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voicesinmyhead · 10-29-2012, 09:53 AM

i hate those suspicious eyes i get them all the time it just creeps me out

Jakropha · 10-29-2012, 10:15 AM

Being that I live in the same parental situation as you, I shall give you my advice.

If you are male, you will basically be screwed, because they will be even stricter on you.
I didn't have the same prob when it happened to me, but all I do is act homosexual when I'm in public, it makes my parents think I'm a little too naive to know anything about pronz.
While I have seen it, yes, but do I intentionally look at it? No. That part is true.
If you do watch it, then you just got served, thats all there is too it, no need to lie to your parents and say you never did.
Age difference between you and your brother is key.
If you are female, it is extremely easy to convince them, you will just have to throw your brother under the bus, literally.

Saiyan · 10-29-2012, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakropha

Being that I live in the same parental situation as you, I shall give you my advice.

If you are male, you will basically be screwed, because they will be even stricter on you.
I didn't have the same prob when it happened to me, but all I do is act homosexual when I'm in public, it makes my parents think I'm a little too naive to know anything about pronz.
While I have seen it, yes, but do I intentionally look at it? No. That part is true.
If you do watch it, then you just got served, thats all there is too it, no need to lie to your parents and say you never did.
Age difference between you and your brother is key.
If you are female, it is extremely easy to convince them, you will just have to throw your brother under the bus, literally.

Act homosexual in public?

WishfulFairie · 10-29-2012, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saiyan

Act homosexual in public?

^^^

moonwatcher · 10-29-2012, 12:14 PM

If they stare, look up and say *take a picture, it last longer* Jk

But that does suck..

zerosameri · 10-29-2012, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakropha

Being that I live in the same parental situation as you, I shall give you my advice.

If you are male, you will basically be screwed, because they will be even stricter on you.
I didn't have the same prob when it happened to me, but all I do is act homosexual when I'm in public, it makes my parents think I'm a little too naive to know anything about pronz.
While I have seen it, yes, but do I intentionally look at it? No. That part is true.
If you do watch it, then you just got served, thats all there is too it, no need to lie to your parents and say you never did.
Age difference between you and your brother is key.
If you are female, it is extremely easy to convince them, you will just have to throw your brother under the bus, literally.

Sure dude, sure.

Hidden Ninja45 · 10-29-2012, 12:29 PM

From what I know about stereotypes, girls don't watch porn, so you should be ok.

Leo the Night Man · 10-29-2012, 12:33 PM

Hah...

Jakropha · 10-29-2012, 12:40 PM

Girls watch porn, they do...
They're just smarter about it then us men are...

Leo the Night Man · 10-29-2012, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakropha

Girls watch porn, they do...
They're just smarter about it then us men are...

Truer words have never been spoken.

Jakropha · 10-29-2012, 12:50 PM

Lolololololololol

indubitably.

Leo the Night Man · 10-29-2012, 12:54 PM

Male way of watchin the porno
1. Get on the internet
2. Jump on the preferred website
3. Find the vid/pic you want to fap to
4. Begin fapping
5. Hear people coming to your room
6. Fap harder to finish
7. Get caught

Female way of looking at the pornos
1. Get online
2. Find the site.
3. Find the pic/vid
4. Start...whatever the female noise for fapping would be (I'm assuming swip I dunno)
5. Hear people coming
6. Take hand out of pants and open a new tab
7. Pretend to google search current events.

You sly, dirty...dirty girls. > ^ >

gaara lover 24 · 10-30-2012, 12:59 AM

thnx alot ^
u should write a book about it...
maybe some boy will get ur point..

Jakropha · 10-30-2012, 04:11 AM

Ok I think were getting a little out of hand here

Gaara-Shukaku · 10-30-2012, 04:15 AM

Out of hand?? still in hand I think :L haha but seriously I agree girls obviously watch it because us guys dont want to watch guys swinging mallets with eachother.. they just hide it easier :L I have been caught watching porn before :L

Jakropha · 10-30-2012, 04:18 AM

Never been caught, because I have nothing to be caught with

Gaara-Shukaku · 10-30-2012, 04:21 AM

Resisting the temptation of Pornography online. I couldn't do this.. *HIGH 5*

joon61 · 10-30-2012, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaara lover 24

my parents are really stricked..if they dnt take the laptop..they'll give me those suspicious eyes everytime i'm on the laptop..

Say what are you looking at!!!! jk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo the Night Man

Male way of watchin the porno
1. Get on the internet
2. Jump on the preferred website
3. Find the vid/pic you want to fap to
4. Begin fapping
5. Hear people coming to your room
6. Fap harder to finish
7. Get caught

Female way of looking at the pornos
1. Get online
2. Find the site.
3. Find the pic/vid
4. Start...whatever the female noise for fapping would be (I'm assuming swip I dunno)
5. Hear people coming
6. Take hand out of pants and open a new tab
7. Pretend to google search current events.

You sly, dirty...dirty girls. > ^ >

lolol what the heck!!

THE susanoo · 10-30-2012, 12:41 PM

or openly watch porn then once your caught, act all Innocent and say im only watching wrestling

Kiko-kun · 10-30-2012, 12:48 PM

Tell your brother the next time he watches it, face the laptop away from the door, don't have speakers on, and enjoy. e.e Have an extra tab open with something innocent on it to switch over if they walk in. D: and ALWAYS clear your history.

You have been taught by the master.

And xD sucks for youuu.

10-29-2012, 09:53 AM	#21
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10-29-2012, 10:15 AM	#22
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,724 Rep Power: 25 Member's Picture Albums	Re: NOOOoooooooo Being that I live in the same parental situation as you, I shall give you my advice. If you are male, you will basically be screwed, because they will be even stricter on you. I didn't have the same prob when it happened to me, but all I do is act homosexual when I'm in public, it makes my parents think I'm a little too naive to know anything about pronz. While I have seen it, yes, but do I intentionally look at it? No. That part is true. If you do watch it, then you just got served, thats all there is too it, no need to lie to your parents and say you never did. Age difference between you and your brother is key. If you are female, it is extremely easy to convince them, you will just have to throw your brother under the bus, literally. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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moonwatcher Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Laying on a hill, staring at the stars and moon.. Posts: 6,024 Rep Power: 18 Member's Picture Albums	Re: NOOOoooooooo If they stare, look up and say take a picture, it last longer Jk But that does suck.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Hidden Ninja45 Jonin Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Earth, Sol System Posts: 16,022 Rep Power: 16	Re: NOOOoooooooo From what I know about stereotypes, girls don't watch porn, so you should be ok. __________________ Currently Playing: Assassin's Creed III, Battlefield 3, Halo 4 Currently Reading: Sword Art Online: Aria in the Starless Night To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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10-29-2012, 12:40 PM	#29
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,724 Rep Power: 25 Member's Picture Albums	Re: NOOOoooooooo Girls watch porn, they do... They're just smarter about it then us men are... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-29-2012, 12:50 PM	#31
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,724 Rep Power: 25 Member's Picture Albums	Re: NOOOoooooooo Lolololololololol indubitably. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-29-2012, 12:54 PM	#32
Leo the Night Man Chunin Exam Participant Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Kerning City Posts: 584 Rep Power: 2	Re: NOOOoooooooo Male way of watchin the porno 1. Get on the internet 2. Jump on the preferred website 3. Find the vid/pic you want to fap to 4. Begin fapping 5. Hear people coming to your room 6. Fap harder to finish 7. Get caught Female way of looking at the pornos 1. Get online 2. Find the site. 3. Find the pic/vid 4. Start...whatever the female noise for fapping would be (I'm assuming swip I dunno) 5. Hear people coming 6. Take hand out of pants and open a new tab 7. Pretend to google search current events. You sly, dirty...dirty girls. > ^ > __________________ "It's never too late to take charge of your own fate, you know."

10-30-2012, 12:59 AM	#33
gaara lover 24 Chunin Exam Participant Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: anywhere with gaara Posts: 555 Rep Power: 2 Member's Picture Albums	Re: NOOOoooooooo thnx alot ^ u should write a book about it... maybe some boy will get ur point.. __________________ you may not have a happy begining bt that doesnt mean u cnt have a happy ending. ur begining doesnt make u who u are.itz who u chose to be now believe it you are bound to protect something that is precious to you PROUD TO BE A MUSLIM love gaara

10-30-2012, 04:11 AM	#34
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10-30-2012, 04:18 AM	#36
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,724 Rep Power: 25 Member's Picture Albums	Re: NOOOoooooooo Never been caught, because I have nothing to be caught with __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-30-2012, 12:41 PM	#39
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10-30-2012, 12:48 PM	#40
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