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Sasuke sees the 4 previous Hokage and glares
Orochimaru: I present to you... Hashirama the first Tobirama the second Hiruzen the Third and Minato the Fourth They are the Hokage and they know everything. Sasuke: I don't need a history lesson Hashirama: Orochimaru I see you have summoned us again. Tobirama: Though we cannot fight for you nor anyone Hiruzen: Sasuke Uchiha. You have changed. Minato: And yet things remain the same. Orochimaru: The cycle of hatred continues. Suigetsu: Can we get on with the program Jugo gives Suigetsu a dirty look Suigetsu: What!? Sasuke: I don't have time to waste so I'll make this quick... Sasuke: I will destroy your precious Konoha. Give me one good reason why I should stop. 4 hokages thinking: THOSE EYES!!! 4 hokages whisper in secret Sasuke: ??? 4 Hokages: Sasuke Uchiha it is time. Hashirama: For you Tobirama To learn Hiruzen The will Minato Of fire Sasuke I already know about that nonsense... Minato Nonsense! Nonsense you say! The will of fire isn't nonsense! You're nonsense! You just don't get the will of fire! Sasuke Look I just... Hiruzen Hold your tongue young whipper snapper! I didn't sacrifice myself to listen to your back talk! Back in my day... Orochimaru (under his breath): I beat you, pops. Hashirama: To understand the will of fire we must go back in history to the time of the Sage of the Six Paths Tobirama: The sage of the six paths was the strongest ninja. Even stronger than all four of us. Minato: Now I'm not so sure about that. I mean we're a pretty strong bunch and if you take away the tailed beasts then the Sage isn't really as strong. Now that isn't to say... Hiruzen: Where's my back pills!!??? Tobirama: The Will of Fire surrounds us, it envelops us. It pentrates us Hashirama: With midichlorines! Tobirama: Ok that's just stupid. I thought the will of fire was supposed to be mystical not bacteria Hashirama Dude it's not bacteria if you paid attention you would know that these so called "bacteria" are in our cells and they speak to us letting us know the will of fire! Tobirama That's even dumber Hashirama You're dumber Minato Hey hey let's settle down remember the will of fire says to live in peace and harmony Hashirama Oh I'll show you peace and harmony! Hiruzen I need a new diaper Tobirama Sorry my brother is such an idiot but the will of fire is best explained by the question of is the will of fire a wave or is it a particle but amazingly enough it is both! Hashirama Shut yo mouth! The will of fire is like a blossom growing in the spring of the mountain rivers overflowing with the love of ponies Hiruzen That's the worst poem I ever heard! That sounds like the kinda crap Kishimoto would make up Minato Or worse. The crap mrsticky005 makes up Hiruzen Who the hell is mrsticky005! I am an old man! I don't know about your vhs players and their rewind and fast forward and their doo hickies! I just want my porridge Tobirama Dude they got blu-ray now Hashirama And how would you know!? You're older than he is!!! Tobirama Well if you must know i use the crystal ball jutsu to see the future Minato it can see the future!? Hashirama But that cost many lives to use Tobirama Yeah I didn't like the Uzumaki very much Hashirama My WIFE is Uzumaki Tobirama Must I repeat myself Hashirama Oh you're going down! You're are GOING DOWN Tobirama You and what army!? Minato Why can't weeee be friends why can't weee be friends!!! Hiruzen X box is better Hashirama Eat wood style!! Tobirama Drown you lout!!! Hiruzen I wet myself Minato Garble garble garble will you guys quit it I can't breathe! Hiruzen WHERE'S MY BACK PILLS!!?? Tobirama He started it! Hashirama Shut up or I'll give you a noogie!! Hiruzen REAPER DEATH SEAL 3.0 KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM All the previous Hokage are gone Orochimaru: ... Suigetsu: ... Jugo: ... Sasuke: What the... TUNE IN FOR NARUTO 620!! Oro sacrifices Jugo and Suigetsu to redo the reanimation jutsu so Sasuke can listen to 4 old men rant Suigetsu: Wait.. WHAT!?
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Lol, now that would be a great chapter.
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Liked the Hiruzen part.
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Bronze V 4 lyfe
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Let's fire Kishi and make Sticky carry it on.
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Hahahahahaha! You forgot to put Minato saying the same thing:
My wife is also an Uzumaki... *drowns from the battle out* (okay nevermind, don't listen anyway...) heh heh
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BUT THAT JUTSU TAKES SO MANY SACRIFICES!
Yeah i didnt like the Uzumaki clan very much...
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Why can't we get this?!
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You made them sound like old mystical beings xD
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mrsticky needs to write the new parody for this series.
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this made me happy!!
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that would be one kick ass chapter
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Aiding Kakashi, Yamato, & Iruka
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Totally loved it!!
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I want my life back reading that
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Soo, you are saying Kishi's story writing is as bad as George Lucas?
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Mr. Sticky, chapter subs.
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I didn't like them before but after rewatching them I do now. Masashi Kishimoto is a generally bland writer who has the occasional stroke of genius cough cough Danzo cough cough But of course Masashi is probably unaware of this untapped potential. How tragic!
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