Command Line Interface - Page 5

Kreegah!!! · 10-08-2011, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

Better one!

Jane, STOP THIS CRAZY THING

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Hando Craap · 10-08-2011, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wooster

Rep rep. I sooo want to give you rep. ;~;

I knew you would get it
@Kree...uh I came out on a limb with that,so I don't know if it was a good thing or bad thing.
Normally when I got dismissed it was when I got into trouble...school and Marines

Bacon · 10-08-2011, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

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Imput commands:

Make scrambled eggs in the morning, whites only with a dash of cinamon
Clean mr. fluffy's cat litter, but only use your hands because fluffy attacks people with scoopers.
Take Rex out for his daily walk, you'll need to ascend mount diablo and back
For lunch I like a turkey sandwich, hold the hold the sanwich, 4 cups of legs, no fat and let it swim

Blind Uchiha · 10-08-2011, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

Second job unlocked: Inspector. You smell a stench. Familiar.

Maintenance Technician/Inspector Spalding finds the bloated, liquefying rot-bags once known as the command team. They may have been dead before the pestilence reached them. Signs of looting in the muck.

Spalding notices two corpses missing a foot per carcass.

[ Specialization Class B) ]

I smell a pungent odor reminiscent of rotting flesh. As I move towards the smell, I almost trip over the decaying remains of the command staff. Honestly, what the freak is going on with this ship? Ignoring the smell, I look over the bodies for a sign as to why they were killed. The dead officer's putrid clothes appeared ruffled as if they were searched. This seemed to imply a possible intrusion. No sooner had I suspected that than I noticed some poor soul's detached feet. "Screw this, I am finding a weapon!'

mrsticky005 · 10-08-2011, 07:58 PM

Muffin!

I see you repping!

Post here! The party needs you as the sacrificial offering to the trollwizardfishclan

Muffintop · 10-08-2011, 08:04 PM

I don't knooooow, sacrificial offering sounds dangerous.

Bacon · 10-08-2011, 08:09 PM

Oh please lizziebby, promise he'll let you go at supper time. >.<

Wooster · 10-08-2011, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsticky005

Muffin!

I see you repping!

Post here! The party needs you as the sacrificial offering to the trollwizardfishclan

They see my mowing
My front lawn
I know they all thinking
I'm so White and Nerdy

Kreegah!!! · 10-09-2011, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kunoichi

Command: Feed Smiles after midnight.
Command: Poison crew.
Command: Feed crew to blunderbuss.
Command: Repair hull.

You are allotted a maximum of two (2) commands per turn, greedy sea-wench.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

Command:Open cargo door
Command: Self destruct

Commands are not authorized. Please resume your mission. There are people in the wrecked debris depending on you. Aid or ignore? Or loot? Or something different unrelated to self-destruction?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hando Craap

I knew you would get it
@Kree...uh I came out on a limb with that,so I don't know if it was a good thing or bad thing.
Normally when I got dismissed it was when I got into trouble...school and Marines

You are locked in for Chapter One. This is Hotel California, and will never leave.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

Imput commands:

Make scrambled eggs in the morning, whites only with a dash of cinamon
Clean mr. fluffy's cat litter, but only use your hands because fluffy attacks people with scoopers.
Take Rex out for his daily walk, you'll need to ascend mount diablo and back
For lunch I like a turkey sandwich, hold the hold the sanwich, 4 cups of legs, no fat and let it swim

Your everyday space life is amusing and counter-intuitive. These are tasks you may perform on your own; reserve tasks of import for my ruling.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind Uchiha

[ Specialization Class B) ]

I smell a pungent odor reminiscent of rotting flesh. As I move towards the smell, I almost trip over the decaying remains of the command staff. Honestly, what the freak is going on with this ship? Ignoring the smell, I look over the bodies for a sign as to why they were killed. The dead officer's putrid clothes appeared ruffled as if they were searched. This seemed to imply a possible intrusion. No sooner had I suspected that than I noticed some poor soul's detached feet. "Screw this, I am finding a weapon!'

A standard issue K3-D26b Butter Knife remains holstered at your thigh. A passing crew member identified as custodial staff has heard your cry and directs you toward Ye Olde Radio Shack Shoppe & Ice Cream Parlour--you may find weapons there.

The nryll-beasts encroacheth from yon wastes. They are yet undetected; they sense your scrumptious flesh.

Maintenance Technician Navy Recruit Level 5 Stevedore/Inspector Gerry "No U" Spalding is suffering cold-sweats and inexplicable twitches.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsticky005

Muffin!

I see you repping!

Post here! The party needs you as the sacrificial offering to the trollwizardfishclan

You will cease deliberations with the uninitiated. This is imperative.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muffintop

I don't knooooow, sacrificial offering sounds dangerous.

You must sacrifice your honor--they care nothing for your life. Although you will be unable to trade with those people forever, O Besmirched One.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

Oh please lizziebby, promise he'll let you go at supper time. >.<

NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE AS-YET UNINITIATED.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wooster

They see my mowing
My front lawn
I know they all thinking
I'm so White and Nerdy

We thank the heavens you were crippled; the Segway was too much.

Kunoichi · 10-09-2011, 02:43 PM

ugh, fine

Command: Feed Smiles after midnight.
Command: Poison crew.

Kreegah!!! · 10-09-2011, 03:04 PM

2 Dice Rolls

Description	Dice	Result
*Crew poisoned	5d6	20
->	d6	6
->	d6	6
->	d6	3
->	d6	3
->	d6	2
*Smiles fed	5d6	21
->	d6	6
->	d6	6
->	d6	4
->	d6	3
->	d6	2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kunoichi

ugh, fine

Command: Feed Smiles after midnight.
Command: Poison crew.

Processing...

Taken as a Chance roll for both [you have high LUK], Smiles is fed poisoned crew members and is poisoned (not yet fatally) in turn.

Your crew is poisoned from radiation leaks in the reactor room and ingestion of sea water which wicked away the Quik-Rot(R) mysteriously covering the dead crew exposed to the breach which Smiles would not eat as he needs live meals.

Kunoichi · 10-09-2011, 03:11 PM

ok that's gotta get me something!

Kreegah!!! · 10-09-2011, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kunoichi

ok that's gotta get me something!

Awarded: Blunderbuss.

Stats:

1 Damage
0 Accuracy
0 Strength
0 Luck
0 Everything else, really

Bonuses conferred:

+9 against Huoarlauken, colloquially known as ET-Hellbenders
Feel free to use other nicknames listed there for colorful exchanges in battle
*0 Accuracy There is no set pattern to the blast, and accuracy
is forever sacrificed.

This is awarded retro-actively in prescient knowledge of your actions. Congratulations.

Kunoichi · 10-09-2011, 03:39 PM

wait stop.. er.

Command: Pause Game

Smiles is poisoned!?

Bacon · 10-09-2011, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Commands are not authorized. Please resume your mission. There are people in the wrecked debris depending on you. Aid or ignore? Or loot? Or something different unrelated to self-destruction?

//hits keyboard

EXPLODE DAMNIT

Quote:

Your everyday space life is amusing and counter-intuitive. These are tasks you may perform on your own; reserve tasks of import for my ruling.

Piece of junk, do what yer told!

Input command: Do what yer told varmit

Kreegah!!! · 10-09-2011, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kunoichi

wait stop.. er.

Command: Pause Game

Smiles is poisoned!?

Command unrecognized.

Consequences, Sugar Plum Tittles. I recommend docking ASAP to find a toxin-neutralizer.

Hando Craap · 10-09-2011, 03:51 PM

Command: Query
Query: How are you today, Kreegah.

Kreegah!!! · 10-09-2011, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

//hits keyboard

EXPLODE DAMNIT

Piece of junk, do what yer told!

Input command: Do what yer told varmit

You are mistaken in thinking I am a machine. You have been trolled.

I conTROLL your body. What would you like me to say and do? Hurry, the now loosed monkeys have a lustful eye.

Kreegah!!! · 10-09-2011, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hando Craap

Command: Query
Query: How are you today, Kreegah.

yutokksewfunnorz?

I'm good. But, I must depart this evening. Kuno! I may need a map showing the path of the nryll-beasts. PM for DEETS.

Hando Craap · 10-09-2011, 03:55 PM

1 Dice Roll

Description	Dice	Result
*8 Trigrams 128 palms	8d128	501
->	d128	122
->	d128	92
->	d128	81
->	d128	64
->	d128	52
->	d128	47
->	d128	26
->	d128	17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreegah!

You are mistaken in thinking I am a machine. You have been trolled.

I conTROLL your body. What would you like me to say and do? Hurry, the now loosed monkeys have a lustful eye.

*LMAO
Command: Query
Query: You sure that it's only your monkey?

10-08-2011, 07:58 PM	#85
mrsticky005 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In the White Text House Posts: 13,908 Rep Power: 23 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Command Line Interface Muffin! I see you repping! Post here! The party needs you as the sacrificial offering to the trollwizardfishclan __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Spam once and the forum will be annoyed. Spam twice and warnings will be deployed Spam thrice and a infraction you will receive Spam 8,984 times and a FAIL Agent you''ll soon be. ...At least in my case. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-08-2011, 08:04 PM	#86
Muffintop Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Terra Incognita Posts: 17,263 Rep Power: 22	Re: Command Line Interface I don't knooooow, sacrificial offering sounds dangerous. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-08-2011, 08:09 PM	#87
Bacon Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Walkin' through the candy-lane with Tifa.~ -.- Posts: 29,625 Rep Power: 27 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Command Line Interface Oh please lizziebby, promise he'll let you go at supper time. >.< __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Kunoichi Easily Bribed Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Forward-Down-Forward-Y Posts: 11,681 Rep Power: 17	Re: Command Line Interface ugh, fine Command: Feed Smiles after midnight. Command: Poison crew. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Spoiler: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Kunoichi Easily Bribed Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Forward-Down-Forward-Y Posts: 11,681 Rep Power: 17	Re: Command Line Interface wait stop.. er. Command: Pause Game Smiles is poisoned!? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Spoiler: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-09-2011, 03:51 PM	#97
Hando Craap Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Village Hidden Under the Pebble (it's a small village) Posts: 2,096 Rep Power: 12 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1 Total Points: 4	Re: Command Line Interface Command: Query Query: How are you today, Kreegah. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the Force. There is no Force,there is only Giggity-Goo

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