Why though

Vex · 12-31-2012, 02:54 PM

I just came home from work and my mother is shitfaced. Let's do a recap.

It smells like cocoa butter???
She's yelling things about the recent fiscal cliff.
Hilary Clinton is related to humpty dumpty (too soon mom..)
Throwing things at me and mooning me (I just ordered a noose off amazon FYI)
Slurred speech
She keeps drunk texting me from downstairs and sending me pictures of my dog wat
She told me to go to heck because hell and heck are two different places and people get confused all the time

I want to go home but I already am home :'(((

Edit: Something new, she keeps saying 'swerve' #ohgod

trouble88 · 12-31-2012, 02:59 PM

try having father who blame you for everything going wrong their life like me. my dad blame me for the bills going up, priece of everything going up. Him not get his dumb truck back from shop which been two years now, and so much more.

The Second Pornkage · 12-31-2012, 02:59 PM

...WAT. I've been in some weird situations, but that's some pretty strange stuff.

This could be an opportunity to gain access to her subconscious. The cocoa butter, the Humpty Dumpty, and the pictures of the dog must connect somehow. Perhaps she just wants you to read her a story by the fire while drinking some cocoa next to your dog. Perhaps the fiscal cliff and the mooning is a premonition that it is the eve of disaster, so she wants to enjoy herself before the year of our doom. Perhaps she sees that the world is going to heck and she's trying to warn you, but no matter what, you should stick in there, because this isn't hell, it's just heck, and it'll end like everything else one day.

Jinchiruuki · 12-31-2012, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vex

I just came home from work and my mother is shitfaced. Let's do a recap.

It smells like cocoa butter???
She's yelling things about the recent fiscal cliff.
Hilary Clinton is related to humpty dumpty (too soon mom..)
Throwing things at me and mooning me (I just ordered a noose off amazon FYI)
Slurred speech
She keeps drunk texting me from downstairs and sending me pictures of my dog wat
She told me to go to heck because hell and heck are two different places and people get confused all the time

I want to go home but I already am home :'(((

This sounds terribly familiar to me from past experiences.
You mentioning fiscal cliff though gives a lot of "reason" for her drunkin stupor.

All you can do is ignore it and don't let it affect you. She probably won't even remember a majority of it aside from the texts.

Keep your head up Vanna, let me know if I can do anything.

In the meantime:

BE AMAZED AT LEGO ENGINEERING O_o ... o_O

(My bad attempt at cheering you up lol) THERE'S SO MANY BALLS

LilHinataGirl · 12-31-2012, 03:12 PM

Drunk texts...
I fear for my future when one of my friends get drunk -___-;;

Vex · 12-31-2012, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trouble88

try having father who blame you for everything going wrong their life like me. my dad blame me for the bills going up, priece of everything going up. Him not get his dumb truck back from shop which been two years now, and so much more.

k

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Second Pornkage

...WAT. I've been in some weird situations, but that's some pretty strange stuff.

This could be an opportunity to gain access to her subconscious. The cocoa butter, the Humpty Dumpty, and the pictures of the dog must connect somehow. Perhaps she just wants you to read her a story by the fire while drinking some cocoa next to your dog. Perhaps the fiscal cliff and the mooning is a premonition that it is the eve of disaster, so she wants to enjoy herself before the year of our doom. Perhaps she sees that the world is going to heck and she's trying to warn you, but no matter what, you should stick in there, because this isn't hell, it's just heck, and it'll end like everything else one day.

You're the best member on this whole forum

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinchiruuki

This sounds terribly familiar to me from past experiences.
You mentioning fiscal cliff though gives a lot of "reason" for her drunkin stupor.

All you can do is ignore it and don't let it affect you. She probably won't even remember a majority of it aside from the texts.

Keep your head up Vanna, let me know if I can do anything.

Oh this thread wasn't created out of turmoil or sorrow I just thought it was funny

Jinchiruuki · 12-31-2012, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vex

Oh this thread wasn't created out of turmoil or sorrow I just thought it was funny

My ability to pick up on that is obviously lacking

I was half way on it. "Is she mad or glad..."

Speaking of trash bags, I'm going to downtown tonight and I'll probably be running into a lot of people like that

The Second Pornkage · 12-31-2012, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vex

You're the best member on this whole forum

Vex · 12-31-2012, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinchiruuki

Speaking of trash bags, I'm going to downtown tonight and I'll probably be running into a lot of people like that

Don't take any lip off of them

Jinchiruuki · 12-31-2012, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vex

Don't take any lip off of them

RIGHT. Give em the ol 1 -2 combo and call it a day.

Vex · 12-31-2012, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinchiruuki

RIGHT. Give em the ol 1 -2 combo and call it a day.

right fist to put em to sleep and the left to wake em back up

Jinchiruuki · 12-31-2012, 03:25 PM

OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS VEX.

hahahah

Vex · 12-31-2012, 03:53 PM

Dude she's trying to make noodles (leaning on the stove watching the pot) and it's not even on lmao

Vex · 12-31-2012, 03:55 PM

I turned the stove on for her, she thanked me then I turned it back off she doesn't know LOL!!!!!!!!!

Ryuuko · 12-31-2012, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vex

Dude she's trying to make noodles (leaning on the stove watching the pot) and it's not even on lmao

This is why, in these situations, takeout is a winner.

I once tried to make snickerdoodles when inebriated. Cinnamon, cinnamon everywhere...

Jinchiruuki · 12-31-2012, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vex

Dude she's trying to make noodles (leaning on the stove watching the pot) and it's not even on lmao

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vex

I turned the stove on for her, she thanked me then I turned it back off she doesn't know LOL!!!!!!!!!

Damnit Top Ramen, Y U NO BOIL.

SilentBlade · 12-31-2012, 08:30 PM

Does she watch a lot of CNN/FOX?? I mean those two are inverses for sensationalizing things and driving the average non-financial person crazy with fear so they can keep their ratings up and pockets full....24hr news stations make me sick....

TheTrueMasterofIllusions · 12-31-2012, 08:37 PM

Ah don't let her get your sexy off. Stay sexy and have a Happy New Years Vex!

Red · 12-31-2012, 09:23 PM

come on tinychat you hooe

12-31-2012, 02:54 PM	#1
Vex Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Sep 2009 Posts: 20,377 Rep Power: 34	Why though I just came home from work and my mother is shitfaced. Let's do a recap. It smells like cocoa butter??? She's yelling things about the recent fiscal cliff. Hilary Clinton is related to humpty dumpty (too soon mom..) Throwing things at me and mooning me (I just ordered a noose off amazon FYI) Slurred speech She keeps drunk texting me from downstairs and sending me pictures of my dog wat She told me to go to heck because hell and heck are two different places and people get confused all the time I want to go home but I already am home :'((( Edit: Something new, she keeps saying 'swerve' #ohgod __________________ i'm not a hoe. Last edited by Vex; 12-31-2012 at 04:00 PM.

12-31-2012, 02:59 PM	#2
trouble88 Making It Duoble Special Hunter Ninja WS-Genin Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Cuddling with KazekageGaara and Fluttershy Posts: 26,521 Rep Power: 18 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Why though try having father who blame you for everything going wrong their life like me. my dad blame me for the bills going up, priece of everything going up. Him not get his dumb truck back from shop which been two years now, and so much more. __________________ ♥KazekageGaara x Trouble forever♥ 10/5/10 To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. You stole my heart from the day we met^////^ Forum frist buddies: JAFL,KU Member of the Forum ANBU PM me for help Just Call Me Feisty Hoe⚔ -JAFL ScrappY Approves! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Spoiler: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-31-2012, 02:59 PM	#3
The Second Pornkage The White Flash Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: The Bathroom. Knock before entering, please. Posts: 3,616 Rep Power: 16	Re: Why though ...WAT. I've been in some weird situations, but that's some pretty strange stuff. This could be an opportunity to gain access to her subconscious. The cocoa butter, the Humpty Dumpty, and the pictures of the dog must connect somehow. Perhaps she just wants you to read her a story by the fire while drinking some cocoa next to your dog. Perhaps the fiscal cliff and the mooning is a premonition that it is the eve of disaster, so she wants to enjoy herself before the year of our doom. Perhaps she sees that the world is going to heck and she's trying to warn you, but no matter what, you should stick in there, because this isn't hell, it's just heck, and it'll end like everything else one day. __________________ Just Call Me Level-II-Sex-Offending Hoe♋ -JAFL ScrappY Approves! "You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking." -Michael Kelso, That '70s Show To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-31-2012, 03:12 PM	#5
LilHinataGirl Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Brah-taking with ma Ninja Pink~ Posts: 6,291 Rep Power: 18 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Why though Drunk texts... I fear for my future when one of my friends get drunk -___-;; __________________ NatsuXLucy To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Forever Besties : Ninja Pink& Black King Just Call Me Mrs.CutiE-Is-Uh-Ten Hoe♡ -JAFL ScrappY Approves

12-31-2012, 03:25 PM	#12
Jinchiruuki Non Compos Mentis Join Date: May 2010 Location: Anonymous. Posts: 4,998 Rep Power: 10	Re: Why though OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS VEX. hahahah __________________ "Confront the dark parts of yourself, and work to banish them with illumination and forgiveness. Your willingness to wrestle with your demons will cause your angels to sing. Use the pain as fuel, as a reminder of your strength."--August Wilson

12-31-2012, 03:53 PM	#13
Vex Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Sep 2009 Posts: 20,377 Rep Power: 34	Re: Why though Dude she's trying to make noodles (leaning on the stove watching the pot) and it's not even on lmao __________________ i'm not a hoe.

12-31-2012, 03:55 PM	#14
Vex Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Sep 2009 Posts: 20,377 Rep Power: 34	Re: Why though I turned the stove on for her, she thanked me then I turned it back off she doesn't know LOL!!!!!!!!! __________________ i'm not a hoe.

12-31-2012, 08:30 PM	#17
SilentBlade Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Hot springs Posts: 2,584 Rep Power: 12	Re: Why though Does she watch a lot of CNN/FOX?? I mean those two are inverses for sensationalizing things and driving the average non-financial person crazy with fear so they can keep their ratings up and pockets full....24hr news stations make me sick.... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-31-2012, 08:37 PM	#18
TheTrueMasterofIllusions Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 5,968 Rep Power: 7	Re: Why though Ah don't let her get your sexy off. Stay sexy and have a Happy New Years Vex! __________________ Halloween Pumpkins Spoiler: Senbon, Fuji,Mat, Annie(Anathema), Bella(Bell), Byakugan(Bya), Hinata(Hina), Naruto fan10!(Naru), Storm50(Stormbringer), Abe Uzumaki(Abs),King Kakashi(Mushu), George

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)