Stupidest Things You Did As A Kid

InnerSakura · 01-14-2013, 11:34 PM

Ok. So when I was a kid I watched a television show (I dont remember what it was tho) and after I watched it, I wanted to see if I could fly. So I went outside, and dived off the porch. But, unfortunately, I couldnt fly, and so I landed. Well, sort of. There was a nail sticking out of the edge of the porch, and it caught my pants.....yeah. And so there I was, hanging by my underwear and pants off the side of the porch. I was so little that my feet couldnt reach the ground. So I had to get my mom to help me. When she saw me in that predicament, she just laughed. Of course, after the ordeal I never tried to jump off the porch again. And I had a big spot on my butt to prove that people can NOT fly. Unless you have a plane. lol.

Shisko Shi · 01-14-2013, 11:34 PM

Oh hard one.... Broke a girls arm? Because of my anger issues and being dumb of course.

InnerSakura · 01-14-2013, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Shisko Shi

Oh hard one.... Broke a girls arm? Because of my anger issues and being dumb of course.

Oh, bummer.

Shisko Shi · 01-14-2013, 11:39 PM

Yea... I regret it everyday. I have so many.... T T

Bombs266 · 01-15-2013, 12:01 AM

Stupidest thing I've ever done....Not gonna talk about it. but i'll say someone elses.

the called the teacher a "you know what" head in his hearing twice a week all year. Did i mention our teacher also boxes already?

InnerSakura · 01-15-2013, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Bombs266

Stupidest thing I've ever done....Not gonna talk about it. but i'll say someone elses.

the called the teacher a "you know what" head in his hearing twice a week all year. Did i mention our teacher also boxes already?

oh dear.
*ding ding teacher vs student round one!*
*ding ding KO student is down for the count!*

Maikeru D. Shinigami · 01-15-2013, 12:14 AM

I made a B in one of my classes in 5th grade.

InnerSakura · 01-15-2013, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Shisko Shi

Yea... I regret it everyday. I have so many.... T T

Everyone has regrets. Dont get down on yourself for something you did a long time ago.

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato · 01-15-2013, 12:20 AM

eh cant really remember the things i did as a kid

Throw Rasen-Shuriken · 01-15-2013, 12:57 AM

Shop lifted.. I was like 9 so yeah, when I was a kid.
Yeah I've had my bad moments.

ILIKEPIE · 01-15-2013, 02:16 AM

I set the couch on fire

joon61 · 01-15-2013, 04:05 AM

Spit on a pillow, threw a little bear toy in the toilet, and eat peanut butter out of the jar when no one was looking.

Jakropha · 01-15-2013, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Maikeru D. Shinigami

I made a B in one of my classes in 5th grade.

YOU MONSTER FRISBEE.

Since the legal definition for a Kid, is under the age of 18, I have done MANY stupid things.
Lets count them off!

1. Drop kicked my older brother in the spine
2. Broke the tv screen with an empty 2 liter
3. Whacked my dog from spinning a sledgehammer round and round
4. Grabbed a cherry red rock after it popped out of a fire
5. 2 feet away from a 2 liter filled with water with a shotgun, I MISS
6. Killed a Shiny Latios
7. Various small mistakes in my Machine Tool class
8. half a page out on the ACT Writing Portion <,>
9. Called a girl fat when I was 10
10. I talked for 5 years in a lisp, for the sake of doing so.
11. Screwed up a perfect Cheesecake
12. Ordered a Potato filled burrito from Taco Bell
13. Didn't get an 99% in my Machine Tool class, because I forgot the back side of 10 different assignments

I'm sure I can come up with more, but I would only accomplish making you guys look like geniuses in comparison.

Souret · 01-15-2013, 04:32 AM

I asked my sister the stupidest thing I'd ever done she said the list was too long.
-when I was three I jumped in a puddle and disapeared
-I tried to order a private jet to pick me up from school
-I set of tiny ickle snap bombs in a school cathedral servace cause I didn't realise they would get angry.
-I tried to curse my maths teacher

that's all I can think of right now. My friend tried to steal the magnacarta and my othe friend throught she could fly so jumped off a shed and broke her arm.

Maruko · 01-15-2013, 04:50 AM

I stole something from kindergarten, I can't remember what.

SilentBlade · 01-15-2013, 05:48 AM

hmm...where do I even start lol? I think street racing up a particularly windy road with look outs at both ends was pretty dumb, considering the roads were narrow and it was a long way down...ya that might take the cake! or doing 120mph over an open freeway making a 30 min drive take around 15 lol...

Devils Lawyer · 01-15-2013, 06:54 AM

Play with guns....oh wait I still do that.

Jakropha · 01-15-2013, 07:47 AM

When I was only a whopping 12 years old, I thought I was batman, so I jumped on Ice Floes.

I fell into that damned pool.

Throw Rasen-Shuriken · 01-15-2013, 07:52 AM

Use to climb on trees and roofs all the time when young, also use to always jump off our garage roof, no harm was ever done.
Still do climb up on roofs, without a ladder, minus the jumping down though, lol. Someone of our extended family member took a photo actually once, when visiting, last year, if I could get it off them, it'll be proof I still do climb on roofs, haha.

Jakropha · 01-15-2013, 07:55 AM

I did much more stupid stuff, like what you did TRS, but I never got an injury

I did it flawlessly!!

01-14-2013, 11:34 PM	#1
InnerSakura Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: On the other side Posts: 2,934 Rep Power: 13 Member's Picture Albums	Stupidest Things You Did As A Kid Ok. So when I was a kid I watched a television show (I dont remember what it was tho) and after I watched it, I wanted to see if I could fly. So I went outside, and dived off the porch. But, unfortunately, I couldnt fly, and so I landed. Well, sort of. There was a nail sticking out of the edge of the porch, and it caught my pants.....yeah. And so there I was, hanging by my underwear and pants off the side of the porch. I was so little that my feet couldnt reach the ground. So I had to get my mom to help me. When she saw me in that predicament, she just laughed. Of course, after the ordeal I never tried to jump off the porch again. And I had a big spot on my butt to prove that people can NOT fly. Unless you have a plane. lol. __________________ Note to self: do NOT upset Sakura. She'll kill you! ~Naruto CHAAA!!!!! ~Hikage of The Village Hidden in the Oasis~

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Shisko Shi Shiskuh Bob Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Hidding in your closet... Posts: 9,032 Rep Power: 15	Re: Stupidest Things You Did As A Kid Oh hard one.... Broke a girls arm? Because of my anger issues and being dumb of course. __________________ Just Call Me Half-Man\|Half-Amazing Hoe✯ -JAFL ScrappY Approves To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-14-2013, 11:39 PM	#4
Shisko Shi Shiskuh Bob Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Hidding in your closet... Posts: 9,032 Rep Power: 15	Re: Stupidest Things You Did As A Kid Yea... I regret it everyday. I have so many.... T T __________________ Just Call Me Half-Man\|Half-Amazing Hoe✯ -JAFL ScrappY Approves To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-15-2013, 12:01 AM	#5
Bombs266 Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Village hidded in the earth Posts: 2,823 Rep Power: 3	Re: Stupidest Things You Did As A Kid Stupidest thing I've ever done....Not gonna talk about it. but i'll say someone elses. the called the teacher a "you know what" head in his hearing twice a week all year. Did i mention our teacher also boxes already? __________________ While you where reading this.... I snuck in through your window.... When the enemy flies, take to the skies!- by the pilot of the red baron. Last edited by Maikeru D. Shinigami; 01-15-2013 at 12:13 AM.

01-15-2013, 12:14 AM	#7
Maikeru D. Shinigami The Grand Vizier Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Funhouse Posts: 43,436 Rep Power: 44 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Stupidest Things You Did As A Kid I made a B in one of my classes in 5th grade. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. YouTube:

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Souret Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Little place called Wonderland Posts: 5,601 Rep Power: 14 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Stupidest Things You Did As A Kid I asked my sister the stupidest thing I'd ever done she said the list was too long. -when I was three I jumped in a puddle and disapeared -I tried to order a private jet to pick me up from school -I set of tiny ickle snap bombs in a school cathedral servace cause I didn't realise they would get angry. -I tried to curse my maths teacher that's all I can think of right now. My friend tried to steal the magnacarta and my othe friend throught she could fly so jumped off a shed and broke her arm. __________________ Just Call Me Intellectual Hoe⚜ -JAFL ScrappY Approves! Life Lives, Life Dies, Life Laughs, Life Cries, Life Gives Up and Life Tries. But Life Looks Different Through Everyones Eyes. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Shoukry my Sexy S Sister Amazon my ganster Sister To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Maruko Winter is Coming Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 12,311 Rep Power: 33	Re: Stupidest Things You Did As A Kid I stole something from kindergarten, I can't remember what. __________________

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SilentBlade Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Hot springs Posts: 2,584 Rep Power: 12	Re: Stupidest Things You Did As A Kid hmm...where do I even start lol? I think street racing up a particularly windy road with look outs at both ends was pretty dumb, considering the roads were narrow and it was a long way down...ya that might take the cake! or doing 120mph over an open freeway making a 30 min drive take around 15 lol... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,733 Rep Power: 25 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Stupidest Things You Did As A Kid When I was only a whopping 12 years old, I thought I was batman, so I jumped on Ice Floes. I fell into that damned pool. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Throw Rasen-Shuriken Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: May 2010 Location: Waiting for the sky to fall, the world to forfeit to darkness and an endless spiral shall begin... Posts: 13,408 Rep Power: 21	Re: Stupidest Things You Did As A Kid Use to climb on trees and roofs all the time when young, also use to always jump off our garage roof, no harm was ever done. Still do climb up on roofs, without a ladder, minus the jumping down though, lol. Someone of our extended family member took a photo actually once, when visiting, last year, if I could get it off them, it'll be proof I still do climb on roofs, haha. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. BF: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Spoiler: My darling petal, you always bring peace, happiness, sweetness, softness, sereneness and a loving calm to my day.. Spoiler: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Spoiler: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I have self-proclaimed myself FLAREON crazy! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Queen of the Quietness

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Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,733 Rep Power: 25 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Stupidest Things You Did As A Kid I did much more stupid stuff, like what you did TRS, but I never got an injury I did it flawlessly!! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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