Your ideal Man/Woman

[The Second Pornkage]

Originally Posted by Hipster22

no one you vex

You have no right to talk about Vex's sex life like that!

[Maruko]

Originally Posted by Hipster22

no one loves you vex

I do.

[Hipster22]

but isnt maruka still a virgin?

[Maruko]

Who's Maruka?

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

Originally Posted by InnerSakura

Nah Im not afraid. hahaha
Maik is an awesome person. ^^
I was referring to the pic. That dude looks creepy.

Yeah, that was the joke behind him. I wanted him to look creepy. xD
Also, thanks.

[Jose]

Originally Posted by Hikari-chan

I'm not really Bi but I still find girls hawt and crush on some girls so here I go. xD
These aren't what I look for in a guy/girl more like what I usually go for but it all depends.

Boy:
Has to make me laugh!
Have some cute nerdy habbits.
Like my weired humour!
Protective over me.
If they're indie that's a massive turn on! ;D
ear peircings are quite hot and so are freckles and braces!
They have to care about what they look like, and shop in nice shops like urban outfitters and topman ect
be comfortable around me
Look at me in a loving way
can't be too pushy when it comes to sex but isn't too timid about it either
cheeky
plays guitar or bass

Girls:
Long hair usually
Again, Braces and freckles are beautiful!
they have to look girly, but then have a really boyish personality.
Funny
not a chav
don't wear too much make-up
have a nice smile
plays guitar or bass
goofy

Darn I just had my braces removed >.< how about retainers? P:

Originally Posted by Kiseki

Ideal man:
- Dark hair and dark eyes
- Medium long hair (I dislike really short or really long hairstyles)
- I actually like some short of side swept bowl cut (There, I said it!)
- Tall, because I want to be able to wear high heels when next to them
- Light to medium skin color, medium is most preferred
- Attractive lips, lips that are obviously been taken care of
- I prefer men that use skin- and hair products, a fresh look is important!
- Small eyes (Yes, believe it or not!)
- Overall a cute appeal, but can be very sexy as well
- Attractive smile
- Must like some of the music I listen to
- Most important: Intelligence. I highly dislike people who act/are really dumb.
- Has a good sense of fashion, must look good in basics
- Can easily make friends and enjoys getting attention
- Has some confidence and takes good care of his body
- Will not embarrass me in public, knows his manners well in every situation

So yeah, I think that is pretty much it.
In case you are curious how well my boyfriend matches my list:
He had 13 out of 16, and that is 81,25%

I'm almost 18 wait for me!! D:

Originally Posted by Vex

Man just when I try to think of a perfect person, I stumble upon someone completely opposite yet they make my heart flutter. I feel like no one is similar and some people share the same qualities yet not all-- still making them different.

I would most definitely prefer NOT to have the exact qualities I list off of what I like in a partner.. I would much rather be surprised. Like a remix of what I want. Whenever I get what I want, it soon becomes spoiled and it's not exciting anymore.. Unfortunately. It's honestly the one of the most frustrating habits in me.

I'm also 100% not bullshitting when I say I do not care what you look like, or have a cut-out of what I envision. If you're spectacular as a person, I am more than content. I'm going to be vague about looks because everyone looks different and have certain things about them that I find cute.These just stand out the most, buds.

Just get me Papers and I'll be your Ranchero in a Shining Sombrero. <3

As for my idea girl

A girl who is real with me
She has to be confident
Shorter than me I'm 5'10
Apperciate what little humor I have .-.
Not afraid to show affection in public
Like Cuddling/Snuggling :3
Dancing is always good not really a requirement but a bonus
She has to have goals and dreams I don't want no slacker girl who is going to dry me of my money!

Yeah thats it I'm not that picky I just want someone to accept me and look past my faults and share a portion of my life with.

[ItachiKisame]

Originally Posted by InnerSakura

Wow. More stuff we have in common, it seems.

Im average height. 5'5.

I honestly dont really prefer guys that are really tall, I like if they are about my height. And a dark personality and handsome can be a mega turn-on for me. I dont mind if the guy has tanned skin, but pale is sexy too. I like red-heads, and guys with dark hair are also hot. Also, I like guys who share the same interests I do, and they have to not want to smooch the whole time with me and will actually take some time to play video games and other stuff. Basically, he has to be a little considerate of my own personal needs and space.

Also, he has to be able to make good conversation with me. I actually dont mind guys who are a little awkward in social situations, because they are the guys who I have the most interesting conversations with. They cut the bull-crap and only have important stuff to say, which I like very much.

As for girls...hm. Well since i'm straight, I prefer someone who is a good friend. Just as long as they accept me for who I am i'm ok with that. But I have also had bi friends before, so I dont mind. Also, I enjoy hanging around girls who can have fun and like to do the same stuff I do. I can get along with a lot of different girls, from bad girls, to girls who are a little timid. I dont hang around preppy girls though. But if you have an upbeat personality, but you are not preppy, I guess I can tolerate that. I enjoy it when people actually manage to make me laugh.

lol Awesome its good we do.

And 5' 5 isn't bad im only around like 5' 7 so im not much taller. I pretty much have a lot of stuff your talking about like personality and all and also have dark brown hair at least and many girls on here have found me hot.XD And yeah I know what your saying having someone to spend time doing stuff like video games and other fun stuff is good I mean I know I would enjoy doing all that with the person im with and im sure I would have decent conversations with the person I know when when I talk about something something fun or what I like I can be a chatter box sometimes. And it is good to have someone into the same things you are. So yeah we do have a lot in common when it comes to that.lol

[ItachiKisame]

Also I would want someone closer to my age I have been getting a little tired of being with anyone under 18 im getting too old for that stuff now so 18 should be the youngest for me.>.>

[Hipster22]

no psychotic fangirls

[Jakropha]

I need a 10 year old love for my life.

10 years old maximum, if they age past 10, I'm done.

[LilHinataGirl]

Originally Posted by Jakropha

I need a 10 year old love for my life.

10 years old maximum, if they age past 10, I'm done.

I never knew you were such a pedo *tear*

[The Second Pornkage]

[LilHinataGirl]

Originally Posted by The Second Pornkage

/wants to rep you
/dies cause she can't

[The Second Pornkage]

Oh, LHG, it's the thought that counts

[Hipster22]

pedophilia is not something you should be joking about

[LilHinataGirl]

Originally Posted by The Second Pornkage

Oh, LHG, it's the thought that counts

Heh

@hipster

[Miss Kitty]

1. Biceps must be bigger than his ear lobes.
2. Must be willing to hand over the control of the TV remote, without sweating, swearing, squirming or extreme distortions of his face.
3. Must be able to remember both my first and last name within 10 minutes of watching Baywatch.
4. Vocabulary must include at least 20% intelligible words mixed in with the typical blend of grunts, snorts and belches.
5. Should be able to defend me against at least 2 thugs. If I'm willing to help, then it should go up to 6.
6. The sound level of his eating a cheeseburger must remain under 90 decibels...unless he does it in under 6 seconds.
7. Must be able to reserve at least 15 minutes a day for conversation that does NOT include sports, cars, video games, or science fiction movies.
8. Must know the difference between right and wrong...I'm right and they're wrong!
9. Idea of a date must on occasion include the possibility of him spending money.
10. Must be able to dance at least one dance OTHER than the hokey-pokey.
11. Boyfriend hair guidelines: 1) his hair should never look like a nest for rodents, 2) his hair should never look better than mine and 3) his hair should never be longer than mine. (unless you are Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall P: )
    
12. Idea of a sensitive and emotionally satisfying movie should not include any films with Clint, Arnold, or Bruce in it.
13. Ideally, he should be able to dress himself with style and flair...or at least just be able to dress himself.
14. Must not be able to smell his breath beyond a radius of 4 feet.
15. He must be taller than me.. just not so tall that he's nuts over me.

[The Second Pornkage]

Originally Posted by Miss Kitty

1. Biceps must be bigger than his ear lobes.
   
   ...we talking vertical or horizontal here?
   
2. Must be willing to hand over the control of the TV remote, without sweating, swearing, squirming or extreme distortions of his face.
   
   [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]that remote's pretty damn heavy, alright?[/COLOR]
   
3. Must be able to remember both my first and last name within 10 minutes of watching Baywatch.
   
   [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]if I'm watching Baywatch, I'm not memorizing anything other than a few specific shapes[/COLOR]
   
4. Vocabulary must include at least 20% intelligible words mixed in with the typical blend of grunts, snorts and belches.
   
   [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]Waaugh?![/COLOR]
   
5. Should be able to defend me against at least 2 thugs. If I'm willing to help, then it should go up to 6.
   
   [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]my unorthodox fighting style guarantees protection of up to 60 first graders at once (from experience)[/COLOR]
   
6. The sound level of his eating a cheeseburger must remain under 90 decibels...unless he does it in under 6 seconds.
   
   [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]Cheeseburgers are for the weak. It's all about chicken strips![/COLOR]
   
7. Must be able to reserve at least 15 minutes a day for conversation that does NOT include sports, cars, video games, or science fiction movies.
   
   [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]Porn it is.[/COLOR]
   
8. Must know the difference between right and wrong...I'm right and they're wrong!
   
   [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]I'm wrong 95% of the time, but if I'm wrong, I don't wanna be right![/COLOR]
   
9. Idea of a date must on occasion include the possibility of him spending money.
   
   [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]if it's your money, sure![/COLOR]
   
10. Must be able to dance at least one dance OTHER than the hokey-pokey.
    
    [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]i know the Napoleon Dynamite dance[/COLOR]
11. Boyfriend hair guidelines: 1) his hair should never look like a nest for rodents, 2) his hair should never look better than mine and 3) his hair should never be longer than mine. (unless you are Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall P: )
    
    
    [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]Are armadillos rodents?[/COLOR]
    
12. Idea of a sensitive and emotionally satisfying movie should not include any films with Clint, Arnold, or Bruce in it.
    
    [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]Don't hate on Bruce Wayne, he's the hero Gotham deserves.[/COLOR]
    
13. Ideally, he should be able to dress himself with style and flair...or at least just be able to dress himself.
    
    [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]If I'm able and I don't wanna, it counts, yes?[/COLOR]
    
14. Must not be able to smell his breath beyond a radius of 4 feet.
    
    [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]Well now, that's just unreasonable[/COLOR]
15. He must be taller than me.. just not so tall that he's nuts over me.
    
    [COLOR="rgb(0, 255, 255)"]BUT THAT'S PRIME POSITIONING.[/COLOR]

Aww yeah. I'm so worthy.

I won't fix those color things. Too much work.

[Jose]

Originally Posted by Miss Kitty

1. Biceps must be bigger than his ear lobes.
2. Must be willing to hand over the control of the TV remote, without sweating, swearing, squirming or extreme distortions of his face.
3. Must be able to remember both my first and last name within 10 minutes of watching Baywatch.
4. Vocabulary must include at least 20% intelligible words mixed in with the typical blend of grunts, snorts and belches.
5. Should be able to defend me against at least 2 thugs. If I'm willing to help, then it should go up to 6.
6. The sound level of his eating a cheeseburger must remain under 90 decibels...unless he does it in under 6 seconds.
7. Must be able to reserve at least 15 minutes a day for conversation that does NOT include sports, cars, video games, or science fiction movies.
8. Must know the difference between right and wrong...I'm right and they're wrong!
9. Idea of a date must on occasion include the possibility of him spending money.
10. Must be able to dance at least one dance OTHER than the hokey-pokey.
11. Boyfriend hair guidelines: 1) his hair should never look like a nest for rodents, 2) his hair should never look better than mine and 3) his hair should never be longer than mine. (unless you are Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall P: )
    
12. Idea of a sensitive and emotionally satisfying movie should not include any films with Clint, Arnold, or Bruce in it.
13. Ideally, he should be able to dress himself with style and flair...or at least just be able to dress himself.
14. Must not be able to smell his breath beyond a radius of 4 feet.
15. He must be taller than me.. just not so tall that he's nuts over me.

Does it have to be an actual fight or does it count if I immediately kick them in the nuts?

[Wooster]

Originally Posted by Miss Kitty

1. Biceps must be bigger than his ear lobes. Hey, I have big ears. Leave me and Obama alone!
   
2. Must be willing to hand over the control of the TV remote, without sweating, swearing, squirming or extreme distortions of his face. Sure, just don't mind the what I am doing by the circuit breaker.
   
3. Must be able to remember both my first and last name within 10 minutes of watching Baywatch. Ummm, David Hasselfhoff, right????
   
4. Vocabulary must include at least 20% intelligible words mixed in with the typical blend of grunts, snorts and belches. You be lucky to understand 20% of my vocabulary, pleb.
   
5. Should be able to defend me against at least 2 thugs. If I'm willing to help, then it should go up to 6. Do I get a laser?
   
6. The sound level of his eating a cheeseburger must remain under 90 decibels...unless he does it in under 6 seconds. Hate cheeseburgers, so no problem.
   
7. Must be able to reserve at least 15 minutes a day for conversation that does NOT include sports, cars, video games, or science fiction movies. Glad you like discussing quantum mechanics. :}
   
8. Must know the difference between right and wrong...I'm right and they're wrong! Sorry, it's a linear combination of right AND wrong. and you are out of phase.*nods*
   
9. Idea of a date must on occasion include the possibility of him spending money. Did you say..MONEY???
   
10. Must be able to dance at least one dance OTHER than the hokey-pokey. Polka! =B
    
11. Boyfriend hair guidelines: 1) his hair should never look like a nest for rodents, 2) his hair should never look better than mine and 3) his hair should never be longer than mine. (unless you are Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall P: ) Nest for birds actually. Sorry if my hair is so pretty. >_>
    
12. Idea of a sensitive and emotionally satisfying movie should not include any films with Clint, Arnold, or Bruce in it. Russell Crowe x Paul Bettany P:
    
13. Ideally, he should be able to dress himself with style and flair...or at least just be able to dress himself. Only Vorn may have more style than me. heehee
    
14. Must not be able to smell his breath beyond a radius of 4 feet. But what about when eating liverwurst???
    
15. He must be taller than me.. just not so tall that he's nuts over me. You don't want nuts over you?
    

In red.