The "Gee, I Wish This Would Happen in the Manga" Game...*Spoilers abound!* - Page 13

Hockey Otaku · 08-25-2009, 04:17 PM

REVIVING THE DEAD THREAD PLEASE PEOPLE POST A NEW PART TO OUR STORY ANYONE IS WELCOME

The Shinobi head to Hollywood

Big time director: Hey, ninjas! We want to make you into a hit show!!
All: We're already a hit show!
Naruto: I have an idea!!! While we're in Hollywood for Kakashi sensei's DWTS training, we can start a mass takeover of cn and tell them to put us back on the air!
Danica Patrick: Come on, I'll drive you there! I love Naruto!!! And I hate cn!!!
Jon: Hey, directors! How about you make ME into a hit show!!
Directors: That's already a show... it's called Jon is Gone... aka Jon and Kate Plus 8...

Kanzo · 08-25-2009, 05:16 PM

I wish Naruto would learn from Lee and get some sweet taijutsu skills going. He practically only uses it as it is.

Hockey Otaku · 08-25-2009, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kanzo

I wish Naruto would learn from Lee and get some sweet taijutsu skills going. He practically only uses it as it is.

Ummm... ok... did you read the story?

Kanzo · 08-25-2009, 05:52 PM

Can't read japanese. but all the jutsu and skills Naruto has so far in the anime are only abilities that boost the effectiveness of his taijutsu: Rasengan and Rasenshuriken are hand moves, shadow clones he uses for taijutsu, and he only used the toads with a collaboration jutsu in the two episodes where it was discussed in depth. All the rest of his skills is ninja tools and Taijutsu

Hockey Otaku · 08-25-2009, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kanzo

Can't read japanese. but all the jutsu and skills Naruto has so far in the anime are only abilities that boost the effectiveness of his taijutsu: Rasengan and Rasenshuriken are hand moves, shadow clones he uses for taijutsu, and he only used the toads with a collaboration jutsu in the two episodes where it was discussed in depth. All the rest of his skills is ninja tools and Taijutsu

What are you talking about?
I meant the story in this thread

Kanzo · 08-26-2009, 04:19 PM

oh

umm no...

Hockey Otaku · 08-26-2009, 04:20 PM

Well.... thanks for bumping the thread anyway

jukeboxed · 08-28-2009, 12:46 PM

FOB: ALRIGHT! Let's go to CN and DEMAND that they put Naruto back on!
All: Yeah!
*Blonde dancer appears next to Kakashi*
Blondie: Hey, my name's Jessica. I'll be your partner.
Mizukage: STAY OFF HIM, B***H!
Jessica: What?! YOUR man?! THIS IS MADNESS!
Kakashi: O_O I wasn't really attracted to Jessica in the first place...
Mizukage: Madness? THIS! IS! MY BOYFRIEND! *kicks Jessica into a random bottomless pit* Now...Where were we?
Kakashi: That's my girl. ^_^ But who's going to be my partner?
Mizukage: I WILL!
Kakashi: Okay.
Danica: Okay, the rest of us shall go!
Jon: I'll go work on getting my own show.
Joe: Didn't we throw you out of the bus?!
Andy: Yeah!
Pete: LET'S GET EM!
Patrick: *kicks Jon down bottomless pit* This is showbiz.
Mizukage: Take care of the babies for us, okay?
Pete: Sure.
*Danica drives away to CN*

eagleye54321 · 08-30-2009, 10:30 PM

I hope this works: Ninja Art: Thread Rebirth Jutsu!

*Danica and Naruto (he somehow got into the Indy car driving to CN)
Danica: Hey Naruto, what do you plan on doing to get the show back on the air?
Naruto: I plan on taking over the network and make them put us back on CN!
Danica: Yeah! We only have a few more filler episodes, the last one with your leave for training, and then grown up you!
Naruto: Yeah, I can't wait to take over CN even more!

*Approach the CN headquaters*
Naruto: S--
Danica: No! I don't read the manga! *Closes eyes and ears*
Naruto: Sage Mode! Kage Bunshin No Jutsu! *Goes into Sage Mode and forms two Shadow Clones*
Naruto: Fuuton: Rasen-Shuriken! *Blows giant hole into wall then goes into regular form to not ruin it for Danica*
Naruto: Danica! It's okay, I'm back into normal form. I found the entrance!

Danica: Wow Naruto, that is a huge hole.

Drake2pto · 08-30-2009, 10:41 PM

*BOOM*...
Tobi: Senpai!...He was a good man...even though he yelled a lot and-
Deidara: TOBI! SHUTUP!
Tobi: Senpai! You're alive-
Deidara:I SAID SHUTUP
Tobi: (I think I liked it better when I thought he was dead)

eagleye54321 · 08-30-2009, 10:43 PM

Tobi: Don't make me get Sasuke!
Deidara: I can take him...OH GAWD!
Sasuke: I win.

Drake2pto · 08-30-2009, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake2pto

*BOOM*...
Tobi: Senpai!...He was a good man...even though he yelled a lot and-
Deidara: TOBI! SHUTUP!
Tobi: Senpai! You're alive-
Deidara:I SAID SHUTUP
Tobi: (I think I liked it better when I thought he was dead)

Quote:

Originally Posted by eagleye54321

Tobi: Don't make me get Sasuke!
Deidara: I can take him...OH GAWD!
Sasuke: I win.

Good one

eagleye54321 · 08-30-2009, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake2pto

Good one

Thanks very much, leader of my trivia game.

jukeboxed · 08-31-2009, 06:48 PM

**Meanwhile...**
Director: Hey, Kakashi. Mizukage.
Mizukage: Hey.
Kakashi: What's up?
Director: You're kicked off Dancing With the Stars. You're both anime ninjas, and you apparently present a menace to society to kids. Accoriding to soccer moms.
Kakashi: DAMMIT!
Mizukage: Wait..."soccer moms?"
Director: Those idiot moms who try to erase any good part of pop culture. For example, they try to keep Hannah Montana on the air, but try to get anime off the air.
Kakashi: DAMMIT!
Mizukage: THOSE B****ES.
Kakashi: Whatever. Let's meet up with the others at the CN Headquarters.

Timoto · 08-31-2009, 06:59 PM

Gee.. Timoto wishes that Lord Joshin would come into the story and DIG UP his best man there Hidan in Shikamaru's back yard! Atakuski needs SOLID mysteriously strong characters again.. we're down to Tobi who has Madara's power but still hasn't TECHINCALLY said he was... might be his ghost? or inhearated his powers? still skeptical on that. JUST seen Kisame kick Master Azuma's butt again. one hand with that shark skin was stronger than Azuma's two hands with his wind chakra blades.. and Kisame wasn't even trying! glad he's still around going out and about to get the 8 tail himself .. but think hes gonna SAVE RIEKAGE.. gee i also wish Sakura would tell naruto she loves him and pin him up against the wall and get some smooch time

he deserves it! and.. sure wish Itachi was just joking about being killed ... Zetsu would exlpain himself some to us ... and for Sasuke to KILL someone important like Danzo. or 'root'

which ever he perfers.

Hockey Otaku · 08-31-2009, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jukeboxed

**Meanwhile...**
Director: Hey, Kakashi. Mizukage.
Mizukage: Hey.
Kakashi: What's up?
Director: You're kicked off Dancing With the Stars. You're both anime ninjas, and you apparently present a menace to society to kids. Accoriding to soccer moms.
Kakashi: DAMMIT!
Mizukage: Wait..."soccer moms?"
Director: Those idiot moms who try to erase any good part of pop culture. For example, they try to keep Hannah Montana on the air, but try to get anime off the air.
Kakashi: DAMMIT!
Mizukage: THOSE B****ES.
Kakashi: Whatever. Let's meet up with the others at the CN Headquarters.

Lol!!!

Hockey Otaku · 08-31-2009, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timoto

Gee.. Timoto wishes that Lord Joshin would come into the story and DIG UP his best man there Hidan in Shikamaru's back yard! Atakuski needs SOLID mysteriously strong characters again.. we're down to Tobi who has Madara's power but still hasn't TECHINCALLY said he was... might be his ghost? or inhearated his powers? still skeptical on that. JUST seen Kisame kick Master Azuma's butt again. one hand with that shark skin was stronger than Azuma's two hands with his wind chakra blades.. and Kisame wasn't even trying! glad he's still around going out and about to get the 8 tail himself .. but think hes gonna SAVE RIEKAGE.. gee i also wish Sakura would tell naruto she loves him and pin him up against the wall and get some smooch time

he deserves it! and.. sure wish Itachi was just joking about being killed ... Zetsu would exlpain himself some to us ... and for Sasuke to KILL someone important like Danzo. or 'root'

which ever he perfers.

Wth dude

Hockey Otaku · 09-01-2009, 06:46 AM

*CN headquarters*
Naruto: We DEMAND that you put MY show back on the air!!!
All other ninjas: HEY! It's our show too...
Naruto: But it's named after ME. It's called NARUTO!!!
All ninjas: *arguing*
CN guy that we're gonna call Phil: HEY HEY HEY Stop arguing!!! It's pointless! We're not going to put Naruto back on tv!!!
All: *stare* What do you mean!?!?!?!
Kakashi: Naruto. We must convince them. whispers Do you know what I mean?
Naruto: Let's do it!!!
*Bacchikoi music starts playing*
Naruto: Harem Jutsu!!!
All cn workers: *drooling and distracted*
Kakashi: Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu!!!
Naruto and Kakashi: 1000 YEARS OF DEATH!!!!!
All: Hurray!!! They did it!!
Guy: *thumbs up, gleaming smile* Yes! Thanks to the power of youth, we have control of cn!!
Naruto: Or maybe we should call it... Naruto Network!!!
Ichigo: Or how about Viz Network!?
Zatch, Ichigo, Naruto, all other Viz characters: YEAH!!!

jukeboxed · 09-02-2009, 07:57 PM

Babies: Yay!
Kakashi: Now...LET'S GO TO WASHINGTON DC!
Naruto: Why Washington?
Kakashi: I have to give Obama that book I owe him.
Everyone else: -_-"...Fine.
Sasuke: Well, Ichigo. Watch Viz Network while we go to DC, okay?
Ichigo: Sure. ^_^
FOB: TO THE TOUR BUS!
*Everyone piles into giant tour bus*

eagleye54321 · 09-02-2009, 09:32 PM

*Everyone on their way to Washington*
Naruto: Hey everybody!
All: What's up Naruto?
Naruto: Let's listen to Bacchikoi again and then Closer!
All: YEAHZ!
*Bacchikoi is played at full blast*
Naruto: WAIT! We need to dance like they do in the credits!
*Everyone dances to the song including the babies*
Kakashi: I'm so proud of them. ^__^
Guy: Yeah! They show the power of YOUTH!

08-25-2009, 05:16 PM	#242
Kanzo Freshmen Academy Student Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Everywhere Posts: 30 Rep Power: 0	Re: The "Gee, I Wish This Would Happen in the Manga" Game...Spoilers abound! I wish Naruto would learn from Lee and get some sweet taijutsu skills going. He practically only uses it as it is.

08-25-2009, 05:52 PM	#244
Kanzo Freshmen Academy Student Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Everywhere Posts: 30 Rep Power: 0	Re: The "Gee, I Wish This Would Happen in the Manga" Game...Spoilers abound! Can't read japanese. but all the jutsu and skills Naruto has so far in the anime are only abilities that boost the effectiveness of his taijutsu: Rasengan and Rasenshuriken are hand moves, shadow clones he uses for taijutsu, and he only used the toads with a collaboration jutsu in the two episodes where it was discussed in depth. All the rest of his skills is ninja tools and Taijutsu

08-26-2009, 04:19 PM	#246
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08-28-2009, 12:46 PM	#248
jukeboxed Chunin Exam Participant Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In awesomeland. Posts: 672 Rep Power: 0	Re: The "Gee, I Wish This Would Happen in the Manga" Game...Spoilers abound! FOB: ALRIGHT! Let's go to CN and DEMAND that they put Naruto back on! All: Yeah! Blonde dancer appears next to Kakashi Blondie: Hey, my name's Jessica. I'll be your partner. Mizukage: STAY OFF HIM, B**H! Jessica: What?! YOUR man?! THIS IS MADNESS! Kakashi: O_O I wasn't really attracted to Jessica in the first place... Mizukage: Madness? THIS! IS! MY BOYFRIEND! kicks Jessica into a random bottomless pit* Now...Where were we? Kakashi: That's my girl. ^_^ But who's going to be my partner? Mizukage: I WILL! Kakashi: Okay. Danica: Okay, the rest of us shall go! Jon: I'll go work on getting my own show. Joe: Didn't we throw you out of the bus?! Andy: Yeah! Pete: LET'S GET EM! Patrick: kicks Jon down bottomless pit This is showbiz. Mizukage: Take care of the babies for us, okay? Pete: Sure. Danica drives away to CN __________________ I like meh some Icha Icha pleze. "Emo is OVER. You can all go home now." - Pete Wentz THERE'S A JUNGLE CAT IN THE BATHROOM! New Jersey. We hate you, too. Draw a circle there's the earth! Draw a circle there's the earth! Draw a circle there's the earth, My name is jukeboxed!

08-30-2009, 10:41 PM	#250
Drake2pto Chunin Exam Participant Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Somewhere but not there Posts: 627 Rep Power: 0	Re: The "Gee, I Wish This Would Happen in the Manga" Game...Spoilers abound! BOOM... Tobi: Senpai!...He was a good man...even though he yelled a lot and- Deidara: TOBI! SHUTUP! Tobi: Senpai! You're alive- Deidara:I SAID SHUTUP Tobi: (I think I liked it better when I thought he was dead) __________________ *Genin in village hidden in Metal*

08-31-2009, 06:48 PM	#254
jukeboxed Chunin Exam Participant Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In awesomeland. Posts: 672 Rep Power: 0	Re: The "Gee, I Wish This Would Happen in the Manga" Game...Spoilers abound! Meanwhile... Director: Hey, Kakashi. Mizukage. Mizukage: Hey. Kakashi: What's up? Director: You're kicked off Dancing With the Stars. You're both anime ninjas, and you apparently present a menace to society to kids. Accoriding to soccer moms. Kakashi: DAMMIT! Mizukage: Wait..."soccer moms?" Director: Those idiot moms who try to erase any good part of pop culture. For example, they try to keep Hannah Montana on the air, but try to get anime off the air. Kakashi: DAMMIT! Mizukage: THOSE B****ES. Kakashi: Whatever. Let's meet up with the others at the CN Headquarters. __________________ I like meh some Icha Icha pleze. "Emo is OVER. You can all go home now." - Pete Wentz THERE'S A JUNGLE CAT IN THE BATHROOM! New Jersey. We hate you, too. Draw a circle there's the earth! Draw a circle there's the earth! Draw a circle there's the earth, My name is jukeboxed!

08-31-2009, 06:59 PM	#255
Timoto Chunin Exam Participant Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Gotemba Japan, Camp Lejeune NC USA Posts: 565 Rep Power: 0	Re: The "Gee, I Wish This Would Happen in the Manga" Game...Spoilers abound! Gee.. Timoto wishes that Lord Joshin would come into the story and DIG UP his best man there Hidan in Shikamaru's back yard! Atakuski needs SOLID mysteriously strong characters again.. we're down to Tobi who has Madara's power but still hasn't TECHINCALLY said he was... might be his ghost? or inhearated his powers? still skeptical on that. JUST seen Kisame kick Master Azuma's butt again. one hand with that shark skin was stronger than Azuma's two hands with his wind chakra blades.. and Kisame wasn't even trying! glad he's still around going out and about to get the 8 tail himself .. but think hes gonna SAVE RIEKAGE.. gee i also wish Sakura would tell naruto she loves him and pin him up against the wall and get some smooch time he deserves it! and.. sure wish Itachi was just joking about being killed ... Zetsu would exlpain himself some to us ... and for Sasuke to KILL someone important like Danzo. or 'root' which ever he perfers. __________________ It is better to die on your feet, than to live on your knees

09-02-2009, 07:57 PM	#259
jukeboxed Chunin Exam Participant Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In awesomeland. Posts: 672 Rep Power: 0	Re: The "Gee, I Wish This Would Happen in the Manga" Game...Spoilers abound! Babies: Yay! Kakashi: Now...LET'S GO TO WASHINGTON DC! Naruto: Why Washington? Kakashi: I have to give Obama that book I owe him. Everyone else: -_-"...Fine. Sasuke: Well, Ichigo. Watch Viz Network while we go to DC, okay? Ichigo: Sure. ^_^ FOB: TO THE TOUR BUS! Everyone piles into giant tour bus __________________ I like meh some Icha Icha pleze. "Emo is OVER. You can all go home now." - Pete Wentz THERE'S A JUNGLE CAT IN THE BATHROOM! New Jersey. We hate you, too. Draw a circle there's the earth! Draw a circle there's the earth! Draw a circle there's the earth, My name is jukeboxed!

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