Nine little things I hate when people do them.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

[joon61]

Lmao!!!

[Magic]

Hahaaaa! Mate... I could've guessed you're Welsh! Or at the very least British! xDD

The only one I disagree with is the remote one, I need to know where they are or I'll lose my marbles!! Just for future use.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Yeah I know, when I watch something I always have to have the remotes next to me xD

[Kakashi Hatake_Yamato]

hilarious. Especially the first one

[InnerSakura]

I swear, you come up with the most funniest threads on this site. XD
Moar pleaze.

[ObitoUchiha]

Originally Posted by Gaara-Shukaku

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
I point to my wrist if it's a quiet room, or I can't talk. They get the message and I don't get in trouble.

Also, yes. Crotch-pointing is the universal sign, obviously. Just not in America... we're weird like that.
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
I get up to look for it. I don't want to have to get up all the time. I'm not lazy, but... it's nice to do some work now to prevent it later.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
I never get that saying. I can't think of any clever rebuttal for this one.
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? It always in the last place you'd think to look* That's what I always say.

But sometimes I keep looking. To see if I find anything else.

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor! My brother always talks in movies. But sometimes I say something or make a glance to remember a scene if it truly was amazing.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
Heh. I love this. No cleverness for this either.
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. Never thought about it like this. I always assumed that it was such a major change that it is like new again, and vastly improved...

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
I SAY THIS TO PEOPLE ALL THE TIME. HA. 'Life may be short, but it's the longest thing anyone's ever done...'

Also, what can you do that's longer...?

Spoiler:

Taxes

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???I sometimes ask this. Because with my bus stop, it drives one way down the street, makes a loop far off, and comes back. It's about 5 minutes between the time it goes across and when it comes back. When I ask, I mean 'is there a chance we missed it, or is it almost here? Late??

I know they wouldn't be able to tell for sure, but still....

In this

[Jinchiruuki]

@magic

You've got no backup like a broken sky remote.

Safe bruv ya get me?

[Magic]

Originally Posted by Jinchiruuki

@magic

You've got no backup like a broken sky remote.

Safe bruv ya get me?

And thisssss is why I love you brother!! <3

[Jinchiruuki]

Originally Posted by Magic

And thisssss is why I love you brother!! <3

I use that slang all the time and people look at me like "Is he speaking effing english or what?"

Sorry that I am good friends with numerous UK peeps and listen to UK Underground Hip Hop on a regular basis It rubs off quick.


By the way, ever watch a film called "Shank"? Just watched it for the first time the other day, badass film with solid tunes. Sad as the reality may be though, since from what I gather from a few friends and what not, South East London is already a sketchy gash in the UK.

[Magic]

Hahaaha! #AmericanLad xDD

Do you listen to a lot of the Hip Hop?! Akala.. Lowkey... Mic Righteous, etc?! =O

Yeah man.... crazy sick film. =D
They always have tunes in films like that! You seen Kidulthoid and Adulthood too?

[Jinchiruuki]

Originally Posted by Magic

Hahaaha! #AmericanLad xDD

Do you listen to a lot of the Hip Hop?! Akala.. Lowkey... Mic Righteous, etc?! =O

Yeah man.... crazy sick film. =D
They always have tunes in films like that! You seen Kidulthoid and Adulthood too?

Hell yeah I do,

Respek BA, Rhyme Asylum, Lowkey, Verb T, Fliptrix, Kashmere, Caxton Press, Chain Of Command, Conflix, Unusual Suspects...just to name a few. UKHH Has been my thing since early/mid 2000's. Got hooked right away like a starved fish xD

I watched Kidulthood not Adulthood yet.

Also watched the UK version of Skins (first 2 seasons..the others are utter garbage). Funny how horrid our version of that show is. I was like, "How can you even begin to compare?" Good laughs though.

[Throw Rasen-Shuriken]

Originally Posted by Gaara-Shukaku

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

The thing about that though is..some bus stops have different buses that stop at them. You may be waiting for one bus while they might be wanting to wait for another bus.
So let's say you're waiting for the bus that goes to Queenspark. While they might be wanting to wait for one that goes out to Southshore.

[l3thall3g3nd]

Originally Posted by Jinchiruuki

@magic

You've got no backup like a broken sky remote.

Safe bruv ya get me?

I actually feel to rep you for this.

Originally Posted by Jinchiruuki

I use that slang all the time and people look at me like "Is he speaking effing english or what?"

Sorry that I am good friends with numerous UK peeps and listen to UK Underground Hip Hop on a regular basis It rubs off quick.


By the way, ever watch a film called "Shank"? Just watched it for the first time the other day, badass film with solid tunes. Sad as the reality may be though, since from what I gather from a few friends and what not, South East London is already a sketchy gash in the UK.

Rating you like this kind of music.

Originally Posted by Jinchiruuki

Hell yeah I do,

Respek BA, Rhyme Asylum, Lowkey, Verb T, Fliptrix, Kashmere, Caxton Press, Chain Of Command, Conflix, Unusual Suspects...just to name a few. UKHH Has been my thing since early/mid 2000's. Got hooked right away like a starved fish xD

I watched Kidulthood not Adulthood yet.

Also watched the UK version of Skins (first 2 seasons..the others are utter garbage). Funny how horrid our version of that show is. I was like, "How can you even begin to compare?" Good laughs though.

Adulthood ain't as good as Kidulthood, you watch shameless? The first 2 series of skins are the only decent ones.

[Jinchiruuki]

Originally Posted by l3thall3g3nd

I actually feel to rep you for this.




Adulthood ain't as good as Kidulthood, you watch shameless? The first 2 series of skins are the only decent ones.

Feel the love bruv :P

Shameless is jokes! The american version ain't bad either.
I'm gonna give Adulthood a go just to see what's what.

[Sai's brother]

Originally Posted by Gaara-Shukaku

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?



Well I can (body-wise...duh) stay around for a long time. Like when I die I guess being stuck in a hole for god knows how long. xD

:3

[Jakropha]

My tv doesn't have a netflix button.

So the remote is kind of required

[Miss Kitty]

As I was reading these, I recalled seeing them before.


Right hurr

[Noctis Arashi]

Originally Posted by Gaara-Shukaku

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
Habit of people. Meh.
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
Because ya know, it's cool if I lose that remote forever. I'd rather have it and know where it is.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
I've literally never heard anyone say this ever.
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
That's the joke, and also people also say it's the last place you think to look. Which is essentially interchangeable.
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
Clearly you've never seen an idiot in a movie theater looking at their god damn phone.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
I personally see nothing wrong with this if the question is based on circumstance.
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
The improvement in "new and improved" could be an innovation, hence forth both new and an improvement of the original product.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
In the universal aspect, life is a mere instant.
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
I know I instantly deduce that you happen to be waiting for the bus. Perhaps you missed the bus as well. Circumstantial, but I can see where you're getting it.

In Royal Blue.

Conclusion: You're a very angry and nitpicky person and life must just eat you up inside.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

It is a joke Noctis :3