Nah but really doe I'm down for a fight if anyone's around

[Teddie]

Hell I'll even let you choose which Killy you fight.
You've got -

Lord Killsworth Edvund the Third - Rookie Card
Lord Killsworth Edvund the Third - Vasto Lorde
True Killsworth
Chimera Killsworth
Judgement Killsworth/Godsworth

Come and joinnnnnnnnnn in!

[Ghost]

Sounds like you're having a orgy.

[joon61]

I will fight the chimera killsworth.

[Teddie]

LOL DAMMIT. I NEED TO LOOK UP MY CHIMERA KILLSWORTH NOW FUUUUUUUUUU
Make the first move rookie.

[joon61]

It was 9:00 A.M. I wanted to fight so bad but i did not know where to go do it. I walked around a town and over heard some folks talking about a strong scary man. They said he would be in the forest to the east. I headed east and went into the forest and saw someone standing,perpared for battle. "You must be the one i have to fight." He looked like he was used to battle. It did not matter to him who fought him,cause he would beat them all. That is what i was getting from him. His aura was silent yet deadly. I should be carful because if i don't,he'll kill me. Alot of people said he was lengendary but this might not have been the guy. But hey,how would i know. He might be able to kill me in a second. It really didn't matter.

"Hey,over here." As i started running towards him,i thought i would size him up to see what he's made of. I lunge at him,attempting to kick him in the gut. I then flip over him and slash multiple times at his back. Finally,i slash at his head horazontally,attempting to decapitate him. I backflip into a tree,awaiting my opponet's next move."Why don't you tell me your name?"

[Devroux]

I'm kind of disappointed. I get you're amped, Joon, but this isn't a fight that will even remotely allow you any remote chance of winning. Should of let it go to someone with more fight.

Plus, any real BFVer knows to choose True Killy.

[Lone_Espada]

One move from Teddie and it's over, just calling it now. I've always wanted to fight True Killy.

[joon61]

Originally Posted by Devroux

I'm kind of disappointed. I get you're amped, Joon, but this isn't a fight that will even remotely allow you any remote chance of winning. Should of let it go to someone with more fight.

Plus, any real BFVer knows to choose True Killy.

Originally Posted by Lone_Espada

One move from Teddie and it's over, just calling it now. I've always wanted to fight True Killy.

I did not know who to pick. I am not a true BV.
Plus,i am getting my blocking power back.

[Devroux]

http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthre...light=Calamity
http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthre...light=Calamity

Just not happening for you.

[Teddie]

As I see this boy running towards me, I rise from my seat on the stump of an old oak tree. This forest, to me, was a special place, a place left untouched by my years of menace and strife. To me, this forest was a sacred place, a place of humanity and purity. And this boy intended to ruin it.

I had taken one of my material forms for this excursion, and was not expecting to battle anyone, so when the man rushes towards me with his sword drawn, I immediately act defensively. A small bulge appears on my stomach, and as my opponent kicks me, he's met with a hard, almost steel-like resistance. He launches over my back, and a similar bulge appears underneith my shirt, and his sword bounces off my back with sparks. The same happens when he attacks my neck, only this time, there is nothing covering the skin. When your sword approaches my neck, you see the skin of my neck convulse and turn black, bulging out ever so slightly. As you land, you ask me a silly question.

"My name? Is the implication that you do not know who I am?"
"Boy. I am God."

Not deeming my opponent worthy of more than 3% of my total power, I turn towards him, the skin on my arm bulging out in the form of a blade and turning black. I run towards him, hoping to kill him without tarnishing this beautiful forest. As I near him, I lash out my arm, which extends towards him, slicing at my opponent a full second before I normally would have. As I do that, a tentacle launches out of my back and over my shoulder, forming a mouth that attempts to chomp down on my opponent's stronger shoulder, the shoulder of his sword arm. I lash out with my free hand, which has also hardened and turned black, my fingers sharpening into individual spikes. I stab at my opponents stomach, all the while charging a bala in my mouth that I launch directly at my opponent's face. Rolling past my opponent after this, I stop, launch into the air and perch on a tree.

"Boy. My name is a name spoken of only in legend. Are you sure you really wish to know what it is?"

[Teddie]

Originally Posted by Devroux

http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthre...light=Calamity
http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthre...light=Calamity

Just not happening for you.

DEVVY YOU REALLY CARE!!!!!

Originally Posted by Lone_Espada

One move from Teddie and it's over, just calling it now. I've always wanted to fight True Killy.

Lolz True Killy >>>>>>> I looooov him

Originally Posted by Devroux

I'm kind of disappointed. I get you're amped, Joon, but this isn't a fight that will even remotely allow you any remote chance of winning. Should of let it go to someone with more fight.

Plus, any real BFVer knows to choose True Killy.

Hey hey, don't be toooo tough on him. True Killy wouldt've been any fun for me, now would it?


Aw what the hell, who am I kidding. Noob killing is one of my favorite passtimes.

[Teddie]

The problem with me though is that I havent finished a fight in a really long time. Both parties have just kind've quit in the last four or five fights. So keep me entertained or let me kill you.

[junchurikioftheleaf]

oh hey ted is back, should i break out the blood wine?

[Teddie]

Or champagne. I'm down for that too

[junchurikioftheleaf]

well that works

[Devroux]

Originally Posted by Teddie

DEVVY YOU REALLY CARE!!!!!


Lolz True Killy >>>>>>> I looooov him

Hey hey, don't be toooo tough on him. True Killy wouldt've been any fun for me, now would it?


Aw what the hell, who am I kidding. Noob killing is one of my favorite passtimes.

I do. <3

I stomped him in 2 moves without attacking, or seriously attacking. Not being tough, just blunt.

Originally Posted by Teddie

The problem with me though is that I havent finished a fight in a really long time. Both parties have just kind've quit in the last four or five fights. So keep me entertained or let me kill you.

Same here, but I doubt that'll matter here. Just watch.

[Lone_Espada]

I wanna fight Teddie.

[Teddie]

Originally Posted by Devroux

I do. <3

I stomped him in 2 moves without attacking, or seriously attacking. Not being tough, just blunt.

Same here, but I doubt that'll matter here. Just watch.

Hahahah, never did I question the ability to beat him, if I'm keeping up this facade of thinking that I'm an omnipowerful invincible diety, I cant admit that I can be beat. Though if we kept our fight up and you only had more to show me you may've been the first. I'm not saying you're better than me but definitely an equal.

But this guy. I was just bored and feeling homicidal.

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

Kami-sama? Kuhkuhkuhkuh.

[junchurikioftheleaf]

Originally Posted by Teddie

Hahahah, never did I question the ability to beat him, if I'm keeping up this facade of thinking that I'm an omnipowerful invincible diety, I cant admit that I can be beat. Though if we kept our fight up and you only had more to show me you may've been the first. I'm not saying you're better than me but definitely an equal.

But this guy. I was just bored and feeling homicidal.

oh i see how it is, love dev but not me, i thought we had something from that 8 turn starting thing when i first joined, WHY DO YOU HATE ME TEDDY