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Old 08-16-2009, 03:42 PM   #21
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chuck noris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He will use the ball kicking jutsu @ win!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-16-2009, 03:51 PM   #22
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chuck noris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He will use the ball kicking jutsu @ win!!!!!!!!!
I doubt that jutsu would work on Madara, he could just make himself intangible and it wouldn't work.
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Every Naruto Ninja would win.
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Old 08-16-2009, 04:30 PM   #24
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i doubt that jutsu would work on madara, he could just make himself intangible and it wouldn't work.
no!!!! Chuck would kick so hard it would have effects in all dimensions containing balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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god i hate chuck norris he is sooo overrated. in reality hinata could beat
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Old 08-16-2009, 07:52 PM   #26
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God. What a dumb question. You people aren't thinking with the slightest tweak of rationality. People who can kill people by looking at them vs. somebody who can kick people. I wonder.
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Old 08-16-2009, 07:53 PM   #27
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TonTon solos. -is anti-Chuck-
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Old 08-16-2009, 07:54 PM   #28
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chuck norris easily
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Old 08-16-2009, 07:56 PM   #29
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Some words from the wise.

Stop with the Chuck Norris crap!

people are treating him like some sort of destructive invincible god.

The Ninjas would win.


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Stop with the Chuck Norris crap!

people are treating him like some sort of destructive invincible god.

The Ninjas would win.

Oh, thank you! I thought I was the only one who didn't like him. Everywhere you go people say this stuff. Even if it's a joke, it's so old and annoying.
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:05 AM   #31
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If all the ninja mean even the dead ones, or the ones in comas....

Tsunade should solo. And kick Chuck's butt.

I also agree with the Chuck-haters. He is overrated...
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:15 AM   #32
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Who do you think would win? Chuck Norris or every ninja in Naruto?

Let's see, every ninjas attacking Chuck Norris vs. Chuck's Roundhouse kick to everyone in the face.
Chuck Norris is nowhere near fast enough to roundhouse kick Sasuke, or anyone else for that matter.
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tough.
chuck norris would kick every1 but be tired when he faced the last people.

i still say chuck norris lol
He can't defeat Pain in 1 kick. He can't defeat Pain in a hundred kicks, because he can keep reviving the Pain bodies and beat Chuck.
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chuck norris!!!!
I think............haha~
You think? Seriously, Chuck could never win.
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no!!!! Chuck would kick so hard it would have effects in all dimensions containing balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your logic is fail. Chuck Norris cannot travel between dimensions, and has not shown the slightest ability to be able to harm Madara.
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chuck norris easily
This is what would happen:
Chuck Norris and the ninja stare each other down.
Then Chuck dies. Most likely what would happen, considering the speed feats of Sasuke and other Akatsuki members. They beat him to a pulp in the time frame of a second, and then Sasuke delivers the final blow in the form of an extremely painful roundhouse kick to the face. Seriously, Chuck Norris can't win. Even if this is a joke thread, I still stick by the logical outcome.
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true, deidara330
and it was a joke
realistically, yes ninjas would win
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:30 AM   #34
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I'd have to go with Chuck
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This just a forum settle down
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Old 08-18-2009, 04:22 PM   #36
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CHUCK NORRIS PWNS. i was waiting for someone to post something liek this D
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Chuck Norris would win this, easily.
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Chuck Norris wins just by thinking about them.
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Not Chuck

Lets see some battle combos

Naruto and Ino
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Ino uses mind transfer
Naruto uses Rasensuriken
Ino gets out of his body before she is hit
Rasen-Suriken hits Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Dies

Sasuke and Sai
Sasuke use Chirorii Current
Chuck cant move
Sai cuts off Chucks head


Kakashi and Asuma
Asuma attacks with his weapons
Chuck Norris dodges
Asuma sends out chakara in his weapon and it hits Chuck
Kakashi uses lighting blade on his heart
Chuck Dies

...Yah no matter what Chuck will die
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Not Chuck

Lets see some battle combos

Naruto and Ino
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Ino uses mind transfer
Naruto uses Rasensuriken
Ino gets out of his body before she is hit
Rasen-Suriken hits Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Dies

Sasuke and Sai
Sasuke use Chirorii Current
Chuck cant move
Sai cuts off Chucks head


Kakashi and Asuma
Asuma attacks with his weapons
Chuck Norris dodges
Asuma sends out chakara in his weapon and it hits Chuck
Kakashi uses lighting blade on his heart
Chuck Dies

...Yah no matter what Chuck will die
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