Command Line Interface - Page 6

Kunoichi · 10-09-2011, 04:09 PM

Command: DOCK
Command: Find cure

Hando Craap · 10-09-2011, 04:30 PM

1 Dice Roll

Description	Dice	Result
*8 Trigrams 128 palms	8d128	483
->	d128	126
->	d128	114
->	d128	103
->	d128	46
->	d128	36
->	d128	36
->	d128	19
->	d128	3

I went to the start of this thread...lmao
is it too late for me to join in?

Kunoichi · 10-09-2011, 04:49 PM

Kreegah, can Hando join my sub team?

mrsticky005 · 10-09-2011, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muffintop

I don't knooooow, sacrificial offering sounds dangerous.

Oh it's perfectly safe!

Spoiler:

Blind Uchiha · 10-09-2011, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

A standard issue K3-D26b Butter Knife remains holstered at your thigh. A passing crew member identified as custodial staff has heard your cry and directs you toward Ye Olde Radio Shack Shoppe & Ice Cream Parlour--you may find weapons there.

The nryll-beasts encroacheth from yon wastes. They are yet undetected; they sense your scrumptious flesh.

Maintenance Technician Navy Recruit Level 5 Stevedore/Inspector Gerry "No U" Spalding is suffering cold-sweats and inexplicable twitches.

Following the directions of the custodian, I enter a quite convenietly located old Radio Shack/Ice Cream Parlor. My cold hands shake as I reach to touch the butter knife at my thigh. Damn military standard issue weapons are only defensive. I need some firepower... I could use some ice cream...

Stepping up to the counter, I call out to an employee to help me find what I need.

Kreegah!!! · 10-10-2011, 06:46 AM

1 Dice Roll

Description	Dice	Result
*Dock	5d6	16
->	d6	6
->	d6	4
->	d6	3
->	d6	2
->	d6	1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hando Craap

*LMAO
Command: Query
Query: You sure that it's only your monkey?

The monkeys wish to use him for experimentation. Social experiments.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kunoichi

Command: DOCK
Command: Find cure

Processing...

Not quite a small straight means a low chance. LUK not enough for a pass. Pay ten gold to dock. Cure command on hold. Try for reduced pricing?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hando Craap

I went to the start of this thread...lmao
is it too late for me to join in?

Saving for Chapter One...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kunoichi

Kreegah, can Hando join my sub team?

Acceptable. You need a chef--preferably named. Muffin and Noctis may join, too, I suppose, but then we lock it down barring one reserved spot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsticky005

Oh it's perfectly safe!

Spoiler:

Your knowledge of the indigenous tribes is suspicious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind Uchiha

Following the directions of the custodian, I enter a quite conveniently located old Radio Shack/Ice Cream Parlor. My cold hands shake as I reach to touch the butter knife at my thigh. Damn military standard issue weapons are only defensive. I need some firepower... I could use some ice cream...

Stepping up to the counter, I call out to an employee to help me find what I need.

Too bad you need a chef for the ice cream.

Reinhold appraises you. A distant bestial howl sounds--unrelated to the nryll-beasts which have no means to vocally communicate beyond sepulchral huffs and snarls.

This will be fun.

Hando Craap · 10-10-2011, 04:58 PM

Command: Serve Ice cream

Kreegah!!! · 10-11-2011, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hando Craap

Command: Serve Ice cream

I figured Kuno's sub would only serve nails and fermented quinine.

mrsticky005 · 10-14-2011, 06:51 AM

I use Summoning Jutsu to summon myself into the summon summoned by the summoning jutsu i just summoned.

Bacon · 10-14-2011, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

You are mistaken in thinking I am a machine. You have been trolled.

I conTROLL your body. What would you like me to say and do? Hurry, the now loosed monkeys have a lustful eye.

You are mistaken to think I can be controlled, for I am the combination of pork and JESUS!

Kreegah!!! · 10-14-2011, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsticky005

I use Summoning Jutsu to summon myself into the summon summoned by the summoning jutsu i just summoned.

The summoning fails the intended purpose and Sticky is translated to the fore-plains while nryll-beasts mysteriously appear on the bridge. They are hungrily eyeing the crew.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

You are mistaken to think I can be controlled, for I am the combination of pork and JESUS!

Your name is Rudolph Mengele, and your insolence at assuming God-hood and porcine splendor has cost you greatly. Your ship--currently being manipulated by rogue monkeys to randomly rescue or destroy crew and goods from the long-forgotten civilian freighter--is supernaturally struck by natural lightning. Giant blue Jet lightning to be more specific. Power outages everywhere and your most vile experiments escape.

Repent Y/N?

Kunoichi · 10-14-2011, 06:03 PM

What ever happened to smiles? D:

mrsticky005 · 10-14-2011, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

The summoning fails the intended purpose and Sticky is translated to the fore-plains while nryll-beasts mysteriously appear on the bridge. They are hungrily eyeing the crew.

Your name is Rudolph Mengele, and your insolence at assuming God-hood and porcine splendor has cost you greatly. Your ship--currently being manipulated by rogue monkeys to randomly rescue or destroy crew and goods from the long-forgotten civilian freighter--is supernaturally struck by natural lightning. Giant blue Jet lightning to be more specific. Power outages everywhere and your most vile experiments escape.

Repent Y/N?

I take the elevator and stop on the 23rd floor.

Bacon · 10-14-2011, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

The summoning fails the intended purpose and Sticky is translated to the fore-plains while nryll-beasts mysteriously appear on the bridge. They are hungrily eyeing the crew.

Your name is Rudolph Mengele, and your insolence at assuming God-hood and porcine splendor has cost you greatly. Your ship--currently being manipulated by rogue monkeys to randomly rescue or destroy crew and goods from the long-forgotten civilian freighter--is supernaturally struck by natural lightning. Giant blue Jet lightning to be more specific. Power outages everywhere and your most vile experiments escape.

Repent Y/N?

NO, your empty threats do not invoke any fear unto me

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kunoichi

What ever happened to smiles? D:

First the base, now the smiles?

Kunoichi · 10-14-2011, 06:53 PM

Smiles is the name of my familiar you noob

Hando Craap · 10-14-2011, 07:03 PM

1 Dice Roll

Description	Dice	Result
*8 Trigrams 128 palms	8d128	378
->	d128	126
->	d128	105
->	d128	48
->	d128	44
->	d128	39
->	d128	9
->	d128	6
->	d128	1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

I figured Kuno's sub would only serve nails and fermented quinine.

She hasn't asked for a weapon yet. In which case I have a 24v Nail gun,case,4 batteries and charger,and on the bottom shelf of the black rack near the rear door, are 4 cases of nails 16d and 20d. I also have 8 , 30oz. cans of high flammable degreaser and a couple of wand lighters.

Kunoichi · 10-14-2011, 07:04 PM

^don't forget to grab WD40 and some duck tape, we can fix anything with that.

Bacon · 10-14-2011, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kunoichi

Smiles is the name of my familiar you noob

u kalld me nub

Hando Craap · 10-14-2011, 07:09 PM

And in the old metal tool box I have a box of 12ga. shells. We might be able to cover our rear as we exit.

Kreegah!!! · 10-14-2011, 07:13 PM

1 Dice Roll

Description	Dice	Result
*Command is success	5d6	12
->	d6	5
->	d6	3
->	d6	2
->	d6	1
->	d6	1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kunoichi

What ever happened to smiles? D:

See below.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

Processing...

Not quite a small straight means a low chance. LUK not enough for a pass. Pay ten gold to dock. Cure command on hold. Try for reduced pricing?

Acceptable. You need a chef--preferably named. Muffin and Noctis may join, too, I suppose, but then we lock it down barring one reserved spot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsticky005

I take the elevator and stop on the 23rd floor.

Processing...
But Thirteenth Floor would be more appropriate...

Failed. Corporal Cow is flummoxed. Command?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

NO, your empty threats do not invoke any fear unto me

First the base, now the smiles?

You are discombobulated from multiple research pet attacks. You awaken with many a sore orifice and note with dismay that your ship and the other one have landed (crashed) onto a wide metropolis overseeing a major port. The wharf is in disrepair and many citizens are dead. The good news is the Rhesus monkeys managed to save your crew and the freighter crew (mostly) along with some decent cargo. The bad news is all the critters have enslaved the humans in a 15 mile radius and are using them for slave labor, sex, food, and other abominable resources. A monolith has been erected. Congratulations, you have made it to Chapter one. Will others make it?

Smiles is a nod to another time and place. He is fearsome in spite of his love for Auks and their ilk.

He fears the foretelling of an army of dog whelks.

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