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Old 07-19-2013, 04:10 PM   #141
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Old 07-19-2013, 06:45 PM   #142
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IWD x PoP
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The prince of peace entered the battlegrounds expecting to be treated like royalty. He sought to promote peace in the war torn land by promoting fighters who in fact had no fighting skills. The many knights of the battlegrounds found his attempts quite baffling and his love of Neji even more so. However, the wayward prince refused to be daunted as his attempts caused yet more chaos. As the warriors became further embroiled in conflict, the big dog entered the fray.

His turf had been threatened and he would not stand this interloper. As the warriors engaged each other in a battle of words, the prince chanted a wankerous spell repeatedly which slowly but surely drove the rest of the battlefield insane. As the prince caught glimpse of the mighty hound, a massive hammer collided with him knocking him clear of the entire universe. As he floated in exile through the interwebs, he thought of how much enjoyed the pain and insults. His masochism awoke a deep desire in him that he had never experienced before.

He wanted the hate and the insults, and he knew the one who could hurt him the most was IWD. Constantly he returned under different aliases always being discovered and removed. Each time he garnered more hatred. The beating pleased him in a way that actually winning an argument never could. IWD and his cohorts could not understand the longing that fueled PoP and in turn satiated his desires....
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IWD x PoP
A tale of retardation, estrangement, and irrational battles.
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The prince of peace entered the battlegrounds expecting to be treated like royalty. He sought to promote peace in the war torn land by promoting fighters who in fact had no fighting skills. The many knights of the battlegrounds found his attempts quite baffling and his love of Neji even more so. However, the wayward prince refused to be daunted as his attempts caused yet more chaos. As the warriors became further embroiled in conflict, the big dog entered the fray.

His turf had been threatened and he would not stand this interloper. As the warriors engaged each other in a battle of words, the prince chanted a wankerous spell repeatedly which slowly but surely drove the rest of the battlefield insane. As the prince caught glimpse of the mighty hound, a massive hammer collided with him knocking him clear of the entire universe. As he floated in exile through the interwebs, he thought of how much enjoyed the pain and insults. His masochism awoke a deep desire in him that he had never experienced before.

He wanted the hate and the insults, and he knew the one who could hurt him the most was IWD. Constantly he returned under different aliases always being discovered and removed. Each time he garnered more hatred. The beating pleased him in a way that actually winning an argument never could. IWD and his cohorts could not understand the longing that fueled PoP and in turn satiated his desires....
the implied reason behind PoP returning, is immensely disturbing but pretty damn accurate which just makes it even creepier. As always..you do great work
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Old 07-19-2013, 07:34 PM   #144
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well, war babies come from war, nerd babies from from trees, peace babies come from birds, ect
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Old 07-19-2013, 07:37 PM   #145
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Wishfulfairie story

Wishfulfarie was just a young fairy looking for a home and one day she randomly found the bg. She all kinds of shiny people there and she found her home. She sometimes gets attacked by a pink puppy, but she has never been happier than she is now in her new home.
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Old 07-19-2013, 07:49 PM   #146
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I thought the puppy was an armadillo..O.o

The Crappy Origin of ILIKEPIE

Long ago a mysterious pie appeared. It was so delicious that everyone wanted some. They all loved pie. Whenever the pie was devoured, a new showed up at the randomest of places. No one asked any questions..they just ate the pie. Sadly, no one could figure out what kind of pie it was. It's flavor was conflicting. So one day, a person tried to figure out the ingredients. So they looked into every cookbook in the world and baked thousand upon thousands of pie recipes. Then finally, it happened. The person figured it out; however, no one was supposed to know the secret. So when this person baked the pie....they died and their soul got trapped inside the pie haunting the kitchen it was baked in....forever and ever

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Old 07-19-2013, 08:20 PM   #147
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That explains everything wishful...
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I don't know what's going on in this thread, but I think I like it.
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Old 07-20-2013, 05:18 AM   #149
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See Will I knew you could do it. I had faith in you and you have far exceeded my expectations. This is quality guys.
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The air conditioning in the mall was a much welcome respite from the suffocating heat in the environs. Sweat mingled with grit in her various crevices; the multitude of boys who saw her walk past longed to be there as well. Much to their chagrin, she paid them no mind. Instead, she was focused on her one and only goal: complete annihilation.

The reason she had come here was to down every last drop of lemonade this establishment had to offer and she had no intention of taking any prisoners. Her sights were set: the food court would be her first destination. As if her mouth weren't already watering, her lips began to quiver at the though of gorging herself on the sweet and sour nectar she'd been longing for.

Every step she took she had to contend with the exhuberance of adolescents. Obviously "No" was not enough to deter their wide-eyed enthusiasm or horny perseverance. Fortunately, where words failed a swift kick to the gonads succeeded. She inched ever closer, and in her wake she left a trail of bodies curled in foetal positions, grimacing in pain, but also feeling a sense of pleasure from having been touched in a sensitive area by the girl they thought about in private moments.
Now that she had eliminated them she had to contend with the various kiosk employees pestering her to try their latest and greatest products.

"Try our latest cell-phone screen protector; now with extra bodily fluid resistance!"

"Would you like to sample our newest fragrance? It mimics the scent of intercourse so you can tell your friends you've actually done it!"

"Check out this remote controlled helicopter. It was equipped with a miniature camera so you can see what your neighbors are doing once they go upstairs!"

One by one she mowed them down; however, much like the many headed hydra, for every one she decapitated, another two took its place. At this rate, she would never reach her destination. Suddenly, from the shadows of the bathroom alcove came a feral cat slashing its way through the multitudes then spraying its mating urine on them.

Our heroine was taken aback, appreciative of the timely assistance, but curious as to the feline's intentions. After clawing at her prey to ensure that they were no longer a threat, the cat gave an onimous look at the girl whose aid she came to, then turned her attention to the food court. Apparently she was also aiming for our protagonist's target. Once they knew what each other's game was, it was on.

Naturally, the cat had a grace and elegance which could not be matched, but her counterpart had the long voluptuous legs of a moose in heat and she would not be denied. Simultaneaously they reached their quarry. The girls manning the counters never stood a chance.
They both dived in head first into the giant vats of liquid ecstacy.

After they cleaned out the very last mililiter of lemonade, they looked at everything they' conquered then made their way to the exit before the cops and animal control showed up.


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A tale of overcoming substance abuse through faith and the mystical perseverance of love
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It was hot, very hot. The blistering sun burned GS's skin. Sweat dripped down his chubby torso, creating a vile stench that wafted around for miles. He'd been doing it again. Almost running out of needles. He didn't know how to battle his addiction. He was but a victim of his own weakness. He violently cursed at himself. How could he? His family had already abandoned him, he had no one left, no one to turn to. Who could save him now as he took another shot. He was balancing a fine line, he had officially hit rock bottom.

Exhaling as his hot blood coursed through his clotted veins, his eyes unfocused, he wondered how his old forum was doing. What had become of his mates? Last time he heard of them was 2 hours ago, he wondered if anything had changed since way back then. Clumsily he reached for his mobile phone, typing in the address with his greasy fingers, leaving smudges on the screen.

He rubbed his forehead as he waited for the page to load, his connection wasn't very good out here on the dumping grounds. A piece of rotting apple fell off of his greasy head of hair, momentarily distracting him. When he looked back he saw the page had redirected him to a profile page, one he knew all too well... Ag_Surfr. He had never liked this man much, not since that one time when he pestered him in TC.

But as he read through his visitor messages, out of sheer curiosity of course, he found himself to be jealous of all the friends Ag had. How did he do this? He wanted to be like him, so loved yet despised at the same time for his desperate perverted quips. Why could he not make any perverted quips without being hit hard in the bum? It aggravated him to no end. Riled up by his uncontrollable jealousy he left Ag a message.

“Yo chihuahua where u at bro?”

He called those who he admired “chihuahua” to show his respect and admiration. Mostly because he had quite the chihuahua fetish, he just loved dressing the little boogers up in tight tights and short shorts. Oh god short shorts, that thought ruined his pants. Good thing the stain wouldn't be noticeable, his pants were already soaked with sweat and pee due to his excessive drug use that day.

A notification!

Excited, he clicked it. His heart was trashing violently against his ribcage, he was desperate to unravel Ag's secret no matter what the cost.

“lol yo fgt”

… What did he just call him? Surely it couldn't be negative, people loved good ole GS. He decided to reply in a civil manner. He was trying to be friendly after all.

“haha oooh yoouu haha always the funny one aren't you I'm laughing so hard ur greeeeeaat. Just amazing. How are you?”

He smiled to himself as he submitted the reply, Ag was going to feel so honored. Not everyone got GS's acknowledgment.

“hanging out with some ladies in ny sucker”

Ag was in ny? So was he!! He had to go find him and ask him for some advice, he needed to get his life together. Packing up his bong and syringes he scurried off of the decaying pile of garbage accidentily stepping on a dead cat. His shoes were ruined anyway so no big deal. Off in a hurry, he minded not the confused men working on the grounds. This day was going to be his day.

Running around for quite some time now he was close to giving up. The sun was setting and he was in need of another hit. That was when he spotted him, a dark skinned god soaked in a glistering coat of salty sweet sweat. His hair tussled by the wind, Ag took GS's breath away. Behind him were two elderly ladies, busy trying to adjust their diapers.

“AG AG!! ITS ME GS!!!” He shouted. Ag looked at him wide eyed, two big balls of poo. Beautiful.

“Que?” Ag replied in confusion. He didn't recognize GS.

GS quickly ran up to him, wiping his brow and leaving a dirty smudge of dried blood. His arms hadn't been what they used to be.

“Who are these lovely ladeeysss?” GS asked, trying to make conversation.

“Oh these are my lesbian mothers who raised me into the monsieur I am today, si.” Ag explained, he didn't know what this bad odored stranger wanted from him.

“Oh, how lovely yes haha. It's me GS, you know! From the Naruto forum. The one Vex is on, you know that girl you continuously creep on?”

Ag turned a bright red. It was adorable in GS's eyes, why had he never noticed this man's beauty? Perhaps it was due to his EXCESSIVE USE OF PHOTOSHOP EFFECTS ON HIS PICTURES RENDERING HIS LOOKS TO BARELY HUMAN. Or maybe it was because GS's memory had been severely affected due to his drug abuse. Either way, his body was urging him to do things he wasn't sure his mom would approve of.

“Oh waaaait, aren't you that one guy who received a blumpkin from his girlfriend?”

Now it was GS's turn to resemble a used tampon. He was overcome with shame. Ag actually remembered that... His negative emotions quickly spread throughout his body, making him desperate for another dose of whatever drug was near. Ag noticed the strange look in GS's eyes, it worried him. Was this guy okay?

“Mama, papamama, I hope the two of you won't mind me keeping GS company for a while. We have some catching up to do...” Ag's two lesbian mothers nodded approvingly, they didn't mind at all. They had seen the spark between the two young men, they had seen that spark before. It was the same spark that had been between the two of them when they first met. From that brief second of electricity they knew... They knew GS and Ag were meant to be together. They were soul mates.

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I'm steppin' up ma game in order to crush da competition.
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Old 07-20-2013, 05:11 PM   #154
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Old 07-20-2013, 05:14 PM   #155
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lmao jacq you gotta win an oscar xD
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Old 07-21-2013, 10:53 AM   #156
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OMG.EVERY.SINGLE.ONE.OF.THIS.IS.SO.BRILLIANT.

@Jacq- I just read the GSxAG one. I am crying.
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Old 07-27-2013, 09:07 AM   #157
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On an entirely different note who's going to take on Coa x Sweden.
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:04 PM   #158
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JonesyxCrackFat a.k.a. JonFat

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"You're so beautiful," said CrackFat under her breath. "What was that?" Jonesy asked. "Nothing," she blushed. He scratched his head in confusion, "If you say so." CrackFat looked into Jonesy's eyes, forcing him to look away, embarrassed. "She's so cute," he thought to himself. "Wow, he's so dreamy," she thought. They stared back at each other. In a sudden flash, Jonesy kissed CrackFat. She was stunned. She could tell that this could be the start to something new.

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Old 07-27-2013, 05:11 PM   #159
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Oh god, this is getting creepier and creepier.
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:13 PM   #160
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"Hey girl"
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