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Special Jonin Candidate
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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Carrie is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. ... He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Carrie surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Carrie. "I'm sorry." He says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "But I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday....." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
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lol!! i get it!! she thought it was the "other one"
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Elmo's swingin'
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Aiding Kakashi, Yamato, & Iruka
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hahahaha
i wonder what would happen if those were to hit the shelves
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I feel bad that I actually laughed out loud.
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lol!! the young kids reaction!!
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Oh well at least she was being thorough.
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Lol Perv.
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Eh...it's what Ah Dew.
At least she wasn't using softballs
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Oh Hando
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Teeheehew XDDD
Dangle-janggle Elmo huh? WOuld be a great present for my sisters LMAO
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I was referring to the girl, but I know
That would have been a nice touch. Soft and fluffy.
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Wow, I actually got it
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Your Lord Zetsoom
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I would have bought one, just because they would be so rare
And I wonder if she wired in a giggle if you tickled his testes?
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HHHHHHHHHHHHandOOOOOOOOOOO, you so crazy!
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HeHe, Elmo have accidental giggles in your hando wait...wut?!!?
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