God vs Yahweh vs Allah

Flying Fortress Skyfire · 09-01-2011, 02:33 PM

The god of Christianity vs the god of Judaism vs the god of Islam (assume for the sake of argument that they are different beings).

It's a three way battle to the death, a contest of who can do the most jello shots out of the cleavage of a large-breasted hooker.

I'm going to repeat this:

Assume for the sake of argument that they are different beings.

Nick Tasogare · 09-01-2011, 02:35 PM

Omnipotent vs Omnipotent vs Omnipotent.

Hmmm.

J-Sun Tasogare · 09-01-2011, 02:38 PM

God has more practice.

NBT · 09-01-2011, 02:55 PM

I stomp.

Rikudo-Sennin · 09-01-2011, 03:05 PM

How are you going to make a thread like this!!!! No one will come to an agrement.

SageoftheSixPaths · 09-01-2011, 03:59 PM

What nationality is the hooker?

Flying Fortress Skyfire · 09-01-2011, 04:20 PM

Puerto Rican

321zigzag3 · 09-01-2011, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Fortress Skyfire

Puerto Rican

Why does it have to be Puerto Rican?

Flying Fortress Skyfire · 09-01-2011, 04:26 PM

I just picked a country at random.

Frost ninja · 09-01-2011, 05:17 PM

Considering all three are the same guy (since the names are just "god" translated into the respective native language) I'd say god wins in a god vs god vs god fight

Flying Fortress Skyfire · 09-01-2011, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Assume for the sake of argument that they are different beings.

Lrn2rd

Frost ninja · 09-01-2011, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Fortress Skyfire

Lrn2rd

Regardless of different beings, they are all at the same amount of power, just with different influence in their respective religions. Different is a moot point being they all have exactly and perfectly the same amount of power.

Lrn2rd-between-the-lines

Leafy · 09-01-2011, 11:06 PM

Allah wins for no apparent reason.

THE X UCHIHA · 09-02-2011, 02:06 AM

GOD is Allah ! yes that's true 'cuz as far as I know Allah is an Arabian word which means GOD in English !

Christian GOD = Muslims GOD so thus it's one GOD , muslims just have their own prophet called Mohammed and Christians have Jesus as Lord's son while muslims say that GOD has no son as mentioned in their book and they say that Jesus hadn't been crusaded but instead they say that GOD took him to sky where he is and also they believe in Marry and they admit that Mary had birthed Jesus without being touched by a man , they believe that Mohammed is the last prophet that GOD sent to humans and there's no prophet after him.

I have a muslim friend from the college, he talked to me a lot about his religion.

Flying Fortress Skyfire · 09-02-2011, 02:28 AM

Well, first of all, just because Allah means God it doesn't necessarily make them the same being. My name means appointed, but aint no one ever appointed me of anything.

That being said, yes, we've established that Islam, Judaism and Christianity, all Abrahamic religions, share the same god. That is why, you would note if you took the time to read the opening post instead of just pissing and moaning about it, I specified that they should be considered separate beings.

Here's a handy quote for you.

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Originally Posted by Flying Fortress Skyfire

(assume for the sake of argument that they are different beings).

So you've done nothing but waste everyone's time. Not that our time is worth much if we're spending it here, but it's worth enough that you wasting it has decreased the value of our lives by a measurable amount.

Frost ninja · 09-02-2011, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Flying Fortress Skyfire

Well, first of all, just because Allah means God it doesn't necessarily make them the same being. My name means appointed, but aint no one ever appointed me of anything.

That being said, yes, we've established that Islam, Judaism and Christianity, all Abrahamic religions, share the same god. That is why, you would note if you took the time to read the opening post instead of just pissing and moaning about it, I specified that they should be considered separate beings.

Here's a handy quote for you.

So you've done nothing but waste everyone's time. Not that our time is worth much if we're spending it here, but it's worth enough that you wasting it has decreased the value of our lives by a measurable amount.

Tell us, then, who you think wins and why.
After all, its understandable if people don't take a side when three seperate but exact copies fight each other.

Ultimate combatant · 09-02-2011, 04:05 AM

So, this is basically Jesus vs Christ and we assume they are different. I more often use word Jesus, so he wins.

The same way, I use word God more often!!!

THE X UCHIHA · 09-02-2011, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Flying Fortress Skyfire

Here's a handy quote for you.
So you've done nothing but waste everyone's time. Not that our time is worth much if we're spending it here, but it's worth enough that you wasting it has decreased the value of our lives by a measurable amount.

" our lives " & " our time " ??!!! man talk about yourself ok.

look I'm not gonna waste my time teaching you what's right and what's wrong 'cuz this is your parents duty.

but there's one thing you should know :

Our GOD is not game's character so you can make him fight with himself by stupidly assuming that he's a different being from himself.

I'm gonna tell you for the last time , stop messing up with GOD by bringing him into a fight with himself or bringing his prophets ( Jesus , Moses and Mohammed ) into such silly game as the (Tic-Tac-Toe).

Ultimate combatant · 09-02-2011, 09:12 AM

I must agree that this thread and similar ones may be found insulting and/or inconvenient. Also, even if there were two completely same people, it would be impossible to determine the winner. Let alone speaking of Omnipotent.

I suggest stopping to make such threads. I believe they are against rules as well!!!

gama-sennin · 09-02-2011, 09:17 AM

Good thread...

Is the large breasted hooker immortal? The winner depends on your answer.

09-01-2011, 02:33 PM	#1
Flying Fortress Skyfire Banned Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 817 Rep Power: 0	God vs Yahweh vs Allah The god of Christianity vs the god of Judaism vs the god of Islam (assume for the sake of argument that they are different beings). It's a three way battle to the death, a contest of who can do the most jello shots out of the cleavage of a large-breasted hooker. I'm going to repeat this: Assume for the sake of argument that they are different beings. Last edited by Flying Fortress Skyfire; 09-02-2011 at 02:29 AM.

09-01-2011, 02:35 PM	#2
Nick Tasogare Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Getting at you where you live. Posts: 27,570 Rep Power: 20 Member's Picture Albums	Re: God vs Yahweh vs Allah Omnipotent vs Omnipotent vs Omnipotent. Hmmm. __________________ Was on to check PMs and read about the drama and got hit with the forums rules. Can Herr SRhyse and Frau Muffintop please remove my staff "powers"? ~~The Mod Rules are a joke and everybody knows it lol~~ I don't follow that last rule well enough, and I don't want to endanger the Communist Rule of the People's Republic of NDF. Thanks. /Heil Oh wait, now there's drama so I just have to watch this all blow up.

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J-Sun Tasogare is secretly a carebear Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 21,287 Rep Power: 16	Re: God vs Yahweh vs Allah God has more practice.

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NBT Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Knoxville,Tennessee Posts: 8,424 Rep Power: 0	Re: God vs Yahweh vs Allah I stomp.

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09-01-2011, 04:20 PM	#7
Flying Fortress Skyfire Banned Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 817 Rep Power: 0	Re: God vs Yahweh vs Allah Puerto Rican

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Flying Fortress Skyfire Banned Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 817 Rep Power: 0	Re: God vs Yahweh vs Allah I just picked a country at random.

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THE X UCHIHA Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: On Earth Posts: 2,117 Rep Power: 6	Re: God vs Yahweh vs Allah GOD is Allah ! yes that's true 'cuz as far as I know Allah is an Arabian word which means GOD in English ! Christian GOD = Muslims GOD so thus it's one GOD , muslims just have their own prophet called Mohammed and Christians have Jesus as Lord's son while muslims say that GOD has no son as mentioned in their book and they say that Jesus hadn't been crusaded but instead they say that GOD took him to sky where he is and also they believe in Marry and they admit that Mary had birthed Jesus without being touched by a man , they believe that Mohammed is the last prophet that GOD sent to humans and there's no prophet after him. I have a muslim friend from the college, he talked to me a lot about his religion. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Ultimate combatant Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,170 Rep Power: 14	Re: God vs Yahweh vs Allah So, this is basically Jesus vs Christ and we assume they are different. I more often use word Jesus, so he wins. The same way, I use word God more often!!!

09-02-2011, 09:12 AM	#19
Ultimate combatant Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,170 Rep Power: 14	Re: God vs Yahweh vs Allah I must agree that this thread and similar ones may be found insulting and/or inconvenient. Also, even if there were two completely same people, it would be impossible to determine the winner. Let alone speaking of Omnipotent. I suggest stopping to make such threads. I believe they are against rules as well!!!

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