Pornkage's Answers

[The Second Pornkage]

[The Second Pornkage]

But, like, ask me questions tho. As inappropriate as you like, and I promise I'll be 15% honest!

[Schnarf]

Who is The First Pornkage?

[NINE-TAILS-BIJU]

did the part w/ the balls passing by in the video get you dizzy?

[ino>sakura!]

where did you find your sig???

[NINE-TAILS-BIJU]

why and how did you think of your name?

[The Second Pornkage]

Originally Posted by SchnarfTacular

Who is The First Pornkage?

*Uses 15% honesty up on this question*
You see Mr. Tacular (may I call you Schnarf?), you see, Schnarf, precisely 4 years ago, I began to make a sort of series that was meant to combine anime (mainly Naruto at the time) with, well, my twisted mind, thus creating a porntastic world full of cheap rip-off characters and a plot that seemed to change on a frame-by-frame basis. This tale begins with me, the Second Pornkage, as he rebuilds an organization called the Order of the Grand Porn (OGP). 15 years ago, it had been built by a great man, a visionary among visionaries. He was a man who knew what he wanted in the world, who knew the key to happiness and how it could be obtained. He is the man that the world called the first pervert, the almighty deviant. He is the man who built the most powerful and perverse organization the world had ever seen. He is the man that the government chased for 5 years, until a terrible series of events resulted in his tragic death. He is the prince of pale, the bringer of buttsex, the one, the only First Pornkage.

So, yeah. That'd be him.

Now, for the other questions:

@Nine-Tails: Dizziness is an illusion, just like pants

@ino>sakura: long ago, in a battle-scarred and hectic place known to a select few as Tumblr, I encountered that gif. Months later I attempted to find it once again in hopes of putting it on here as my sig. But I couldn't figure out what to type into google to find the stupid thing! So I searched and I searched until finally a certain Swedish friend of mine informed me that it was from a Swedish movie called Kopps. Ecstatic, I used the information and found the gif, and its original video clip! To this day, it remains my greatest achievement.

@Nine-Tails again: My mind sorta came up with it one slow day in English class. Geez, I was strange back in those golden years...well, stranger by comparison, I mean.

[NINE-TAILS-BIJU]

what made ur day special today?

[NINE-TAILS-BIJU]

what made ur day special today?

[Sai's brother]

Left or Right Mouse

[ino>sakura!]

lol exggarate much

[Mangetsu Hozuki]

Have you chosen a succesor?

[Pool]

What happened to our music group.

[Ino's Girl]

Can I be your succesor? Or will I have to kill you for it?

[Mangetsu Hozuki]

You have to beat him some other way.

[The Second Pornkage]

I leave for 15 minutes and THIS happens?!

@Nine: What made my day special? WHAT MADE MY DAY SPECIAL?! Well, I just finished my Spanish homework. I had to read a short story and answer a bunch of questions about it. After reading it, failing to grasp what it was talking about, and answering almost every question, I came to the final question and it hit me. I had just spend half an hour attempting to translate a story about a man who slowly turns into a NEWSPAPER. I'm dead serious. As if a normal story wouldn't have been hard enough to translate, I get the friggin' walkin' talkin' New York Times!

Sai's Brother: Ah, the question that has plagued mankind since the Waterbillgates scandal of the 70s. For me, it's all about dat right mouse. So many options, so much versatility, ya know?

Mangetsu/Ino's Girl: In my stories there's a third pornkage, but he's more like the 4th hokage was. He shows up briefly and then he's gone, and we're back to the 2nd. As of now, I have not chosen the 4th. Perhaps one day I'll hold a competition similar to the Greek Olympiad from American Pie: Beta House to determine a new leader. Although killing me just may do the trick, I'd rather not resort to such painful barbaric means. I also enjoy Mangetsu's method P:

Pool, ya fool, listen close to what I say,
Well, ya can't just tie down the good ol' P.k.
A while back you and I had a lyrical brawl,
It was winner-take-all, then Pool takes the fall
When ya offered me a spot in your rap, ya know,
I was flattered, ecstatic, honored like Zuko.
Then my school class came and kicked my ass,
Woke me up from my rap nap and said, "C'mon, ya gotta pass!"
So I crammed all my books into the locker of my mind,
'Til it exploded, I couldn't recall it all, so I declined.
Now ya show your face and bring it fallin' on my head,
Sorry Pool, I've been at school or I've been lying in my bed
Don't get me wrong, I love these songs, spit a bar, I'll rhyme along,
Ya just gotta wake me up when I've been sleepin' on the job.
Ya dig?

[Pool]

I do not dig, I swim.

[Mangetsu Hozuki]

"Mangetsu's way"? What exactly is that?

On second thought... do I want that answered?

[The Second Pornkage]

Originally Posted by Mangetsu Hozuki

You have to beat him some other way.

^This be what I'm referrin' to.

[ino>sakura!]

what do u think of me?????