Tickle Me Fancy

Hando Craap · 02-08-2013, 07:53 PM

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Carrie is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
... He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Carrie surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Carrie.

"I'm sorry." He says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "But I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday....."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

NINE-TAILS-BIJU · 02-08-2013, 07:59 PM

lol!! i get it!! she thought it was the "other one"

Vex · 02-08-2013, 08:09 PM

Elmo's swingin'

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato · 02-08-2013, 08:19 PM

hahahaha

i wonder what would happen if those were to hit the shelves

Kiko-kun · 02-08-2013, 08:21 PM

I feel bad that I actually laughed out loud.

NINE-TAILS-BIJU · 02-08-2013, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kakashi Hatake_Yamato

hahahaha

i wonder what would happen if those were to hit the shelves

lol!! the young kids reaction!!

Throw Rasen-Shuriken · 02-08-2013, 08:26 PM

Oh well at least she was being thorough.

Xibitz360 · 02-08-2013, 10:27 PM

Lol Perv.

Hando Craap · 02-09-2013, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xibitz360

Lol Perv.

Eh...it's what Ah Dew.
At least she wasn't using softballs

Wooster · 02-09-2013, 08:06 AM

Oh Hando

Izi90 · 02-09-2013, 08:08 AM

Teeheehew XDDD

Dangle-janggle Elmo huh? WOuld be a great present for my sisters LMAO

Xibitz360 · 02-09-2013, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Hando Craap

Eh...it's what Ah Dew.
At least she wasn't using softballs

I was referring to the girl, but I know

That would have been a nice touch. Soft and fluffy.

Kiseki · 02-09-2013, 09:56 AM

Wow, I actually got it

Jakropha · 02-09-2013, 12:21 PM

I would have bought one, just because they would be so rare

And I wonder if she wired in a giggle if you tickled his testes?

Miss Kitty · 02-09-2013, 12:36 PM

HHHHHHHHHHHHandOOOOOOOOOOO, you so crazy!

Hando Craap · 02-09-2013, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakropha

I would have bought one, just because they would be so rare

And I wonder if she wired in a giggle if you tickled his testes?

lmao...I can hear it now
HeHe, Elmo have accidental giggles in your hando

wait...wut?!!?

moonwatcher · 02-09-2013, 08:11 PM

Hando

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Hando Craap Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Village Hidden Under the Pebble (it's a small village) Posts: 2,097 Rep Power: 12 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1 Total Points: 4	Tickle Me Fancy There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Carrie is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. ... He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Carrie surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Carrie. "I'm sorry." He says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "But I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday....." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the Force. There is no Force,there is only Giggity-Goo

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