged. Shikamarubountyhunter
walks into a tree of sharp and pointy objects.

Dr. Deidara # 1 is imagining things and steps on Dr. Deidara's foot
thinking foot is pigeon. Dr. Deidara is inside a trash compacter.

Have you any Salve, Maik? My face is BURNING. Also, I heard a man in the forest weeping. Should we investigate?

09-26-2011, 09:48 AM	#21
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09-26-2011, 09:51 AM	#23
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09-26-2011, 10:13 AM	#34
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09-26-2011, 10:14 AM	#35
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