Favorite Random Quote

[Akatsuki_Fighter]

Alright, so just post your most favoritest, randomest, most funniest quotes here. I would start, but it's 4 in the mornin' and I'm not all with it right now. I'll let the next person start, and I'll join in later. Begin!

[Throw Rasen-Shuriken]

These are more under favourite quotes or ones I can relate to in some way so I like them.

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There is in all things an inexhaustible sweetness and purity, a silence that is a fountain of action and joy.

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.

I suppose - the moments one most enjoys, are moments - alone - when one unexpectedly stretches something inside you that needs stretching.

True beauty must come, must be grown from within.

Within us should always be that peace, which is forever listening and open-minded.

You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.

Nothing is so strong as gentleness; nothing so gentle as real strength.

Life just is. You have to flow with it. Give yourself to the moment. Let it happen.

What a lovely surprise to discover how un-lonely being alone can be.

Solitude, quality solitude, is an assertion of self-worth, because only, in the stillness can we hear the truth of our own unique voices.

And so, while other miserably pledge themselves to insatiable pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Do not seek to have everything that happens, happen, as you wish but, wish for everything to happen as it, actually does happen and, your life will be serene.

I used to believe that anything is better than nothing. Now I know that sometimes nothing is better.

True happiness is of a retired nature, it arises, in the first place, from enjoyment of one's self; and in the next, from the friendship and conversation of a select few companions.

Joy exists only in self acceptance. Seek perfect acceptance, not a perfect life.

Grant me serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can and, wisdom to know the difference.

Those who face that which is actually before them, unburdened by the past, undistracted by the future, these are they who live.

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

My two favorite serious quotes are on my sig. These two are my favorite random quotes.

"In a world full of peaches, m'Johnny, don't ask for applesauce"
----- Captain K'nuckles from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

and this one

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[Maruko]

The old Chinese proverb: when you are hungry....eat.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

I like What aint no country I ever heard of, you speak english in What? English mother****** do you speak it - Samuel L Jackson - Pulp Fiction.

[Shinagami]

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All of us get lost in the darkness, but the dreamers learn to steer by the stars.

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

All lies and jest, a man hears what he wants and disregards the rest.

Every new begining comes from some other beginings end.

[The Second Pornkage]

"Why make trillions when you could make...billions?" -Dr. Evil