A list of things that piss me off/annoy me.

[puppetmasterpossession]

Originally Posted by Killer Bee

1. Recovering addicts who think the world OWES them "understanding" for what STARTED as a CONSCIOUS DECISION on their part, DESPITE a MILLION warnings.
2. Obligatory small talk.
3. Women in positions of authority who feel they have to "prove" they're "in charge" of men instead of just DOING THE DAMN JOB.
4. Instant messages within the first 60 seconds of my signing on.
5. Improv Jazz.
6. Neckties.
7. "Sauce" from a jar.
8. "Conceptual Performance Art", It's a form of narcissistic, public, ego-masturbation.
9. Unsolicited comments, ESPECIALLY from people OUTSIDE the situation at hand.
10. MAD TV.
11. Parents who treat their kids like "little adults" ie stage moms, etc.
12. Math.
13. People who try to force EVERYONE to live by THEIR personal social codes.
14. Country music
15. Teachers who obviously don't like teaching or kids.
16. Golf.
17. People who try to think TOO deeply about EVERY word I say.
18. People who are intolerant of differences.
19. People who have found something that works for THEM, and try to cram it down EVERYONE'S throat as the "end-all and be-all."
20. People who feign concern just to gather gossip fodder.
21. People who personify their cars.
22. "Ugly American" syndrome, where some Americans feel it's the rest of the world's responsibility to conform to suit THEM. (ie language, customs, moral values, etc)
23. Re-processed rhetoric.
24. "Everybody Loves Raymond" because no, everybody DOESN'T.
25. People who like independent films simply because it's "trendy" to like them.
26. Religious Zealots who feel the need to "show me the light.".
27. People who act as though I HAVE TO make a right turn on a red light.
28. People who have more than the maximum number of items in the express lane.
29. Lying politicians, and people who THINK that's a redundant phrase.
30. The use of the words "Reverse Discrimination." That's called INCLUSION.
31. ILLEGAL (as in underage) Cam Whores, and "people" (ie PEDOPHILES) who "defend" the "rights" of UNDERAGE CHILDREN to expose themselves on the internet.
32. People "in recovery", (ANY recovery) who feel they now have a right/responsibility to preach.
33. "thin skinned" people.
34. Over-used phrases like "cold enough for ya?".
35. Guys that treat nice women like garbage.
36. People who resist change and expect ME to.
37. DRY wines, and people who say I should like them.
38. People who are anti-gun because it's cool to follow the celebrities.
39. People who talk about sex like it's such a BAD thing.
40. People who lack the figurative "balls" they were born with.
41. Bicyclists who ride too far in the car lane.
42. PC (computer people) who say "Macs suck" and only offer "because they do" or old rhetoric as the only reason.
43. When I find out that people have secretly been ASSUMING something untrue about me and never ASKED me just to be sure.
44. People who send out ULTRASOUNDS like family photos.
45. When people run to me and tell me what OTHER people have said.
46. People who just don't get it..
47. Reverse racism. (people who think that EVERYTHING you do is because of race. I won't dislike you because you are (insert race), I will dislike you because you are an IDIOT so DON'T assume otherwise)
48. Bad "theme TV" channels. (The GOLF channel? ?)
49. Lawn Jockeys.
50. When people see the emotional results of a really traumatic series of events in someone's life and reduce THEIR explanation of it to "he needs to get laid."
51. When people assume I'm available at THEIR whim and don't understand or respect my time off.
52. The Rev. Jesse Jackson. Exactly WHERE IS his "church" and why doesn't he just stay there?
53. Arrogant people who see my FEW attempts at privacy as assaults on their "right to know."
54. Martial Arts "students" who showboat in public. ie "air kata", always kicking the air, picking up umbrellas/sticks etc and pretending they're bokken/bo.
55. Poor hygenic habits. i.e not showering or using deodorant etc. YOU SMELL LIKE SHEET! DO SOMETHIN SO I CAN FREAKIN BREATHE.
56. Women who think they are above all else and expect people to bend over at their every whim. Newsflash..these types of women tend to never amount to anything above a trophy wife. So these types better learn the kitchen layout well.
57. Spoiled brats.
58. Self centered people.
59. Child abuse.
60. When a Mormon or Jahova Witness knocks on my front door at 630am on a weekend when I'm hungover as hell and expects me to sit down with them to listen to their religious rants over a cup of coffee. Next time you bastards do that, I'm going to answer the door naked with depictions of Lucifer and hell drawn on my body along with ketchup all over to make it look like a blood sacrifice. All hail Satan.
61. Hating on a music artist solely because they are mainstream.
62. People who claim to have certain mental issues when they really don't. i.e someone claiming to be schizo, bipolar and use those as excuses for their actions.
63. Woosters face.
64. Jacq-ass.
65. When the stupid effin microwave blows up my leftover pasta from Olive Garden.
66. Rich people who park in handicap spots when they aren't handicapped.
67. People who pretend to know what you talk about when they clearly don't. Or they say they know when they don't.
68. Homie hoppers. (Urbandictionary if you don't know what that is).


Will add more.

Agree
My mom does that, but not as much as stage moms do.
XDDDDD
I swear I want to stab these people
I think my dad met someone who did this when he was on his mission (He is a morman)

[Kreegah!!!]

Originally Posted by Killer Bee

I seriously almost pissed my pants laughing at Kreegah's post...

Originally Posted by Vornmusion

THEY REMOVED LEMON WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!??!?

Oh and I'm the same about the can-opener. Do people really like the old crusty crust of previous food in their about-to-be-eaten meal?

2009. Some SweeTarts varieties still have them, but why remove it from the old stand-by?? I want lime back too.

I guess. It's gross. Especially if it's days old, it would be contaminated.

[Jinchiruuki]

Yes. YES.

[Sajuuk]

The thing that really annoys me is that my mother can't get out of my damn hair for 2 minutes. She's always annoying the hell out of me and she doesn't know how to back off >_<

[CrackFat]

Originally Posted by Jinchiruuki

1. Recovering addicts who think the world OWES them "understanding" for what STARTED as a CONSCIOUS DECISION on their part, DESPITE a MILLION warnings.
2. Obligatory small talk.
3. Women in positions of authority who feel they have to "prove" they're "in charge" of men instead of just DOING THE DAMN JOB.
4. Instant messages within the first 60 seconds of my signing on.
5. Improv Jazz.
6. Neckties.
7. "Sauce" from a jar.
8. "Conceptual Performance Art", It's a form of narcissistic, public, ego-masturbation.
9. Unsolicited comments, ESPECIALLY from people OUTSIDE the situation at hand.
10. MAD TV.
11. Parents who treat their kids like "little adults" ie stage moms, etc.
12. Math.
13. People who try to force EVERYONE to live by THEIR personal social codes.
14. Country music
15. Teachers who obviously don't like teaching or kids.
16. Golf.
17. People who try to think TOO deeply about EVERY word I say.
18. People who are intolerant of differences.
19. People who have found something that works for THEM, and try to cram it down EVERYONE'S throat as the "end-all and be-all."
20. People who feign concern just to gather gossip fodder.
21. People who personify their cars.
22. "Ugly American" syndrome, where some Americans feel it's the rest of the world's responsibility to conform to suit THEM. (ie language, customs, moral values, etc)
23. Re-processed rhetoric.
24. "Everybody Loves Raymond" because no, everybody DOESN'T.
25. People who like independent films simply because it's "trendy" to like them.
26. Religious Zealots who feel the need to "show me the light.".
27. People who act as though I HAVE TO make a right turn on a red light.
28. People who have more than the maximum number of items in the express lane.
29. Lying politicians, and people who THINK that's a redundant phrase.
30. The use of the words "Reverse Discrimination." That's called INCLUSION.
31. ILLEGAL (as in underage) Cam Whores, and "people" (ie PEDOPHILES) who "defend" the "rights" of UNDERAGE CHILDREN to expose themselves on the internet.
32. People "in recovery", (ANY recovery) who feel they now have a right/responsibility to preach.
33. "thin skinned" people.
34. Over-used phrases like "cold enough for ya?".
35. Guys that treat nice women like garbage.
36. People who resist change and expect ME to.
37. DRY wines, and people who say I should like them.
38. People who are anti-gun because it's cool to follow the celebrities.
39. People who talk about sex like it's such a BAD thing.
40. People who lack the figurative "balls" they were born with.
41. Bicyclists who ride too far in the car lane.
42. PC (computer people) who say "Macs suck" and only offer "because they do" or old rhetoric as the only reason.
43. When I find out that people have secretly been ASSUMING something untrue about me and never ASKED me just to be sure.
44. People who send out ULTRASOUNDS like family photos.
45. When people run to me and tell me what OTHER people have said.
46. People who just don't get it..
47. Reverse racism. (people who think that EVERYTHING you do is because of race. I won't dislike you because you are (insert race), I will dislike you because you are an IDIOT so DON'T assume otherwise)
48. Bad "theme TV" channels. (The GOLF channel? ?)
49. Lawn Jockeys.
50. When people see the emotional results of a really traumatic series of events in someone's life and reduce THEIR explanation of it to "he needs to get laid."
51. When people assume I'm available at THEIR whim and don't understand or respect my time off.
52. The Rev. Jesse Jackson. Exactly WHERE IS his "church" and why doesn't he just stay there?
53. Arrogant people who see my FEW attempts at privacy as assaults on their "right to know."
54. Martial Arts "students" who showboat in public. ie "air kata", always kicking the air, picking up umbrellas/sticks etc and pretending they're bokken/bo.
55. Poor hygenic habits. i.e not showering or using deodorant etc. YOU SMELL LIKE SHEET! DO SOMETHIN SO I CAN FREAKIN BREATHE.
56. Women who think they are above all else and expect people to bend over at their every whim. Newsflash..these types of women tend to never amount to anything above a trophy wife. So these types better learn the kitchen layout well.
57. Spoiled brats.
58. Self centered people.
59. Child abuse.
60. When a Mormon or Jahova Witness knocks on my front door at 630am on a weekend when I'm hungover as hell and expects me to sit down with them to listen to their religious rants over a cup of coffee. Next time you bastards do that, I'm going to answer the door naked with depictions of Lucifer and hell drawn on my body along with ketchup all over to make it look like a blood sacrifice. All hail Satan.
61. Hating on a music artist solely because they are mainstream.
62. People who claim to have certain mental issues when they really don't. i.e someone claiming to be schizo, bipolar and use those as excuses for their actions.
63. Woosters face.
64. Jacq-ass.
65. When the stupid effin microwave blows up my leftover pasta from Olive Garden.
66. Rich people who park in handicap spots when they aren't handicapped.
67. People who pretend to know what you talk about when they clearly don't. Or they say they know when they don't.
68. Homie hoppers. (Urbandictionary if you don't know what that is).


Will add more.

Still better love story than twilight.

[Jinchiruuki]

Originally Posted by Sajuuk

The thing that really annoys me is that my mother can't get out of my damn hair for 2 minutes. She's always annoying the hell out of me and she doesn't know how to back off >_<

Wait until later in life when sh!t really hits the fan. Then it'll be you in your mothers hair

Originally Posted by CrackFat

Still better love story than twilight.

Jacq rabbit!

[The Second Pornkage]

Make me 69. Please. PLEASE.

[Jinchiruuki]

Originally Posted by The Second Pornkage

Make me 69. Please. PLEASE.

I'm not into homosexual dominatrix, sorry.

[The Second Pornkage]

WhaOH NO, NOT LIKE THAAT. Hehe, that's not what I'm about. Yo' list, I must be #69

P.S. Whurr dem dommes at?

[Jinchiruuki]

Originally Posted by The Second Pornkage

WhaOH NO, NOT LIKE THAAT. Hehe, that's not what I'm about. Yo' list, I must be #69

P.S. Whurr dem dommes at?

Hahahaha gotcha on that one.

I'll consider it.
No idea what the hell a domme is.

[The Second Pornkage]

Just a shortened term for...actually, it's better if you don't know

[Jinchiruuki]

Originally Posted by The Second Pornkage

Just a shortened term for...actually, it's better if you don't know

I think I know now

[CrackFat]

Originally Posted by Jinchiruuki

Wait until later in life when sh!t really hits the fan. Then it'll be you in your mothers hair



Jacq rabbit!

You just keep popping up don't you?

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

Originally Posted by Jinchiruuki

12. Math.
50. When people see the emotional results of a really traumatic series of events in someone's life and reduce THEIR explanation of it to "he needs to get laid."

12. Math is my homie.
50. YES! There are few, if any phrases, that I hate more than that one.

[Jinchiruuki]

Originally Posted by CrackFat

You just keep popping up don't you?

Indeed, like the Mad Hatter from down the rabbit hole.

Originally Posted by Maikeru D. Shinigami

12. Math is my homie.
50. YES! There are few, if any phrases, that I hate more than that one.

Right? While I agree sex is the ultimate stress relief and good for your body's health (to an extent lol), that phrase urks me.

[The Second Pornkage]

Originally Posted by Jinchiruuki

Right? While I agree sex is the ultimate stress relief and good for your body's health (to an extent lol), that phrase urks me.

Not the way I do it! *thumbs up*

[Naruto]

Originally Posted by The Second Pornkage

Not the way I do it! *thumbs up*

yep you cure people of diseases and it makes you feel successful and good and I'll be referring you some patients like you asked yesterday

[The Second Pornkage]

Originally Posted by Naruto

yep you cure people of diseases and it makes you feel successful and good and I'll be referring you some patients like you asked yesterday

Thank goodness, I'm ready to heal!

[Naruto]

Originally Posted by The Second Pornkage

Thank goodness, I'm ready to heal!

wait how old are you so I can refer people your age

[The Second Pornkage]

I am as old as a certain Kings of Leon song. That's all the hint I shall give.