My eyes gravitated towards your crotch :|

Jakropha · 02-12-2013, 06:47 PM

This isn't as perverted as you think it is. As I was in a 3 hour lecture, and the speaker (who was male mind you) was particularly engaging, but, I found my eyes wandered to his crotchular region. I am not homosexual in any way, just clearing that for you. I also tend to find, when I do not want to have eye contact, my view tends to go to the groin. Women too, most men would stare at the bosoms, but I look at the crotch, which is usually about the same looking (if not wearing tight tight pants like most younger women) as a male crotch, when comparing with jeans, not sweats or so, or points where you can see their britches. Also, I have noticed, I am not sexually inclined to either region, I feel no tickle in my pickle when I look at a male crotch, but not a female crotch either. I can instigate my f(p) = wee wee wee, but I seem to have decent control on my physical perversion. In closing, this is how much of a human being I am. I am always respectful toward women, I do not smack men on the batooky, I absolutely refuse to touch women or men, even my own nieces close to my own age, just out of respect.
That goes without saying, a hug is good for any occasion, but I do want it to be clear there is no intimacy in a hug from me, just me saying I care about your feels bro/sis.
So if you see my eyes go QQ, you know I am just avoiding eye contact, and am probably looking at your privates.

Noctis Arashi · 02-12-2013, 06:48 PM

Spoiler:

Jakropha · 02-12-2013, 06:49 PM

*cops a feel*

Noctis Arashi · 02-12-2013, 06:50 PM

Jak and Noctis fondle party?

The forum can't handle this.

Jakropha · 02-12-2013, 06:51 PM

Jajajajaja

My jimmies are rustled!

Sai's brother · 02-12-2013, 06:52 PM

Oh ho ho ho o.o

Noctis Arashi · 02-12-2013, 06:52 PM

Oh gosh I'm sorry. *takes my hand out of your pants*

Vex · 02-12-2013, 06:54 PM

So you don't enjoy human contact at all? Not 'enjoy' in a sick way, but in general? No touchie? Disregarding gender.

Kadyvre · 02-12-2013, 06:54 PM

I tend to look away but then I remind myself that eye contact is key to any conversation whether or not it is directed towards you and proceed to force myself to make eye contact. Most people, even teachers and employers, tend to try to break that eye contact as if I am being intimidating. As for the physical contact I agree with you on that matter, I tend to avoid physical contact with anyone besides family and only to recieve "goodbye" hugs, I am not a very social person and try to keep my distance from unfamiliar people, sometimes even family members if there are too many in one room.

Shisko Shi · 02-12-2013, 06:56 PM

Well well well, what have I walked into? oO
*Walks back out acting like I never saw anything*

Jakropha · 02-12-2013, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vex

So you don't enjoy human contact at all? Not 'enjoy' in a sick way, but in general? No touchie? Disregarding gender.

I know when touching a girl is proper in any manner.
If it leads to anything physical, that's a problem.
Find good girl, marry the gurl, love her 5evas, then git physical with teh bbys.

Vex · 02-12-2013, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakropha

I know when touching a girl is proper in any manner.
If it leads to anything physical, that's a problem.
Find good girl, marry the gurl, love her 5evas, then git physical with teh bbys.

I'm still kind of unclear. Sorry, curiousity.

So you're saying you wouldn't touch a girl in a romantic way unless you are married? Not even a kiss? Sorry for the questions.

Noctis Arashi · 02-12-2013, 07:01 PM

Jak has morals and I don't understand.

*has no morals*

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato · 02-12-2013, 07:31 PM

Weirdo.

WishfulFairie · 02-12-2013, 07:37 PM

I'm sorry "crotches" and "nieces" should be in the same paragraph.

I laughed the whole time so I have no clue what I just read.

Be happy with your asexual lifestyle. You aren't alone in that. I'm not with you on that but there are other people who are.

What was this...? I'm gonna go reread this Because Im pretty sure I read this wrong

Miss Kitty · 02-12-2013, 07:39 PM

mmmm, dat camel toe P:

Throw Rasen-Shuriken · 02-12-2013, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WishfulFairie

I'm gonna go reread this Because Im pretty sure I read this wrong

^ That at first had to go over it a little bit a couple of times first reading it..so I didn't get the wrong idea, lolz.

..I don't keep eye contact with anyone, I always shy away..But I try not to look at awkward places in case they notice I'm looking at it. Haha

Ninja Pink · 02-12-2013, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WishfulFairie

I'm sorry "crotches" and "nieces" should be in the same paragraph.

I laughed the whole time so I have no clue what I just read.

Be happy with your asexual lifestyle. You aren't alone in that. I'm not with you on that but there are other people who are.

What was this...? I'm gonna go reread this Because Im pretty sure I read this wrong

That's what I got out out of it too. Like Jak ass doesn't feel attracted to any boy/girl/squirrel/niece.

I don't know....maybe I'm reading too much into it. ._.

Sagepain · 02-12-2013, 08:07 PM

Its because Jak likes plants.

Just give him a rose or cactus and he'll be happy to get all touchy.

Jakropha · 02-12-2013, 08:32 PM

Actually, fun fact.
Jakropha isn't a real word, but Jatropha is, look it up, it's a plant in Africa that gives way to the term, health nut

Also, this topic is meant to be taken many ways.
Which way is the right way? Will be left up to you.

And yes, I don't think you should kiss if your in a relationship where you are too emotionally immature, it's more emotionally intimate than people give it credit for.
Just my two cents, not like I'm going to condemn you to hell for kissing erry dang dood you see Noctis

02-12-2013, 06:47 PM	#1
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,733 Rep Power: 25 Member's Picture Albums	My eyes gravitated towards your crotch :\| This isn't as perverted as you think it is. As I was in a 3 hour lecture, and the speaker (who was male mind you) was particularly engaging, but, I found my eyes wandered to his crotchular region. I am not homosexual in any way, just clearing that for you. I also tend to find, when I do not want to have eye contact, my view tends to go to the groin. Women too, most men would stare at the bosoms, but I look at the crotch, which is usually about the same looking (if not wearing tight tight pants like most younger women) as a male crotch, when comparing with jeans, not sweats or so, or points where you can see their britches. Also, I have noticed, I am not sexually inclined to either region, I feel no tickle in my pickle when I look at a male crotch, but not a female crotch either. I can instigate my f(p) = wee wee wee, but I seem to have decent control on my physical perversion. In closing, this is how much of a human being I am. I am always respectful toward women, I do not smack men on the batooky, I absolutely refuse to touch women or men, even my own nieces close to my own age, just out of respect. That goes without saying, a hug is good for any occasion, but I do want it to be clear there is no intimacy in a hug from me, just me saying I care about your feels bro/sis. So if you see my eyes go QQ, you know I am just avoiding eye contact, and am probably looking at your privates. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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