Does not compute

Uchiha Sora · 11-10-2012, 08:11 AM

So yesterday I heard an old Greek tale of a baby who was destined to kill his father and marry his mother. The father disowned him and they sent him to be raised with a woodsman, who left him to new parents. The son eventually grew up and killed his father, but he didn't know it was his father. The boy solves the riddle of the Sphinx and they make him king. And his new wife... His mom. And they have kids. When he found out it was his mom, he stabbed his eyes out

SO. IF HE HAD CHILDREN WITH HIS MOM, ARE THOSE KIDS HIS SONS OR HIS BROTHERS O_O

Mind=blown

Maruko · 11-10-2012, 08:14 AM

This is must be the feeling humans have when they engage in coitus.
+1 for you!

megabbaut · 11-10-2012, 08:17 AM

Why would he mary someone who is 20+ older than him?

Uchiha Sora · 11-10-2012, 08:23 AM

Cuz she was bad doe

And the government council type people.. Royal court... Idk.. Anyway they set up the marriage. I think his dad was the king before him

deadtaka · 11-10-2012, 08:27 AM

That's the Greek Myth of Oedipus.

Uchiha Sora · 11-10-2012, 08:28 AM

Awkward your right it was a Greek tale

I learned Japanese theatre and Greek theatre in the same day so I got em mixed up

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato · 11-10-2012, 08:29 AM

what taka said

Uchiha Sora · 11-10-2012, 08:30 AM

Ok so yeah would they be his sons or half brothers

Or would we have to invent a whole new type of family member

Ultimate combatant · 11-10-2012, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uchiha Sora

So yesterday I heard an old Japanese tale of a baby who was destined to kill his father and marry his mother. The father disowned him and they sent him to be raised with a woodsman, who left him to new parents. The son eventually grew up and killed his father, but he didn't know it was his father. The boy solves the riddle of the Sphinx and they make him king. And his new wife... His mom. And they have kids. When he found out it was his mom, he stabbed his eyes out

SO. IF HE HAD CHILDREN WITH HIS MOM, ARE THOSE KIDS HIS SONS OR HIS BROTHERS O_O

Mind=blown

Are you sure that is not the Greek story?!!

Father of Antigone, Oedipus had pretty much the same story, if I am not mistaken!!!

EDIT: Nevermind. You already fixed it!!!

Uchiha Sora · 11-10-2012, 08:32 AM

Yes it is. Jeez >.>

I learned Greek theatre and Japanese theatre in the same class period so I mixed them up

Edit: lol nvm You saw xD

Maikeru D. Shinigami · 11-10-2012, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maruko

This is must be the feeling humans have when they engage in coitus.
+1 for you!

Fascinating. I've always heard that the act of coitus was more pleasurable than the feeling of having one's eyes poked out. Of course, coitus is a unsanitary social convention which I do not partake of.

Uchiha Sora · 11-10-2012, 09:05 AM

Can we please get to the question please

Ultimate combatant · 11-10-2012, 09:08 AM

His sons and step brothers at the same time. So, yeah they are both sons and brothers!!!

Klaire · 11-10-2012, 09:09 AM

I think theyre his sons and his brothers. o:

THE susanoo · 11-10-2012, 09:13 AM

I finally know the story that rose talks to charlie about on two and a half men now :P

Toma RNK · 11-10-2012, 09:35 AM

The answer to the question can be found in this video.

YouTube:

BMC1994 · 11-10-2012, 10:08 AM

Sons + Half-Brother.

Sounds like an akward family reunion

Souret · 11-10-2012, 11:48 AM

I thought he killed himself not poked his eyes out...and yeah definatly his sons and half brothers I don't think they made a word for that except insest

11-10-2012, 08:11 AM	#1
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Uchiha Sora Has a Keyblade Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chillin with Mabel and Waddles in Gravity Falls Posts: 9,687 Rep Power: 15	Re: Does not compute Cuz she was bad doe And the government council type people.. Royal court... Idk.. Anyway they set up the marriage. I think his dad was the king before him __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Uchiha Sora Has a Keyblade Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chillin with Mabel and Waddles in Gravity Falls Posts: 9,687 Rep Power: 15	Re: Does not compute Awkward your right it was a Greek tale I learned Japanese theatre and Greek theatre in the same day so I got em mixed up __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Uchiha Sora Has a Keyblade Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chillin with Mabel and Waddles in Gravity Falls Posts: 9,687 Rep Power: 15	Re: Does not compute Ok so yeah would they be his sons or half brothers Or would we have to invent a whole new type of family member __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Uchiha Sora Has a Keyblade Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chillin with Mabel and Waddles in Gravity Falls Posts: 9,687 Rep Power: 15	Re: Does not compute Yes it is. Jeez >.> I learned Greek theatre and Japanese theatre in the same class period so I mixed them up Edit: lol nvm You saw xD __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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